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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Maybe it's her cloaca

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Maybe it's Maybelline.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Maybe it's her cloaca

Maybe it's Maybelline.

E: drat you!

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

what I want to know is why that yuan-ti is claiming to be a lizardfolk--that is clearly a snake hood, not a chlamydosaurus frill!!!

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Fister Roboto posted:

Wow she just murdered that guy in cold blood.

Well, she's from the 'hood

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
How'd you hear about my old military nickname

e:

Velocity Raptor posted:

Maybe it's Maybelline.

E: drat you!
More like Lethargy Raptor

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Lemniscate Blue posted:

The whole point of the joke is "why would a snake person have mammalian features?" and they still gave her a navel.

Why wouldn't they have one? Don't reptiles and avians still have an attachment to the yolk sac when hatched?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Have you, like, seen a chicken?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



If by that you mean the nutte sac,

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Stroop There It Is posted:

what I want to know is why that yuan-ti is claiming to be a lizardfolk--that is clearly a snake hood, not a chlamydosaurus frill!!!

The images are unrelated. The snake comic predates Tiddygate2021.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

cult_hero posted:

Why wouldn't they have one? Don't reptiles and avians still have an attachment to the yolk sac when hatched?

Yes, but it's only in mammals that the umbilical cord leaves a permanent scar. In birds and reptiles it fades away completely usually within a few days or weeks of birth.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/DrWildlife/status/1378385642988531712

Most marsupials also lack belly buttons, but bandicoots are an exception there.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 17:14 on Jun 7, 2021

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Last couple of pages have been very funny, good work y'all

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


If the tits are legit you must acquit.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Cartoon Man posted:

If the tits are legit you must acquit.



RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/NewBeamu/status/1330844702082551808?s=19
https://twitter.com/SteeScribbles/status/1331528870575689729?s=19
https://twitter.com/Thx4SharingJerk/status/1341805146607558656
https://twitter.com/bipbopbap/status/1354880833430106115?s=20
https://twitter.com/mediavandal/status/1356773884217884672
https://twitter.com/superbunnyhop/status/1397438647067189252?s=19
https://mobile.twitter.com/IJamEcono/status/1367168369808580610
https://twitter.com/armcannon/status/1382857961048006658?s=19
https://twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1384567638752432135
https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/1384547242506293250
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825782329384763412/831319835928690698/my_pizza.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/vsfvf0S.mp4
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/644620432552755212/839518761383755856/video0.mp4

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
I just saw this on an episode of Hoarders. Can't let Elmo be associated with these people!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Elmo is loving ENORMOUS!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I always wondered how kids reconciled a character they must picture as being like three feet high with the silent seven-foot monstrosity coming to hug them at Disney World.

As a kid I was adamantly opposed to ever going to Toys R Us because I was terrified of rounding an aisle and meeting Geoffrey

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Data Graham posted:

I always wondered how kids reconciled a character they must picture as being like three feet high with the silent seven-foot monstrosity coming to hug them at Disney World.

As a kid I was adamantly opposed to ever going to Toys R Us because I was terrified of rounding an aisle and meeting Geoffrey

As a kid I always knew there was something wrong with them and I didn't want to do the meetings and pictures. My parents tried to tell me that they look bigger because of movie magic or something but I never bought into it.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Memento posted:

yeah the Scots do junk food up possibly better than anyone else



:scotland:

This sounds like a threat

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
No wait I meant "treat"

Either way it frightens me

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

its all fun and games until an antifa supersamurai bisects a mounted officer and his horse with a single katana slash

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Cartoon Man posted:

If the tits are legit you must acquit.



I like how Guy Fieri is there, overjoyed by the idea of that Flavortown.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I doubt their ramen actually looks that good, to be honest.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Zero One posted:

I just saw this on an episode of Hoarders. Can't let Elmo be associated with these people!


Cookie Monster's on his own though.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Paladinus posted:

I doubt their ramen actually looks that good, to be honest.

Honestly it looks even better than that

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I am fully erect

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Thanks for reminding me of the endless wankery in the D&D community a few months ago. For the uninitiated, just search "Tiddygate2021"...or not because it's exactly what you're picturing.

This reminds me of one of my favorite bits of Elder Scrolls lore: why Argonians have boobs.

The Argonians are the lizard people of the setting, and they worship the Hist, the sentient trees that created them. The Hist created the Argonians to protect them from the other mortal races, and did so by copying the other (warm blooded) races. Not understanding the purpose of boobs, being trees, they gave Argonians boobs because the other races had them.


Speaking of the elder scrolls, this image has always reminded me of Vivec for some reason. I think it's because it has a similar art style to some of the morrowind concept art drawn by Kirkbride.

Agents are GO! has a new favorite as of 05:25 on Jun 8, 2021

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




lifts-her-tail is the greatest artistic creation of the modern age

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Lizard tits would be improved if people also drew sick lizard abs.

Almost anything can be improved by adding human musculature to it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Okay so I guess we're doing this now


I'll start the ball rolling

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I still think it's a missed opportunity in Guild Wars 2 that when felines wear tiddy-wizard outfits it doesn't give them three bodices instead of one.

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Winged_armor#Charr

E: and if you thought snakes with boobs was weird, here we have plants with boobs.

EE: or this one, which at least looks similar on men as on women
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Feathered_armor#Charr

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 06:23 on Jun 8, 2021

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Hyperlynx posted:

I still think it's a missed opportunity in Guild Wars 2 that when felines wear tiddy-wizard outfits it doesn't give them three bodices instead of one.

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Winged_armor#Charr

E: and if you thought snakes with boobs was weird, here we have plants with boobs.

Ages ago while playing guild wars 1 I randomly typed into town chat "Are charr mammals? How many nipples do they have?" Then I went to make dinner. When I came back people were still talking about it. There were people with, like, researched, source-citing lines of argument. Like, I was trying to stir up poo poo, but I was not prepared for the level of response.

A while later--months--I found a Q/A session where someone asked the devs to settle the question, at which point it was entered into canon that charr in fact have six.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Okay so I guess we're doing this now


I'll start the ball rolling



After the last couple gens worth of starters this will probably be canon soon

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Hyperlynx posted:

I still think it's a missed opportunity in Guild Wars 2 that when felines wear tiddy-wizard outfits it doesn't give them three bodices instead of one.

https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Winged_armor#Charr

E: and if you thought snakes with boobs was weird, here we have plants with boobs.

EE: or this one, which at least looks similar on men as on women
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Feathered_armor#Charr
Star Wars beat them to it. Or maybe this came after that, I don't know, I just wanted an excuse to post this.



Apparently they finally got mocked enough to take that off the wiki, though I'm not sure this is any better.

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