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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Look at that packed schedule

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

do other Candians call you a welfare queen because you glom off their social services without paying for them

i pay canadian taxes too (which is what makes it all so complicated)
you are p ignorant lamo
look over your starbucks liberal coffee for once and realize there is an entire planet of countries (200+!) countries out there

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



tacodaemon posted:

trump schedule for today includes talking with Prime Minister Dreamboat on the phone while trying to keep Ivanka from listening in and giggling

10:00 am || Receives his daily intelligence briefing
10:30 am || Meets with manufacturing CEOs; State Dining Room
12:15 pm || Speaks with Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau by phone
2:30 pm || Holds a meeting on domestic and international human trafficking; Roosevelt Room
8:30 pm || Attends a dinner with The Business Council; Washington



livestreams from the white house today:

10:30 am: President Trump Leads a Listening Session with Manufacturing CEOs
2:45 pm: Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer

"Great, finally, the meeting I was waiting for. Please traffic them into suites 240 through 790 in Trump Intern-"

"I'm sorry sir but that's not actually the intent of this meeting"

"You're fired"

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
like i dunno if you were intentionally trying to come off as an entitled arrogant elitist liberal fit my needs, but you did, real hard

Serf
May 5, 2011


https://twitter.com/kylebillable/status/834746843208761346?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

speaking as a southerner: always tear down confederate flags at every opportunity

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

He's working 10-3 with a lunch break lol

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
trump.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


She's like a modern day Elsa Schneider :swoon:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

rudatron posted:

jim bob cannot buy much of anything, on account of having no job, because said car is made in mexico

luckily there are plenty of agriculture jobs opening up

hopefully jim bob lives nearby

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

rudatron posted:

jim bob cannot buy much of anything, on account of having no job, because said car is made in mexico

jim bob either needs to take some more personal responsibility and get a better job or just accept his new meth/heroin lifestyle then, i guess? jim bob doesn't deserve poo poo just on account of where he lives lol.

jim bob needs to move or die.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:bisonyes:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



euphronius posted:

He's working 10-3 with a lunch break lol

Gotta wind down from a 4 day weekend of golfing somehow. Probably take this Friday off too just to keep it from getting too crazy


STAMINA

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
gonna be a beautiful Massachusetts day today - 65 F and sunny af...i already drove to werk with the windows down and arrived with a stupid fkn smile on my face :q:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29DKkmZMTlk

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

her eyes are eerily close together

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

this is all future prognostication however because my next book must necessarily be Hyperion by Dan Simmons, because it is our book club book

lol wait until you get to the good stuff

quote:

“The Century War,” said the Time Traveler.

I blinked and tried to remember some history. “You mean the Hundred Year War? Fifteenth Century? Fourteenth? Sometime around there. Between . . . France and England? Henry V? Kenneth Branagh? Or was it . . .”

“I mean the Century War with Islam,” interrupted the Time Traveler. “Your future. Everyone’s.” He was no longer smiling. Without asking, or offering to pour me any, he stood, refilled his Scotch glass, and sat again. He said, “It was important to me to come back to this time early on in the struggle. Even if only to remind myself of how unspeakably blind you all were.”

“You mean the War on Terrorism,” I said.

“I mean the Long War with Islam,” he said. “The Century War. And it’s not over yet where I come from. Not close to being over.”

“You can’t have a war with Islam,” I said. “You can’t go to war against a religion. Radical Islam, maybe. Jihadism. Some extremists. But not a . . . the . . . religion itself. The vast majority of Muslims in the world are peaceloving people who wish us no harm. I mean . . . I mean . . . the very word ‘Islam’ means ‘Peace.’”

“So you kept telling yourselves,” said the Time Traveler. His voice was very low but there was a strange and almost frightening edge to it. “But the ‘peace’ in ‘Islam’ means ‘Submission.’ You’ll find that out soon enough” Great, I was thinking. Of all the time travelers in all the gin joints in all the world, I get this racist, xenophobic, right-wing rear end in a top hat. “After Nine-eleven, we’re fighting terrorism,” I began, “not . . .”

He waved me into silence.

“You were a philosophy major or minor at that podunk little college you went to long ago,” said the Time Traveler. “Do you remember what Category Error is?”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1743776/posts

n. ice

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

rudatron posted:

jim bob cannot buy much of anything, on account of having no job, because said car is made in mexico

the notion that jim bob can live in a world where he once again makes a living manufacturing cars is a delusion

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Shageletic posted:

lol wait until you get to the good stuff

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Epic read Ursula Le Guin's Left Hand of Darkness and anything else she wrote.

Then get the fudge out.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Baloogan posted:

yes, i am an american citizen i pay american taxes

I'm sorry; I had thought you were Canadian. My bad.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
*thinks white power tattoos are a better investment than a car* its obama's fault that there is a finite amount of cheaply accessible coal

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

New Yorker article title: Until Donald Trump There Hadn't Been a Truly Embarassing Presidency


Jackson: just a genocidal maniac, not an embarrassment to bougie fucks

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




That actually would be pretty funny to crop up in the book club because we're all a bunch of frothing libs

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

I'm sorry; I had thought you were Canadian. My bad.

I. Am. Canadian.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

The only thing a person read is depressing non-fiction about WWII goddamit.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Also reconstruction.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Shageletic posted:

Epic read Ursula Le Guin's Left Hand of Darkness and anything else she wrote.

Then get the fudge out.

Already have and already have, mostly

She's my fav author of all time yo

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
and a v proud canadian who knows une francais ausse

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
“Look, it’s really simple,” Carlson says. “The SAT 50 years ago pulled a lot of smart people out of every little town in America and funneled them into a small number of elite institutions, where they married each other, had kids, and moved to an even smaller number of elite neighborhoods. We created the most effective meritocracy ever.”

Serf
May 5, 2011


jim bob is a victim of circumstances beyond his control. the problem with globalism is that we don't have socialism to redistribute the wealth (in the form of jobs) to people like jim bob

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Baloogan posted:

and a v proud canadian who knows une francais ausse

real americans dont speak french, they speak freedom

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Baloogan posted:

I. Am. Canadian.

ok mr cruz

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/834747527412928512

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


prefect posted:

I'm sorry; I had thought you were Canadian. My bad.

he's both, a traitor who claims American views while not being in America. do not take him seriously, as he is the biggest cuck on the forums

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Sir Tonk posted:

“Look, it’s really simple,” Carlson says. “The SAT 50 years ago pulled a lot of smart people out of every little town in America and funneled them into a small number of elite institutions, where they married each other, had kids, and moved to an even smaller number of elite neighborhoods. We created the most effective meritocracy ever.”

Oh my god

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Mariana Horchata posted:

gonna be a beautiful Massachusetts day today - 65 F and sunny af...i already drove to werk with the windows down and arrived with a stupid fkn smile on my face :q:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29DKkmZMTlk

What's the forecast for the next few days :allears:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Baloogan posted:

if i answered this honestly with my soul bared for all to see fidel castronaught would screen shot it and be like :smug: baloogan. Oh that Baloogan. :smug: baloogan :smug: baloogan. Never the less my mission to to be honest, and provide the truth that I know, personal truth, historical truth, scientific truth. My first duty, and the first duty of all is to the truth.

its cultural stagnation in the last 40 years combined with a sociopolitical trajectory that is only becomming more and more authorarian in a way that doesn't have any escape valve

also wtf are you serious? donald. trump. DONALD TRUMP. donald trump. DONALD TRUMP THE REALITY TV STAR is the most powerful person on the planet. poo poo isn't making since

This is the last of my commentary of last night talk, but the only people that say their own name in conversation are football stars and the mentally handicapped which one are you buddy

Epic High Five posted:

Already have and already have, mostly

She's my fav author of all time yo

nice! She is close to mine too!

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

fits my needs posted:

jim bob either needs to take some more personal responsibility and get a better job or just accept his new meth/heroin lifestyle then, i guess? jim bob doesn't deserve poo poo just on account of where he lives lol.

jim bob needs to move or die.
jim bob cannot move, on account of having no money, and even if he could, there's no guarantee of getting a job anywhere

jim bob knows people like you do not care about him, are happy to see him die, because your empathy is nothing but a lie

so jim bob votes trump

because gently caress you

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
the future holds two jobs. people automating things and private security forces to make sure the poors dont get too close

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