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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Tai posted:

Donald Trump with the elegant figure of a hastily stuffed sleeping bag

New title

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MattO
Oct 10, 2003

fatso with a body triple

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

Agents are GO! posted:

Motherfucker this entire thread is an unhealthy mental exercise

:lmao: this is an excellent thread title

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Grey Cat posted:

But oh no what's this!?

Obama with a steel chair coming in at 99%!

There's only one person that could accomplish that.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Liquid Chicken posted:

Have you not been to a Walmart? I swear I'm seen some camo clad rubes meandering the aisles that are pretty Trump-like.

No, I haven't. They sell random poo poo and guns at 3am right?

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Funky See Funky Do posted:

His body is unique. There are no doubles. Go out into the world and see. The only time I've seen the like was in an old timey cartoon.

He has the trim physique of a Far Side character

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Funky See Funky Do posted:

No, I haven't. They sell random poo poo and guns at 3am right?

A sentence said by no one outside of USA

_____!
May 2, 2004


3 DONG HORSE posted:

"Trump was definitely sleeping but not like we do. His mind races and works to solve the world's problems while he "sleeps". The problem is he so burdened with knowledge that was bestowed upon him by a higher power that he is still learning to translate God's language into our own."

Did I make that up or did my mom say it.

my mom said it :eng99:

I got this text from my Mom on Monday, just in the hopes it balances your Mom out:

quote:

I'm so glad that Trump Von Shitzinpants is keeping me entertained. It's like watching a soap opera.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Funky See Funky Do posted:

West is 4? But I thought he was 8 and RFK was 24? Hold on what let's flip the script. Let's say Obama is 39. Are we still looking at the same scenario?

Is this still Kanye or is there another West kicking around

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Wait is today a holiday? What’s the holiday

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Data Graham posted:

Is this still Kanye or is there another West kicking around

Cornel West

Tai
Mar 8, 2006

Toxic Mental posted:

Wait is today a holiday? What’s the holiday

Baron graduation today. Next Friday is your holiday. Memorial weekend

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

today is 4th Passover

P4ssover

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

lol. Check the cnn front page

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

This day will become a national holiday, once Trump is leader for life! Wait, no it won't, he couldn't care less. Who talks about their kid's graduation like that? "Great student!" He's graduating, idiot! Do you think he studied for "the graduation"? Normal people talk about this being a transition to the next phase of life...usually a college (if you can afford it).


Great student! Wonderful boy! Sounds like a facebook post of a friend under someone else's kid.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Liquid Chicken posted:

"Coming to a theater soon! It's Bill Murray as Donald Trump!"

looking more like a knockoff brendan gleeson imo.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
This whole biblical miracle is starting to just sound like a bunch of fellas took a couple of weeks rounding people up.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Buce posted:

today is 4th Passover

P4ssover

Has anyone said "pissover" yet?

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Toxic Mental posted:

lol. Check the cnn front page

no, I will not be doing that

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
cnn has a front page?

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016
I just realized what Trum's dancing reminds me of. It brings me no pleasure to say this:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Oh wtf I have Monday off?? Holy poo poo hell yeah

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

cnn has a front page?

I only use the CNN forums

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Toxic Mental posted:

lol. Check the cnn front page

:nono:

Toxic Mental posted:

Oh wtf I have Monday off?? Holy poo poo hell yeah

If you mean Memorial Day then it's next Monday.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

NoiseAnnoys posted:

looking more like a knockoff brendan gleeson imo.

That's because it's Brendan Gleeson

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

"that does sound like me"

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Failed Imagineer posted:

That's because it's Brendan Gleeson

"He is Gleeson"

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Failed Imagineer posted:

That's because it's Brendan Gleeson

brendan gleeson, nooooooo

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I think the Ali Abbasi film with the Winter Soldier Sebastian Stan as Trump is premiering at Cannes this week as well, lol

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Failed Imagineer posted:

I think the Ali Abbasi film with the Winter Soldier Sebastian Stan as Trump is premiering at Cannes this week as well, lol

You mean Tommy Lee??

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

In a serious Trump movie, Trump would be played by a different actor in each scene and none of them would do an impression of Donald Trump

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Failed Imagineer posted:

I think the Ali Abbasi film with the Winter Soldier Sebastian Stan as Trump is premiering at Cannes this week as well, lol

you mean johnny from tony n tina's wedding?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Wait so there's no court today and there's no court on Monday?

Oh jesus

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

There is court on Monday

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight

Toxic Mental posted:

Wait so there's no court today and there's no court on Monday?

Oh jesus

Yes, but closing arguments might start Tuesday which should be fun.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Oh thank god

So no court for two fridays in a row

edit: oh ok

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
No court today
No court next Wednesday (22)
No court next Friday (24)
No court following Monday (27)

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


And then that next Monday is also a holiday. That’s why the judge was trying so hard to wrap it up next week.

The defense honestly might have a good play delaying it through the long weekend so that the prosecution’s case is less fresh in the jury’s collective memory

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Toxic Mental posted:

lol. Check the cnn front page

Are you referring to the whole "TRUMP HAD A GOOD DAY IN COURT" headline? Because I saw that, and my eyes rolled back so far into my head that I can only see my brain now and it's really painful please help

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Tai posted:

No court today
No court next Wednesday (22)
No court next Friday (24)
No court following Monday (27)

There's also a juror trying to get out 1:30pm on Thursday.

Next week is a giant mess. Assuming things go smoothly, and testimony wraps up on Monday (Trump doesn't take the stand) and closing arguments Tuesday, there's either a really short deliberation, or a very very long one.

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