|
https://twitter.com/Khanoisseur/status/813515354806718464
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 03:15
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 5, 2024 17:40 |
|
|
our attempt at a christmas ended in the traditional way, with a huge family kerfuffle and people running home in tears in conclusion christmas is a goyish illuminati plot to undermine and poison my family and i will never tolerate its clammy touch upon my fine fine rear end ever again
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 03:45
|
|
|
Avshalom posted:our attempt at a christmas ended in the traditional way, with a huge family kerfuffle and people running home in tears just go out for chinese
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 03:48
|
|
|
GhostofJohnMuir posted:just go out for chinese
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 03:53
|
|
|
"no no it's great, see, you have to buy heaps of expensive poo poo and then there's three days of non-stop homecooked meals at a time when literally no shops are open and there's nothing to do so you just sit around and drink a lot and try to get along"
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 03:55
|
|
|
what a revolting affair
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 03:56
|
|
|
my christmas was ok
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 03:56
|
|
|
oh hey avshalom did u ever make that chicken curry i posted like a month ago
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 03:58
|
|
|
no but i've saved the recipe and when i'm not extremely busy being a tolkien dwarf it's at the top of my list to make
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:00
|
|
|
Avshalom posted:no but i've saved the recipe and when i'm not extremely busy being a tolkien dwarf it's at the top of my list to make as long as u keep it in ur thoughts 
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:01
|
|
|
what's the best way to tell someone egging you on that you have poor impulse control and need someone to act as your brake, not your accelerator?
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:03
|
|
|
This is why I am marketing my trailing harness to airlines. It lets passengers go whilst being dragged by the plan at 30000 feet.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:06
|
|
|
GhostofJohnMuir posted:what's the best way to tell someone egging you on that you have poor impulse control and need someone to act as your brake, not your accelerator?
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:06
|
|
|
GhostofJohnMuir posted:what's the best way to tell someone egging you on that you have poor impulse control and need someone to act as your brake, not your accelerator? You could just say the thing you just posted
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:06
|
|
|
Not everything has to be couched in innuendo and lies
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:06
|
|
|
i have zero conflict resolution skills irl. zero. not one.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:07
|
|
|
remember i was raised by dogs so my two techniques are "bite" and "roll onto back, piss a graceful arc skyward"
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:08
|
|
|
Badger of Basra posted:Not everything has to be couched in innuendo and lies i don't understand
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:09
|
|
|
GhostofJohnMuir posted:i don't understand loving management smh
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:09
|
|
|
hey, steve, i just want you to know that i have poor impulse control and need someone to act as my *wheels diagram of a car into office* brake and not as my *points to accelerator* accelerator
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:12
|
|
|
GhostofJohnMuir posted:i don't understand Clearly stating your own wishes and position is generally a more successful communication strategy than implying and hoping the recipient will get it. If they won't accomodate a direct statement, they would not be swayed by a more indirect approach either.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:13
|
|
|
Avshalom posted:remember i was raised by dogs so my two techniques are "bite" and "roll onto back, piss a graceful arc skyward" maybe youre still teething
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:14
|
|
|
"imagine that i am both a car and a person standing in front of the car. one soul, two bodies, one mechanical, one biological. the car, my heavy metal body, is coasting toward the person, my soft flesh body, at a slow but steady speed. you are in the car. i need you to stop the coasting car somehow rather than making it leap forward so that it, or i, crush the human, or me, to death under my fearsome steely mass, resulting in my death. what do you choose? what do you choose??"
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:19
|
|
|
Avshalom posted:"imagine that i am both a car and a person standing in front of the car. one soul, two bodies, one mechanical, one biological. the car, my heavy metal body, is coasting toward the person, my soft flesh body, at a slow but steady speed. you are in the car. i need you to stop the coasting car somehow rather than making it leap forward so that it, or i, crush the human, or me, to death under my fearsome steely mass, resulting in my death. what do you choose? what do you choose??" thanks avs, this will come in handy
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:20
|
|
|
i am always happy to help coach dadchatters in interpersonal negotiation skills
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:32
|
|
|
Avshalom posted:remember i was raised by dogs so my two techniques are "bite" and "roll onto back, piss a graceful arc skyward" alpha moves to take charge in the boardroom avs power moves
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 04:56
|
|
|
Leave an anonymous note full of death threats on their door. Go home and set a bunch of GI Joes on fire.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 05:50
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 06:46
|
|
|
GhostofJohnMuir posted:what's the best way to tell someone egging you on that you have poor impulse control and need someone to act as your brake, not your accelerator? As with most things, have sex with them. Lots of difficult relationship wrinkles get solved with cumming
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 08:00
|
|
|
i was late for work so i sped my rear end off while cussing and throwing poo poo only to get there and see that the whole place was closed for christmas still
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 08:10
|
|
|
Volkerball posted:i was late for work so i sped my rear end off while cussing and throwing poo poo only to get there and see that the whole place was closed for christmas still owned
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 08:32
|
|
|
i am a quail with the eyes of a man
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 08:56
|
|
|
Avshalom posted:i am a quail with the eyes of a man Avshalom, what do your man eyes see?
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 10:09
|
|
|
Pirate Radar posted:Avshalom, what do your man eyes see?
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 10:13
|
|
|
what did you see my fowl-eyed son what did you see my dear pigeon one
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 10:13
|
|
|
i met a gay baker who looked like a pixie i met a weird harpist who called me a gypsy i saw a cloud of dread kalstrams with memes raining down
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 10:15
|
|
|
btw i'm glad they gave bob dylan the nobel prize instead of my lord and prophet eliezer ben nisan, because leonard was a naturally polite man and probably would have at least turned up to the ceremony and gone through the motions whereas dylan is a surly old bitch who gave the whole thing the contempt it deserves and then we got a great performance out of patti smith
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 10:17
|
|
|
i have beliefs.
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 10:18
|
|
|
Avshalom posted:i met a gay baker who looked like a pixie
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 10:19
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 5, 2024 17:40 |
|
|
soon we will achieve the biological internet and the peak mutual understanding between all members of our species, which has spread out over a geography it was never meant to conquer... peace will threaten to reign but there's always some rear end in a top hat
|
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2016 10:21
|
|