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Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Collapsing Farts posted:

What about deep fried pizza?

Crunch or not crunch though? Pizza Crunch eaters obviously being the deviants here.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Unkempt posted:

What if my favourite food is the body of christ?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
IIRC the important part is that they're a solid foodstuff blessed by an ordained priest. Wafers are just the cheapest and easiest way to give that out. I imagine some Masses have had to get creative.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ghost Leviathan posted:

IIRC the important part is that they're a solid foodstuff blessed by an ordained priest. Wafers are just the cheapest and easiest way to give that out. I imagine some Masses have had to get creative.

At least those idiots moved on from using a sumptorium. Straight up used to drink blood from a straw for communion.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

kiimo posted:

St. Louis has bizarre food besides just their cum pizza and toasted ravioli. It's based on a combination of being drunk, hungry and low on cash.


Like whatever the hell this thing is:



That's just an egg sandwich. Ditch the mayonnaise and I'll eat that any day.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Ghost Leviathan posted:

IIRC the important part is that they're a solid foodstuff blessed by an ordained priest. Wafers are just the cheapest and easiest way to give that out. I imagine some Masses have had to get creative.

Call me up when they get to the cool stuff like body sushi and cocaine.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Inspector 34 posted:

Exactly why bagels should only be sliced radially.

Yesterday was National Donut Day (:911:) so we had donuts at the studio & we shared them by slicing them radially.

Funny pic:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Cumfederates

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Cumfederates

Old Dicksie.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

If your erection lasts longer than the Confederacy existed... that's perfectly normal!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I can only achieve climax by replaying Gen. Sherman burning the south to the ground in my head over and over again.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Unkempt posted:

What if my favourite food is the body of christ?
Then you need to get ordained on some scummy website for fifteen bucks. Hey presto, now you can have little a body of Christ whenever you want, as a treat.

Lodin has a new favorite as of 17:07 on Jun 5, 2021

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Humphreys posted:

Theres some debate whether it was Scotland or Australia that invented the deep fried Mars Bar. I personally don't care but it's AMAZING.

For years now, until a friend recently set me straight, I thought the deep fried Mars bar was just a Mars bar tossed into a pot of boiling frying grease. The fact that I actually thought Scotsmen would do this speaks volumes about what I think their cuisine is like. I'll admit that now I know the truth it sounds slightly less disgusting, but for anything culinary originating from the UK, the bar is already set indescribably low.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Humphreys posted:

Theres some debate whether it was Scotland or Australia that invented the deep fried Mars Bar. I personally don't care but it's AMAZING.

There used to be a really good fish-and-chip shop near me run by a little old Chinese couple that had deep-fried mars bars on the menu. They were indeed amazing. Absolutely unhealthy, but utterly delicious.

It's been gone for years but I still miss that place, they'd always toss in an extra potato cake or two in our order :unsmith:.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Somebody (an actual Scotsman) told me that in Scotland you can have a battered, deep fried black pudding with chips and it’s called a ‘Linford Supper’. I’ll leave you work out why it’s called that.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Nothing is sacred in St Louis

Then shouldn't it be just Louis?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Trabant posted:

Old Dicksie.

No, Old Dicksie wrecked.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




monkeytennis posted:

Somebody (an actual Scotsman) told me that in Scotland you can have a battered, deep fried black pudding with chips and it’s called a ‘Linford Supper’. I’ll leave you work out why it’s called that.

As an actual Scotsman I think he was having you on, hoping you'd repeat that somewhere as fact. We would never name something after an Englishman.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

No real Scotsman...

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


This can't be entirely true, there must be plenty of smelly latrines named after English kings.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


By popular demand posted:

This can't be entirely true, there must be plenty of smelly latrines named after English kings.

Latrine... such and interesting name.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

Yesterday was National Donut Day (:911:) so we had donuts at the studio & we shared them by slicing them radially.

Funny pic:


As a fan of his channel I love this.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Civil War War of Erection

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




By popular demand posted:

This can't be entirely true, there must be plenty of smelly latrines named after English kings.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I appreciate that reference.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Aramoro posted:

As an actual Scotsman I think he was having you on, hoping you'd repeat that somewhere as fact. We would never name something after an Englishman.

That’s a very good point :hmmyes:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

kiimo posted:

Civil War War of Erection
The south WILL rise again

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Splicer posted:

The south WILL rise again

156 year (and counting) refractory period.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

156 year (and counting) refractory period.

Been a heck of a lot of jack-offs since, though.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ugly In The Morning posted:

156 year (and counting) refractory period.

The Flaccid South would be a great title for a political "bestseller" that ends up in bargain bins everywhere

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

itt we accidentally reverse-engineer racical cuck porn

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Aramoro posted:

As an actual Scotsman I think he was having you on, hoping you'd repeat that somewhere as fact. We would never name something after an Englishman.

What if you discovered some new type of super flesh eating virus or the built the world's largest communal latrine?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I just figured out the ultimate bad thing to name after a hated Englishman: whatever it is that happens to someone consuming spoiled haggis, which I assume would be horrible to observe.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



I just wanted to let y'all know I watched the cinematic masterpiece our current thread title comes from, while home sick yesterday.

Is it worth a sit-down watch? Nah.

Is it worth having on in the background while you're high af and doing some crafts/light house-tidying? Go for it! The front end def could stand some trim, it was more padded than the Michelin Man, but that just gives you time to let the painkillers and weed kick in so you're at peak giggling when dude says "no speeko Greeko?"

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

The real Southern Pride flag should be quartered with biscuits and gravy, sweet tea, country ham and pimento cheese on a field argent, centered with a coon hound proper rampant.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Cocaine Bear posted:

What if you discovered some new type of super flesh eating virus or the built the world's largest communal latrine?
They named the latter after Margaret Thatcher. There's a big stone plaque and everything.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

MrUnderbridge posted:

The real Southern Pride flag should be quartered with biscuits and gravy, sweet tea, country ham and pimento cheese on a field argent, centered with a coon hound proper rampant.

Honestly just make it a plate of biscuits and gravy.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Pope Hilarius II posted:

For years now, until a friend recently set me straight, I thought the deep fried Mars bar was just a Mars bar tossed into a pot of boiling frying grease. The fact that I actually thought Scotsmen would do this speaks volumes about what I think their cuisine is like. I'll admit that now I know the truth it sounds slightly less disgusting, but for anything culinary originating from the UK, the bar is already set indescribably low.

So.... What is it, then?

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Cyrano4747 posted:

Honestly just make it a plate of biscuits and gravy.

There'd better be some grits on that plate :colbert:

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