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gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

mrfart posted:

When I'm driving the car, I get to choose the radio station.
When you're driving, we'll listen to your radio station.

Yes Yes Yes This Rocks!
No No No Don't Stop Rockin!

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

mrfart posted:

When I'm driving the car, I get to choose the radio station.
When you're driving, we'll listen to your radio station.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVf4_WglzWA

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
Nobody ruins our family vacation but me! And maybe the Boy!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

gingerberger posted:

Nobody ruins our family vacation but me! And maybe the Boy!

Lisa's skateboarding with cool kids! And she looks like Blossom!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

gingerberger posted:

Nobody ruins our family vacation but me! And maybe the Boy!

You ruined everything, ruiner!

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You ruined everything, ruiner!

My sister likes you!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Pierce and Pierce posted:

My sister likes you!

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

Wait that's it! I know now what I can offer you that no one else can: complete and utter dependence!

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

And there's your king size bed for "Suggestive Whistle! - Meow! - Squeakeek! - Grrrrr! - PantPantPant! - Ruff! Ruff! - Aooooooo! - Blublublub! - Hubba Hubba!"

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Tokelau All Star posted:

And there's your king size bed for "Suggestive Whistle! - Meow! - Squeakeek! - Grrrrr! - PantPantPant! - Ruff! Ruff! - Aooooooo! - Blublublub! - Hubba Hubba!"

Annoyed grunt.

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Tokelau All Star posted:

And there's your king size bed for "Suggestive Whistle! - Meow! - Squeakeek! - Grrrrr! - PantPantPant! - Ruff! Ruff! - Aooooooo! - Blublublub! - Hubba Hubba!"

Stop that. All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Luigi Thirty posted:

Annoyed grunt.

B'oh!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

gingerberger posted:

Stop that. All I'm gonna use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort.

It smells funny in there.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It smells funny in there.

No it doesn't :downs:

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Drink-Mix Man posted:

It smells funny in there.

He's gonna smell like hot dogs!

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Technogeek posted:

He's gonna smell like hot dogs!

Lady, he's putting my kids through college!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Technogeek posted:

He's gonna smell like hot dogs!


Hot dog. We have a wiener.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I dunno. Without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I dunno. Without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.

Ooh, you smell something?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Ooh, you smell something?

More testicles mean more iron.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Luigi Thirty posted:

More testicles mean more iron.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Ooh, you smell something?



Well, actually, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

CatchrNdRy posted:



Well, actually, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants

I wonder why stories of degradation and humiliation make you more popular.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Technogeek posted:

I wonder why stories of degradation and humiliation make you more popular.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




Balzac! :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Milhouse, lower those eyebrows! And the other one!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

Milhouse, lower those eyebrows! And the other one!



Uncross those eyes mister!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Uncross those eyes mister!



Ow! My eye, I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

mrfart posted:

Ow! My eye, I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QMcVu0jqgY

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

mrfart posted:

Ow! My eye, I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

Do you have diabetes? Well, you do now!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



After The War posted:

Do you have diabetes? Well, you do now!

That's because I've loaded it with sugar! After The War, our ship has come in! I found five hundred pounds of sugar in the forest that I'm going to sell directly to the consumer! All for a low, low price of $1 per pound.

gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

mrfart posted:

Ow! My eye, I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

Oww my freakin ears!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Class3KillStorm posted:

That's because I've loaded it with sugar! After The War, our ship has come in! I found five hundred pounds of sugar in the forest that I'm going to sell directly to the consumer! All for a low, low price of $1 per pound.



In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

TMMadman posted:

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!

What could you possibly want with two wives?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Writer Cath posted:

What could you possibly want with two wives?

I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

PT6A posted:

I hear chopping, but I don't hear digging!

We're all going to die, PT6A.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Writer Cath posted:

We're all going to die, PT6A.

I said to myself, "PT6A, you forgot Simpsons Quote Thread rule number 1: Kill Writer Cath!"

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Writer Cath posted:

We're all going to die, PT6A.

Wait, the PT6A hasn't disbanded!

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Writer Cath posted:

We're all going to die, PT6A.

What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head.

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