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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



1) USE DRUGS

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Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Captain Hygiene posted:

Reported for requesting videos of graphic violence

yeah, that's the coroner drying the kitty after the massacre.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Safety Dance posted:

I obviously don't know the context, but it might be the case that the cougar was stuck and the ranger is there to tranquilize it and move it to safety.

Job requirements:
- 10 years experience
- High accuracy with dart gun
- Big, brave balls (brass or steel preferred)

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



DeeplyConcerned posted:

Job requirements:
[...]
- V.A.T.S.
might as well be facing off against a deathclaw, figuratively and literally

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I think I can spot a problem here.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


I’m sure nothing a pair of pliers couldn’t fix.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Cougars aren’t stupid. If they attack something the size of an adult human without the element of surprise, there’s a good chance they’ll be seriously injured.

What it wasn’t counting on was being totally trapped in that hole.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 11:02 on May 10, 2024

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

gbut posted:

I’m sure nothing a pair of pliers couldn’t fix.

You could probably just jam a screwdriver in there and pry it open. Then you can use the screwdriver.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Looks like someone had the zoomies :3:

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Platystemon posted:

Cougars aren’t stupid. If they attack something that size of an adult human without the element of surprise, there’s a good chance they’ll be seriously injured.

What it wasn’t counting on was being totally trapped in that hole.

Cougars are stupid, because there's not a chance in hell I could do any damage even if I had prep time. Idiot's missing out on a free meal, the only risk is if they eat too fast and choke on a lumpy bit.

Kazy
Oct 23, 2006

0x38: FLOPPY_INTERNAL_ERROR


Wait, are they called "plus drivers" in Japan? Spent way too long deciphering the kana.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Kazy posted:

Wait, are they called "plus drivers" in Japan? Spent way too long deciphering the kana.

Yes, and a flat is called a minus driver

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I often find myself trapped in a cougar's hole, help is not required.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

GotLag posted:

Yes, and a flat is called a minus driver

But it is an ANSI plus or a JIS plus? 🤔

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/2kM8DwJ.mp4

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I remember fighting her in dark souls.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Skate or die.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

It's not the dog it's the owner!

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

OwlFancier posted:

I remember fighting her in dark souls.

Sif, good dog. :smith:

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

I remember fighting her in dark souls.

Oh you know her in real life? Because by the looks of those big old balls and dick I would have assumed them as male

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


DeeplyConcerned posted:

Job requirements:
- 10 years experience
- High accuracy with dart gun
- Big, brave balls (brass or steel preferred)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwqg6FZD3iA

wildlife officers man, they're built different.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sd7qd4JBoT1s1ddrj_720.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sc0vzno9oT1wjjp2u.mp4

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

GotLag posted:

Yes, and a flat is called a minus driver

Are torx bits called multiplication drivers?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Gonna question that fun fact given, well... everything happening in that video

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

Cthulu Carl posted:

Gonna question that fun fact given, well... everything happening in that video

The chopper frame is designed to have some flex, the video is slowed down and cuts off before it bounces back into shape.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Aw, the parachute failed. :(

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
What is that test supposed to determine exactly?

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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haveblue posted:

What is that test supposed to determine exactly?

Same thing that crash tests determine with cars.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

haveblue posted:

What is that test supposed to determine exactly?

Mostly that three dudes in Perth have way too much time on their hands

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


haveblue posted:

What is that test supposed to determine exactly?

If it drops

Turns out it does!

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



haveblue posted:

What is that test supposed to determine exactly?
pancakibility

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9cFM4mceIY&t=401s

I just started watching this video with some absolutely obnoxious effects going on, but I feel that you should look at this deck extension that I have time stamped.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

i would puma pants

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Scholtz posted:

Are torx bits called multiplication drivers?

They’re pixelated drivers.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


haveblue posted:

What is that test supposed to determine exactly?

they drop helicopters from lower and lower heights until one survives to determine the drop rating

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


FuturePastNow posted:

they drop helicopters from lower and lower heights until one survives to determine the drop rating

then they....rebuild the bridge?


edit:

Platystemon posted:

They’re pixelated drivers.

Ah yes, that must be why so many are made in Japan.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

canyoneer posted:

i would puma pants

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Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

haveblue posted:

What is that test supposed to determine exactly?

In all seriousness, part of the point of the super expensive tests like this is to show that your Finite Element Model is plausibly accurate to reality. If you can show reasonable similarity between what your model predicts and what happens in reality, then you can use your model to determine how things will fail instead of spending tens or hundreds of millions on destroying hardware in order to get a sample size sufficient for various safety ratings. Sample sizes often trend upwards of 50 or more parts, which is infeasible when you're talking about destroying 50 or more helicopters per test, and you might have a few dozen tests to do.

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