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Jerusalem posted:Oh no not my tongue Kids, you haven't touched your tongue sandwiches. You need something to drink? We've got Clamato, Mr. Pibb, and soy milk.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Kids, you haven't touched your tongue sandwiches. You need something to drink? You've mastered a dead tongue... but can you handle a live one? 
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Jul 28, 2014 08:15
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You've mastered a dead tongue... but can you handle a live one? Poison... poison... Ah, tasty tongue.
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Jul 28, 2014 08:29
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Kids, you haven't touched your tongue sandwiches. You need something to drink? Ugh, I'll take the crab juice.
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Jul 28, 2014 12:37
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jscolon2.0 posted:Ugh, I'll take the crab juice. But I think I'm allergic to seafood! The last time I ate shrimp, my throat closed up and I went into convulsions.
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Jul 28, 2014 13:28
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jscolon2.0 posted:Ugh, I'll take the crab juice. Say, you got a men's room in there?
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Jul 28, 2014 14:49
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After The War posted:But I think I'm allergic to seafood! The last time I ate shrimp, my throat closed up and I went into convulsions. That man ate all our shrimp, and 2 plastic lobsters!
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Jul 28, 2014 16:57
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gingerberger posted:That man ate all our shrimp, and 2 plastic lobsters! I'm going to get me that lobster harmonica!
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Jul 28, 2014 17:10
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'm going to get me that lobster harmonica! You know, jscolon2.0, music helps Daddy think.
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Jul 28, 2014 18:32
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PT6A posted:Say, you got a men's room in there? Hey don't mind him. They put all the jerks in tower 2!
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Jul 29, 2014 01:03
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Skeesix posted:Hey don't mind him. They put all the jerks in tower 2! 
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Jul 29, 2014 01:20
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Jul 29, 2014 01:50
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TMMadman posted:
A "crusty burger"? That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have?
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Jul 29, 2014 01:52
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TMMadman posted:
The South will boogie again! 
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Jul 29, 2014 01:57
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Jul 29, 2014 02:33
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:A "crusty burger"? That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have? It's pronounced 'Chowdah!' 'Chowdah!' Say it right!
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Everything Counts posted:It's pronounced 'Chowdah!' 'Chowdah!' Say it right! Oh my god! Someone took a bite out of the giant Rice Krispy! Oh and the moderator's been brutally beaten.
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Jul 29, 2014 03:55
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Writer Cath posted:Oh my god! Someone took a bite out of the giant Rice Krispy! Oh and the moderator's been brutally beaten. Hey! That sandwich took a bite out of me!
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Jul 29, 2014 04:29
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Mister Kingdom posted:You'll mace me. What does that even mean? It means he gets results, you stupid chief! 
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Jul 29, 2014 05:19
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Writer Cath posted:Oh my god! Someone took a bite out of the giant Rice Krispy! Oh and the moderator's been brutally beaten. Writer Cath, where'd you get that giant donut?
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gingerberger posted:Writer Cath, where'd you get that giant donut? Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?
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Do over Ham posted:It means he gets results, you stupid chief! Hey, I'm trying to eat lunch here! 
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gingerberger posted:Writer Cath, where'd you get that giant donut? I'd sell my soul for a donut...
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gingerberger posted:Writer Cath, where'd you get that giant donut? Well, I acquired it legally, you can be sure of that.
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PT6A posted:I'd sell my soul for a donut... One million calories. 25 pounds of butter per square inch.
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Jul 29, 2014 08:00
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Luigi Thirty posted:One million calories. 25 pounds of butter per square inch. We call it the Good Morning Burger.
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The Dark One posted:We call it the Good Morning Burger. You people are pigs! I, personally, am going to spit in every fiftieth burger!
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Jul 29, 2014 13:47
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Technogeek posted:You people are pigs! I, personally, am going to spit in every fiftieth burger! I like those odds.
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Jul 29, 2014 20:08
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I'm sorry, sir, our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft, or acts of dog.
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Jul 29, 2014 20:10
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Jorghnassen posted:I'm sorry, sir, our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft, or acts of dog. You heard me! I won't be posting for the rest of the week.  I told you, my baby beat me up. No that is not the worst excuse I ever made up!
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Technogeek posted:You people are pigs! I, personally, am going to spit in every fiftieth burger! Hmm, a "Krusty Burger"...that doesn't sound too appetizing.  edit: Dagnabit!
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CatchrNdRy posted:You heard me! I won't be posting for the rest of the week. I'm sorry. I can't come in today. Religious holiday. The feast of... Maximum Occupancy.
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Jul 29, 2014 21:30
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TMMadman posted:
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Jul 29, 2014 21:52
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Crackerman posted:It sounds so made-up, "yom-kip-pur"... A Jewish clown thing, yes.
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Jul 29, 2014 22:07
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:A Jewish clown thing, yes. The Feast of Maximum Occupancy?
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Jul 29, 2014 23:17
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:A Jewish clown thing, yes. Mel Brooks is Jewish? Get outta here!
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Jul 29, 2014 23:19
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Jorghnassen posted:I'm sorry, sir, our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft, or acts of dog. Sorry, your policy only covers real losses, not made-up stuff.
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Jul 29, 2014 23:22
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Crackerman posted:Mel Brooks is Jewish? Get outta here! Listen, why don't you play Carl Reiner, and let me play police chief Wiggum? I hate Carl Reiner!
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Jul 29, 2014 23:50
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Crackerman posted:Mel Brooks is Jewish? Get outta here! I like his films except for that nervous fellow that's always in them...
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IMJack posted:Sorry, your policy only covers real losses, not made-up stuff. I was at a pornography store; I was buying pornography.
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