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Neddy Seagoon posted:Didn't the Harry Potter films have a similar problem, with Neville Longbottom's actor winding up looking very un-Neville-like by the end? Neville was a stone cold fox by the last movie and everyone had to say dialogue about how this very handsome man was lumpy and undesirable
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It wasn't directly a problem for most of the young cast of Game of Thrones because they were supposed to age along with the show. It is however hilarious to see Sophie Turner quickly growing into a giant that towers over her peers.
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Robobot posted:I don't speak the language, but I understood everything he said in that video. Stoogeism transcends both language and culture
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May 30, 2021 18:07
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A regular bunch of Darths Hideous.
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Radio Paranoia posted:What's their podcast called? Barb owns
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I once had a crush on a sexy lady called Brahbrah. E: Actually, I think it wasn't me, but the two characters from the show Flight of the Conchords (Bret and Jemaine). Still, a funny story. Paladinus has a new favorite as of 21:10 on May 30, 2021 |
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That train should turn its highbeams off.
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Lobok posted:That train should turn its highbeams off. You majored in trainology or something? Well, guess what
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I mean, that IS pretty accurate for what the future holds.
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May 30, 2021 21:59
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The future would be much better if it held trains.
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OwlFancier posted:The future would be much better if it held trains. 
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Lieutenant Dan posted:Neville was a stone cold fox by the last movie and everyone had to say dialogue about how this very handsome man was lumpy and undesirable Him growing up to be a very handsome young man did kind of jive with his slow transformation into a true hero though so I didn't find it all that jarring, but then again I'm a straight male so what do I know. Grendels Dad posted:It wasn't directly a problem for most of the young cast of Game of Thrones because they were supposed to age along with the show. It is however hilarious to see Sophie Turner quickly growing into a giant that towers over her peers. Yeah, that became quite noticeable from S4 and onwards. In cases of both GoT and HP though, it is cool to see young actors steadily getting better at their craft. For all the scorn people have heaped on someone like Kit Harrington (and to be fair, he remains a fairly limited actor), his acting in the final seasons is much, much better than it was in S1.
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He's a mega beefcake now iirc which is quite funny.
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Lodin posted:Wait, why exactly are people inventing time travel just to kill Jesus? Terminator solved this problem 35 years ago and they didn't even need to. Plus then we'd get that hot Mary boob shot during the sex scene.
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There was a Danish scifi story where the scientists drunkenly think up wild ideas for how to test if time travel works, so they end up deciding to kidnap Jesus, and indeed christianity still exists, the only difference is that the symbol is the fish instead of the cross. Then they dump Jesus in 1960s Copenhagen and he becomes the figurehead of a cult against his will and there's a nuclear war. Also that movie is literally the Mad TV sketch lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XminlVhLma4 Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 23:30 on May 30, 2021 |
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May 30, 2021 23:25
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Since the whole point of Jesus being incarnated was ostensibly for him to get killed and thus redeem humanity's sins, you'd think the nefarious evil scheme of the time-travelers would be to save his life
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Data Graham posted:Since the whole point of Jesus being incarnated was ostensibly for him to get killed and thus redeem humanity's sins, you'd think the nefarious evil scheme of the time-travelers would be to save his life
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Knormal posted:Terminator solved this problem 35 years ago That's not even his movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnNsPqDHfIk&t=3555s (This is the "No speako Greeko" scene, watch from 59:15 until at least 1:03:40)
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fuckin' hell, what a bad scene. Besides the goofy-rear end writing, the director must have told the guy playing Jesus to move slowly and stiffly and to not show too much emotion. Makes him seem inhuman, although I guess maybe that's the point. I like how in the that scene jesus says "hey god, you can do anything and change anything" and then 5 seconds later is like "this is the way it must be, it cannot be changed." I mean, that contradiction has always been there in Christian theology, but it's funny how they juxtaposed it so closely.
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DontMockMySmock posted:fuckin' hell, what a bad scene. Besides the goofy-rear end writing, the director must have told the guy playing Jesus to move slowly and stiffly and to not show too much emotion. Makes him seem inhuman, although I guess maybe that's the point. It also handily solves the vexing questions "Did Jesus speak English?" and "Did Jesus know what films are?"
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Robobot posted:I don't speak the language, but I understood everything he said in that video. About half way through I realised it's Japanese, and that I know juuuust enough of to know roughly what they're saying. Guy 1: Mentos? Mentos? Guy 2: nonononono ... Hey! You! What the gently caress are you doing?! Stop it! What are you doing?! *coke explosion* I didn't know what "kekkyoku" means, so I had to look that up, and I think he's more or less saying "...after all THAT..."
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Carthag Tuek posted:There was a Danish scifi story where the scientists drunkenly think up wild ideas for how to test if time travel works, so they end up deciding to kidnap Jesus, and indeed christianity still exists, the only difference is that the symbol is the fish instead of the cross. Then they dump Jesus in 1960s Copenhagen and he becomes the figurehead of a cult against his will and there's a nuclear war.
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I haven't thought about that sketch in years. I love how it clearly has a better understanding of Christian theology than the Christian filmmakers.
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Can't believe they missed "give me your gold, your myrrh, your frankincense".
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Pope Hilarius II posted:Him growing up to be a very handsome young man did kind of jive with his slow transformation into a true hero though so I didn't find it all that jarring, but then again I'm a straight male so what do I know. From everything else I hear from straight women, very much so. Pretty sure they made the last couple movies more action-focused specifically to show that off. (though they left out that he was on fire while he beheaded the evil snake with a magic sword) Dumpy kid growing up to be a badass goes perfectly well with his arc, yes.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That's not even his movie haha what dude talks about how the bible that jesus wrote is the greatest book in the world or whatever. I don't think even the most fundamentalist of sects believe jesus wrote the bible?
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Don't put money on that. Even if it isn't part of the official doctrine, rank and file members definitely believe it.
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Yeah, Jesus was a Christian and wrote the Bible.
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the idea is that God, who is also Jesus, wrote the Bible in the sense that it's his word completely, not in the sense that Jesus literally sat down with a pen and wrote down the bible
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Lodin posted:Wait, why exactly are people inventing time travel just to kill Jesus? Imagine putting “A.D.” on the wrong side of the numerals in your title. Embarrassing.
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May 31, 2021 09:25
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I read the new thread title as no speeko Gecko and was all hyped for cute/funny lizards.
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bike tory posted:the idea is that God, who is also Jesus, wrote the Bible in the sense that it's his word completely, not in the sense that Jesus literally sat down with a pen and wrote down the bible Yeah, this concept is literally foundational to evangelical protestant Christianity.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Yeah, this concept is literally foundational to evangelical protestant Christianity.
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Splicer posted:God, or as I like to call him, Mark 
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Yeah, this concept is literally foundational to evangelical protestant Christianity. I’d be willing to go out on a limb and say that there are Christians who think Jesus literally put quill to paper and wrote the Bible, in English.
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koshmar posted:I’d be willing to go out on a limb and say that there are Christians who think Jesus literally put quill to paper and wrote the Bible, in English. Despite being the stupidest poo poo ever said, that isn’t really “out on a limb” at all in this case and is more of a certainty
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