The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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BloodWulfe: Mar 18, 2003

After The War posted:

What's wrong with this house? Is it the plumbing? Is there a building code violation? A drainage issue? A surveying error?

# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:42

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

Remember when I took that wine making course and forgot how to quote?

I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day. I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half but I just can't drink that much.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:47

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day. I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half but I just can't drink that much.

You'll notice we're pretty informal around here CharlieFoxtrot

# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:56

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

gingerberger posted:

You'll notice we're pretty informal around here CharlieFoxtrot

Yes Mr. Gingerberger. I will notice that.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 19:58

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day. I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half but I just can't drink that much.

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy! :tinsley:

# ? Jul 23, 2014 20:32

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

DrBouvenstein posted:

[urk="http://tatianadanger.kinja.com/i-wanna-get-drunk-on-this-modern-art-inspired-homer-sim-1609271681/+jesusdiaz"]Remember when I took that wine making course and forgot how to quote?[/url]

I got two dollars off because mine got smeared.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:05

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a glass of wine every day. I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half but I just can't drink that much.

I'd love to visit this Long Island. If only it was real. :sigh:

CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Jul 23, 2014

# ? Jul 23, 2014 21:09

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'd love to visit this Long Island. If only it was real.

Latex condom . . . Boy I'd like to live in one of those!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:14

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Tokelau All Star posted:

Latex condom . . . Boy I'd like to live in one of those!

If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 22:44

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'd love to visit this Long Island. If only it was real.

What he meant to say is that Long Island is actually a peninsula!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:13

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BloodWulfe posted:

Ah, I wouldn't take it down if I were you. It's a load-bearing quote.

# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:23

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

TMMadman posted:

If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.

You already did that!

# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:27

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

gingerberger posted:

You already did that!

I think I remember my own life, gingerberger. :rolleyes:

# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Oh yeah hey there Roy in the thread title :geno:

# ? Jul 23, 2014 23:48

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

DrBouvenstein posted:

[urk

Urk? Highly dubious!

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:02

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

Remember when I took that wine making course and forgot how to quote?

Hey DrBouvenstein, jealous of my gangtag? :smug:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:04

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!

I was more animal than man!

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:04

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

I'd love to visit this Long Island. If only it was real.

I wish I were going. I mean I wish I was going. Is that right, Catchr?

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:08

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

I wish I were going. I mean I wish I was going. Is that right, Catchr?

Yeah, I saw her--that is to say, I seen her.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:30

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

MondayHotDog posted:

I wish I were going. I mean I wish I was going. Is that right, Catchr?

I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:53

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

gingerberger posted:

I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try

Well, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 00:56

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Hey DrBouvenstein, jealous of my gangtag?

Not really, yours is just a piece of extension cord.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:12

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

I don't know, Charlie. Trying is the first step towards failure.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:15

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

Not really, yours is just a piece of extension cord.

I have misplaced my quote.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:15

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

Not really, yours is just a piece of extension cord.

..... they're jealous :smug:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:18

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Not really, yours is just a piece of extension cord.

What you don't like my bags?

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:20

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

If you want some butter it's under my face.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:29

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

gingerberger posted:

If you want some butter it's under my face.

Can't discuss that now gingerberger! I have to write another delicious memo!

# ? Jul 24, 2014 01:36

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

gingerberger posted:

If you want some butter it's under my face.

Please take the basket off my head, it's extremely hot!

# ? Jul 24, 2014 02:57

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

I wish I were going. I mean I wish I was going. Is that right, Catchr?

Correct, I would also accept Snacktacular.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:11

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

Please take the basket off my head, it's extremely hot!

My GOD you're greasy.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:15

Justice Sloth: Jun 10, 2012; Damn skippy.

Tokelau All Star posted:

Can't discuss that now gingerberger! I have to write another delicious memo!

'Tokelau?' No c'mon, I need a name that says friendly all-American posting.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:15

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Drink-Mix Man posted:

My GOD you're greasy.

Well I've been called a greasy thug too. And it never stops hurting. :smith:

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:15

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well I've been called a greasy thug too. And it never stops hurting.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:24

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

IMJack posted:

...okey-dokey.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:26

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

gingerberger posted:

If you want some butter it's under my face.

The perfect chance to make my patented, space-age, out-of-this-world moon waffles!

Let�s see here, caramels� waffle batter� liquid smoke.

Mmmmmm...fattening!

# ? Jul 24, 2014 03:42

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well I've been called a greasy thug too. And it never stops hurting.

Here come's a greaseball!

# ? Jul 24, 2014 04:28

gingerberger: Jun 20, 2014; Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

TMMadman posted:

The perfect chance to make my patented, space-age, out-of-this-world moon waffles!

Let�s see here, caramels� waffle batter� liquid smoke.

Mmmmmm...fattening!

Frozen pie crust, tomcollins mix, cloves...

# ? Jul 24, 2014 04:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

gingerberger posted:

Frozen pie crust, tomcollins mix, cloves...

# ? Jul 24, 2014 05:08

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S.D.: Apr 28, 2008

... let's go see mom.

# ? Jul 24, 2014 05:11

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