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Oh gently caress, we're hosed! Oh gently caress, we're actually hosed!
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Zearoth's right: for this to be a Great War, there has to be at least one other Great Power on our side, and Serbia isn't a GP. Who is our ally?
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Dec 6, 2018 22:03
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Barbarians! Monsters! Peons! The Majlis will return, and for every neck you choked, we will take a thousand heads! This isn't over!
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Dec 6, 2018 22:06
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It would be absolutely perfect for all of Europe to be against us and our one ally is Japan
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Dec 6, 2018 22:07
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There we go. The communists ruin everything and kill everyone but themselves, even the people they claim to be fighting for.
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Dec 6, 2018 22:26
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Patter Song posted:Zearoth's right: for this to be a Great War, there has to be at least one other Great Power on our side, and Serbia isn't a GP. Who is our ally? I'm betting it's Germany.
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Dec 6, 2018 22:27
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Every single vote ITT, people justify going communist by saying they'll do more to support anti-imperialism in Africa. Then like clockwork, the rulers of the Congo get more powerful and more independent.
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Dec 6, 2018 22:46
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Nah, that was people supporting the socialists. Completely different group, and I say that as someone who said they were being short sighted and hypocritical. Now that we're commie, if we survive we're ABSOLUTELY spreading the revolution to the Khedivate.
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Dec 6, 2018 22:57
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oh yes this is the best let europe burn
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Dec 6, 2018 22:59
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Every man, woman, and child, shall be sent north to man the Great Pyrenees wall.
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Dec 6, 2018 23:04
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Grenrow posted:Every single vote ITT, people justify going communist by saying they'll do more to support anti-imperialism in Africa. Then like clockwork, the rulers of the Congo get more powerful and more independent. listen, buying the Khedive’s blood-soaked rubber is good praxis
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Grenrow posted:Every single vote ITT, people justify going communist by saying they'll do more to support anti-imperialism in Africa. Then like clockwork, the rulers of the Congo get more powerful and more independent. burning down europe will make africa relatively much stronger, thus burning down europe is anti-imperialist qed
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Frangleterre is going to surge past the Pyrenees wall before our army can even get there.
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Pakled posted:Frangleterre is going to surge past the Pyrenees wall before our army can even get there. According to hashim on discord, Germany is our ally. If they do this then Paris will burn.
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Dec 6, 2018 23:40
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I'm just glad we didn't get too embroiled on the coasts. Hopefully our pristine navy can serve as an iron wall against Morocco.
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Dec 7, 2018 00:04
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Eh, this is fine.
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Dec 7, 2018 00:05
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Best Paradox LP ever 
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ZearothK posted:Hell yeah! We're gonna be facing the Dual Monarchy and Morocco (as expected), along with Russia and New England. Germany and the United Republic have backed us, with Japan being another possibility (we might be able to convince them to join the fray). That's just at the outset of the war though, a lot more nations will probably be throwing their lot in as well as things start heating up. habeasdorkus posted:Anyways, do we get to keep the literally 1 million rebels? I wish. Our (fully-mobilised) army at the start of the Great War is a very impressive 20 brigades.
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Dec 7, 2018 01:05
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Hashim posted:I wish. Our (fully-mobilised) army at the start of the Great War is a very impressive 20 brigades. But the Navy, man, the Navy...
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Danny Glands posted:But the Navy, man, the Navy... I mean, wouldn't a bunch of our ships just defect after losing the war?
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Dec 7, 2018 01:48
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This is the best possible development. 
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Hashim posted:I wish. Our (fully-mobilised) army at the start of the Great War is a very impressive 20 brigades. Don't let your dreams be dreams, start the People's Patriotic War today
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Dec 7, 2018 01:51
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Glad to see this universe’s Stalin is also this universe’s Lenin.
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Dec 7, 2018 01:55
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This is everything that I hoped for. I hope that the plan is to turtle forever because why the gently caress are good socialist men going to die for the capitalists in Germany and United Republic.
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hoooly gently caress we Holodomored portugal is it bad that i'm laughing? yeah. yeah, it is. still better than having gone for the fascists. actually, with the royalists having toppled the fascists, i wonder where that leaves the ideologically fascist members of society? and the living SGAers? lord this place is a mess anyway this is some brutal, believable poo poo. can't wait for the curtain to get dropped on the rest of the world so we can see how the revolution's gonna go oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Dec 7, 2018 |
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Hashim posted:I wish. Our (fully-mobilised) army at the start of the Great War is a very impressive 20 brigades. Oh we're hosed.
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Dec 7, 2018 02:04
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Yeah well we kicked out the Nazis, so it was definitely worth it.
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oystertoadfish posted:with the royalists having toppled the fascists, i wonder where that leaves the ideologically fascist members of society? and the living SGAers? lord this place is a mess In exile, gulag, or a mass grave presumably. Also yeah all the fash got garroted which means Al-Andalus is automatically better than the universe where we sided with the actual, literal fascists with a swastika on their flag.
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 To a brighter future!
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Hashim posted:We're gonna be facing the Dual Monarchy and Morocco (as expected), along with Russia and New England. Germany and the United Republic have backed us, with Japan being another possibility (we might be able to convince them to join the fray). So wait, after the main feature of both world wars was the fact that there were two big frounts with Germany in the middle, now you have engineered a great war in which every country has two fronts from Morroco to Al Andalus to France to Germany to Russia to Japan. Maybe more depending on how things go with Ibriz and other as of yet uninvolved nations. Everybody has multiple fronts upon which they can be threatened, the whole world will be striped with trenches. Ibriz, China, the Berber Union, the Khedive, the Balkans, Egypt, Armenia, and Palermo are uninvolved, but maybe they'll stick a toe in at some point. I wouldn't be surprised if Poland and Provence get Belgium'd. Edit: Although if Japan or the Khedive doesn't get involved, there's not really any imperialist powers on the side of Al Andalus to attack any of the colonies. SlothfulCobra fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Dec 7, 2018 |
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Kind of interesting that the ostensive reason for the Great War is the liberation of Leon when, from the looks of it, Leon and the rest of our regions with a large minority Christian population seem to make up the core of the communist state.
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Hashim posted:I wish. Our (fully-mobilised) army at the start of the Great War is a very impressive 20 brigades. lmao
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Hahaha. Oh poo poo. This'll be good.
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QuoProQuid posted:Kind of interesting that the ostensive reason for the Great War is the liberation of Leon when, from the looks of it, Leon and the rest of our regions with a large minority Christian population seem to make up the core of the communist state. What do you expect, perfidious Frangleterre has only sought to enslave Iberia from the start! The Union of Majlis Socialist Taifas will never fall to these outside thugs! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbxom3HcHdc
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This is the LP that keeps on giving. Clearly we need to go all the way to Stellaris. "But Captain Oblivious," you say, "in what possible scenario could Al-Andalus be left in control of the whole planet for a Stellaris continuation?"  Glad you asked. Gentleman, I present option C on the right.
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i'm assuming palermo and titoslavia will end up fighting with us, that could at least make the russians walk a long way before they can get around to murdering us and yeah the alternating allies along an arc from senegal to siberia (and on to, uh, shikoku if japan joins with us) are pretty funny, how organic was that development? also, how close has a real life war come to that, with multiple multiple-front wars going on simultaneously? can anybody think of anything along those lines? edit: the alternating arc could go even farther if the khedivate declared war against morocco and morocco's colonies in south africa had a border with the khedivate. then we could have it arcing across three continents and most of the world oystertoadfish fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Dec 7, 2018 |
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puppets freak me out posted:Yeah well we kicked out the Nazis, so it was definitely worth it. Not the Nazis. Alt history Franco.
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i can't remember really, but i thought there was anti-northern minority sentiment behind the fascists and talk of pure-blooded andalusians deserving stuff. either way, considering how quickly we got to famines and public executions taking the red pill, i doubt things were going to end well for the social undesirables if we'd picked the guys with the literal swastika on the flag instead
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At one time our constant failures were frustrating but it's really what sets this thread apart Side note I've been reading through ck2 and early eu4 and remember when this thread was just constantly us and Morocco against the world
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oystertoadfish posted:i can't remember really, but i thought there was anti-northern minority sentiment behind the fascists and talk of pure-blooded andalusians deserving stuff. either way, considering how quickly we got to famines and public executions taking the red pill, i doubt things were going to end well for the social undesirables if we'd picked the guys with the literal swastika on the flag instead Actually there wasn't. The black vizier was about noble privilege, not about race theory.
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