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cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Trump will say he won no matter what and the cult members will scream the same thing.

This is an opportunity to remind people what Trump is who might have forgotten the dark years because a lot of average people actively try to avoid paying attention to the hell scape of modern day American politics.

I trust Bidens people thinking this is a good idea, Trump's people probably couldnt stop Donald if they tried so they might know it's going to be a disaster and can't do anything about it.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

MrQwerty posted:

Donald "TRUMP" trying to secretly murder Joe Biden with COVID that he was infected with at a debate is still some of the most mind-bending poo poo

he did think COVID was an invisible ninja assassin, though

Lmao your av

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


TrashMammal posted:

you mean the best version?


nathen's

is pretty funny tho

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



Jonny Quest posted:

In the US right now the "Modern Farmhouse" style house is exceptionally popular due to HGTV personality Joanna Gaines. This is a counterpoint to the trendy Arts & Crafts/Craftsman trend that was in vogue for 2005-2015.

It's characterized by white painted brick, cedar shutters, board and batten siding, etc. For those who can't afford a new McMansion in that style, folks are just painting over their existing brick houses and making token changes.

Of course these home flippers/remodelers often neglect to realize that brick needs to "breathe" and you can't just slap paint on a 20th century house without making deeper changes for longevity purposes.

The trad-wife wants to be on trend, though, and lead the way with repainting her house white, but "Oh NO that bitch Susan down the street did it first!"

Thanks for this. I have a brick fireplace and my friend keeps trying to tell me to paint it white, and I keep telling him to gently caress off because you can't just paint it over again with brick once it's no longer trendy. Also, and most importantly, I like the brick, it makes the room feel warmer/cozier than sterile white. Happy to have another reason to not do it. But I also have a brick wall on the front of the house that was painted before I moved, so I need to look into the breathing thing I guess.

lol biden is going to wreck trump in the debat

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


The avatar derail is the best derail so far!

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Aug 6, 2013


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cr0y posted:

Trump will say he won no matter what and the cult members will scream the same thing.

This is an opportunity to remind people what Trump is who might have forgotten the dark years because a lot of average people actively try to avoid paying attention to the hell scape of modern day American politics.

I trust Bidens people thinking this is a good idea, Trump's people probably couldnt stop Donald if they tried so they might know it's going to be a disaster and can't do anything about it.

Debates are also basically game theory. The press and less-informed voters expect you to do them, even if you'll never convince anyone. Campaigns hate them because prep dominates all your time for the whole week. They'd prefer to just throw the candidate or their mouth pieces on TV. If you don't do them, the other candidate will make hay about it, even when they don't want to do them. So everyone just does them, even when they're pointless.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

pixaal posted:

The avatar derail is the best derail so far!

You're right, we should be doing wiener gang tag chat instead

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
lol @ Mazriface

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

I don't think a debate would change a Trump person to a Biden person and there's a 0% chance a debate would make someone say "actually Trump is pretty great"

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Frank Frank posted:

lol @ Mazriface

its way funnier than the last IM MAD ABOUT DICKS av

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Seth Pecksniff posted:

The thing with Fetterman is that people saw LEGAL WEED, GAY MARRIAGE, SOCIALIST, BIG GIANT GUY and didn't actually see anything else about him because he fit their notions of what they wanted

Also it shows how much people actually understand the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (they usually don't)

he yelled vehemently that he never said he was a progressive and someone was able to post a supercut of him just saying that during his election campaign. yeah i'm not saying i know pennysylvania but the dude is a liar and even in that video the person was airing their concerns and was just completely dismissive of their concerns. this guy is pure poo poo.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

1-600-DOCTORB posted:

Sorry for the absolute dogshit quality; I tried to record this inconspicuously while driving by. A Trumper house with the full regalia (full-sized Trump 2024 flag on a pole, bumper stickers, etc.) has had this yard flag by their mailbox for a while now.



"DON'T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR TRUMRP"

Every time I see it, I think of this thread. It's been up for at least a month and they haven't noticed the spelling yet.

You’ve got to be making GBS threads me

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

I've seen a couple of those in NM

Joe Biden is responsible for my neighborhood being a tent city/shooting gallery, evidently, according to a bunch of people with money that consistently vote at a local level to gently caress this neighborhood over

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


MrQwerty posted:

I've seen a couple of those in NM

Someone mass produced I voted for TRUMRP with the extra R?

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

jokes posted:

I don't think a debate would change a Trump person to a Biden person and there's a 0% chance a debate would make someone say "actually Trump is pretty great"

I think any motion on it is going to be in convincing the sometimes-voters to pokemon go to the polls. Hard to say whether any of that gets reflected in polling between now and Election Day.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

pixaal posted:

Someone mass produced I voted for TRUMRP with the extra R?

lmao yes, wouldn't say mass produced though
probably a facebook/etc. printshop/dropshipper that charges $80 over cost

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

They should have to take mushrooms and LSD.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
The extra R stands for RIGGED ELECTION STOLEN BY CROOKED JOE BIDEN

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

They should have to take mushrooms and LSD.

I imagine Biden would tell dad jokes and hit on ladies while Trump would turn into Baron Harkkonen

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

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MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

LMAO I’ll always remember the 2016 debates, when idiot kept lurking behind Hillary in the background while she was talking.

Just couldn’t bear to not be in frame at all times.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005





3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



Trump agreed to that? Color me shocked. He's so hosed :laffo:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



lmao

"the guy who got owned by Putin"

no wait

"the guy who owns himself on the regular"

no wait

"the guy who can't tell reality from the psychedelics he's on"

no no best idea

"the guy who lied about sandyhook and is bankrupt and worthless"

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

cr0y posted:

Trump will say he won no matter what and the cult members will scream the same thing.

This is an opportunity to remind people what Trump is who might have forgotten the dark years because a lot of average people actively try to avoid paying attention to the hell scape of modern day American politics.

I trust Bidens people thinking this is a good idea, Trump's people probably couldnt stop Donald if they tried so they might know it's going to be a disaster and can't do anything about it.

yeah. this is for the normies and indies who dont follow the poo poo like we do. trump will come off a crazed rear end in a top hat which will please the chuds and little else.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Trump agreed to that? Color me shocked. He's so hosed :laffo:

he needs his fix and i think he buys into the "bidens is president Jimble level disabled".

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
he's going to bitch so much about his mic being cut off

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Dapper_Swindler posted:

he needs his fix and i think he buys into the "bidens is president Jimble level disabled".

tbh so do a lot of regular posters itt

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Biden should do everything he can to cheat and ratfuck these debates. Who gives a poo poo if Trump complains

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

MrMojok posted:

LMAO I’ll always remember the 2016 debates, when idiot kept lurking behind Hillary in the background while she was talking.

Just couldn’t bear to not be in frame at all times.

I was going to mention this. Clinton wasn't really prepared for how weird the whole thing was, I don't think. Biden is going to have a contingency plan for that kind of stuff. If/when Trump starts pacing around there's a lot of opportunity in some small but prepared zinger to dunk on him for it.

Civil
Apr 21, 2003

Do you see this? This means "Have a nice day".

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Trump agreed to that? Color me shocked. He's so hosed :laffo:

Trump will cheat the rules. Not sure how yet, but he'll either sneak some toadies into the studio, or just yell over the microphone if he's cut off. He might try to fist fight Biden if all else fails.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Civil posted:

Trump will cheat the rules. Not sure how yet, but he'll either sneak some toadies into the studio, or just yell over the microphone if he's cut off. He might try to fist fight Biden if all else fails.

I have my money on Biden if they fight. Sure Trump is in the heavy weight class but Biden says "malarkey" so i know he's been in fisticuffs in his youth.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



He'll be up there with his mouth working silently after his time expires SO MANY TIMES

He'll walk over to Biden's podium and talk into his mike

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Propaganda Hour posted:

Biden should do everything he can to cheat and ratfuck these debates. Who gives a poo poo if Trump complains

He should praise witnesses in the Stormy Daniels trial to goad Trump into violating his gag order

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Strong Sauce posted:

he yelled vehemently that he never said he was a progressive and someone was able to post a supercut of him just saying that during his election campaign. yeah i'm not saying i know pennysylvania but the dude is a liar and even in that video the person was airing their concerns and was just completely dismissive of their concerns. this guy is pure poo poo.

neato

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


if you don't like fracking then maybe go on better dates

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
I feel like I’m missing something. I saw Biden commit to debates on CNN and ABC, but “duurrr and also FOX NEWS gheheheh!” only seems to be Trump accepting something that I didn’t see offered.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


There will probably be one debate—the first one scheduled. The others won’t happen.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

MrQwerty posted:

tbh so do a lot of regular posters itt

yeah, even though it keeps being proven wrong but EvrartLibcrusherClaire69 on twitter said he saw biden poo poo his pants so it must be true.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Murdstone posted:

There will probably be one debate—the first one scheduled. The others won’t happen.

Yeah honestly I suspect, if the debate happens, Trump will ramble and rant and Biden will walk all over him and Trump will throw a fit and abort the other debates while declaring victory or rigged.

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Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



Almost Smart posted:

I feel like I’m missing something. I saw Biden commit to debates on CNN and ABC, but “duurrr and also FOX NEWS gheheheh!” only seems to be Trump accepting something that I didn’t see offered.

he's trying to assert dominance by forcing biden to accept his offer. art of the deal, baby

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