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Another "leak" I saw said the Night's King punks everyone and takes half his army to King's Landing. Which isn't going to happen because it'd be interesting and Bran has read the script.
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Apr 24, 2019 14:35
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I hope the Lannister army teleported and also did it at the same time as everybody else was going north but still wasn’t seen
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Apr 24, 2019 14:40
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Teleportation is basically faster than light travel, right? They should ram one of their teleporting ships into night king. Hell maybe ram a horse idc.
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Apr 24, 2019 14:43
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ethanol posted:I hope the Lannister army teleported and also did it at the same time as everybody else was going north but still wasn’t seen Next episode will end with the Lannister army materializing just as the northern army has gained the upper hand on the zombies. Things just happen at whatever speed the plot needs them to. That's how this show works, complaining about it is so 2017.
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Apr 24, 2019 14:44
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ethanol posted:I hope the Lannister army teleported and also did it at the same time as everybody else was going north but still wasn’t seen lol that no one unlocked fast travel until the final season
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Apr 24, 2019 14:45
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There are no winners in these games of thrones
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Apr 24, 2019 14:49
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Cersei and Urine telefrag Dany and Jon. Mark my loving words.
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Apr 24, 2019 15:04
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Drunken Baker posted:Another "leak" I saw said the Night's King punks everyone and takes half his army to King's Landing. This is correct because all good writers make sure things "rhyme" with past events. Rob Stark did the same thing to capture Jamie. I think the NK is going to do this and wipe out the golden company for a nice addition of 20,000 golden armored ice zombies then proceed on to King's Landing. Then Jon / Dany will have to wrestle with the idea of rescuing Cersei.
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Apr 24, 2019 15:45
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Night king is gonna make Cersei a zombie and Tyrion is gonna kill her but also say "you were more of a frigid bitch when u were alive"
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Apr 24, 2019 16:37
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Extremely cool that the Lord of Light brought my main man Beric back 19 times just to kill him off in a pile of unnamed extras.
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Apr 24, 2019 16:55
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I wonder if Cersei even told the Golden Company about the zombies.
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Apr 24, 2019 17:05
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Extremely cool that the Lord of Light brought my main man Beric back 19 times just to kill him off in a pile of unnamed extras. He brought him back that many times so he'd be alive to prove the Lord of Light's power to Azor Ahai (the Hound).
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Apr 24, 2019 17:06
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"ooOOOooo my tummy hurts.." *splashing sound* -Dany Targ
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Apr 24, 2019 17:06
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PostNouveau posted:I wonder if Cersei even told the Golden Company about the zombies. The Golden Company 'nopes' upon arriving at Winterfell and seeing the zombie army they most definitely did not sign up for
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Apr 24, 2019 17:14
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Nah, they were paid with gold, these brave Essos summer soldiers surely are pumped to fight undead monsters including giants and an ice dragon, summing up an army for probably several hundred thousands in a dark winter at one of the most northern cities in existence. They probably won't even care about those and just start shooting things at creatures that theoretically are an amazing solution to the zombie problem, because they are loyal beasts.
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Apr 24, 2019 17:28
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I hope they brought they own dragonglass flaming valarian steel swords. They didn't? Oh no!
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Apr 24, 2019 18:18
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Night King takes King's Landing and enters the red keep. The Mountain walks up to him, turns back to look at Cersei, does a double take between them, shrugs, and walks out of the room.
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Apr 24, 2019 18:27
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They should have brought the elephants. Zombies just get wrecked by elephants.
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Apr 24, 2019 18:29
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just shoe the horses with dragonglass shoes and run the walkers down, gently caress do i have to think of everything
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Apr 24, 2019 18:30
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As Nero Danced posted:Night King takes King's Landing and enters the red keep. The Mountain walks up to him, turns back to look at Cersei, does a double take between them, shrugs, and walks out of the room. Night king winks at the mountain, who is a literal zombie already if nobody noticed, and he cuts Cersei in two. They high five. Credits roll
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Apr 24, 2019 18:57
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Cersei, realizing her imminent peril, has Qyburn perform a seance to summon Joffrey's spirit into a suit of armor so she can be with him. The seance goes horribly wrong when Qyburn says "King Baratheon" instead of "King Joffrey." Thus the spirit of Robert Baratheon comes back from the dead and begins systematically killing everyone in the Red Keep with a phantom warhammer. He then beats the poo poo out of the NK who can't do anything about it because Robert is a ghost. We end on a scene of ghost Robert and the three whores from e1 that were with Bronn. He looks into the camera and says: "It's good to be the king!"
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Apr 24, 2019 18:57
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Bobby Digital posted:Arya’s gonna kill the Night King. But then he won't be dead because plot reasons, and she'll die and become his.
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Apr 24, 2019 19:00
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Cersei, realizing her imminent peril, has Qyburn perform a seance to summon Joffrey's spirit into a suit of armor so she can be with him. The seance goes horribly wrong when Qyburn says "King Baratheon" instead of "King Joffrey." If you brought back King Robert, he'd just start drinking and whoring and skip the beating up anyone part.
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Apr 24, 2019 19:04
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It's already winter. They should just launch the nukes.
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Apr 24, 2019 19:05
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Waltzing Along posted:It's already winter. They should just launch the nukes. They did and now NK has one of them!
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Apr 24, 2019 19:08
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Extremely cool that the Lord of Light brought my main man Beric back 19 times just to kill him off in a pile of unnamed extras. In the books he just passed the torch on to zombie mom offscreen so probably? I'm surprised that after Bran described the Night King's motivation as a desire to erase everything on their perpetual-feudalism diarrhea planet nobody leapt over the pickets to join him. Hell, sign me the gently caress up for that irl
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Apr 24, 2019 19:23
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:But also it's a dumb TV show where the only lords/knights to ever wear a helmet were the hound for one scene and the kingsguard for aesthetic reasons. My wife has forbidden me from watching the show with her because I constantly yell at the characters to put their goddamn helmets on. Arthur loving Dayne put his on (minus a chin strap), why is everyone else too cool for one? Brienne only wore one to hide her gender that one tourney.
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Apr 24, 2019 19:34
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I wanna see the dragons eat some loving oats
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Apr 24, 2019 19:41
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This season better have the Dany making GBS threads scene or the whole series is ruined.
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Apr 24, 2019 19:41
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Bedevere posted:My wife has forbidden me from watching the show with her because I constantly yell at the characters to put their goddamn helmets on. Arthur loving Dayne put his on (minus a chin strap), why is everyone else too cool for one? Brienne only wore one to hide her gender that one tourney. Because Arthur loving Dayne was played by some nobody who doesn't have enough pull to insist on having their face visible. Also your wife is going to divorce you for being a huge loving nerd.
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Apr 24, 2019 19:48
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Opferwurst posted:I wanna see the dragons eat some loving rear end
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Apr 24, 2019 19:48
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boar guy posted:just shoe the horses with dragonglass shoes and run the walkers down, gently caress do i have to think of everything also make a dragon glass chain strung between the horses and just clothesline the zombie horde
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Apr 24, 2019 19:52
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Away all Goats posted:also make a dragon glass chain strung between the horses and just clothesline the zombie horde Or make a dragon glass chain and string it between the tusks of an elephant and clothesline the horde like it's Return of the King.
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Apr 24, 2019 19:59
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Shao Kahn should be on this show. What the gently caress is Urine and that moron night King? gently caress off
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Apr 24, 2019 20:03
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Why didn't the just make the wall out of dragonglass instead of ice?
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Apr 24, 2019 20:07
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FogHelmut posted:Why didn't the just make the wall out of dragonglass instead of ice? Viserion probably would have melted right through that, as we saw that even Gendry can melt that poo poo and I mean, he had sex with Arya which proves every point.
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Apr 24, 2019 20:09
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ok hear me out. this is gonna be a stretch but just give it a chance. instead of war elephants, they're elephants who walk upright on two legs. also they have huge titties. and eat rear end.
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Apr 24, 2019 20:09
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Tom Gorman posted:ok hear me out. this is gonna be a stretch but just give it a chance. ok i'm assuming these things stomp on people, but I just want to make sure we're on the same page
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ArmZ posted:ok i'm assuming these things stomp on people, but I just want to make sure we're on the same page yes, in high heels
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