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SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

CHUDs are too self-absorbed to pay attention to anyone's stream but their own.

this is why you shouldn't big league people who follow you, folks

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Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

we here at Quillette categorically deny that Andy Ngo was fired due to siding with the fascists. In fact our cranial phrenology examination showed his asian brain was larger to that of our european specimen and we can't have that
*in matt christman old timey news man voice*

https://twitter.com/cwilhelm2014/status/1166149375648681984

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

brugroffil posted:

Haha remember when all those media shitheads rushed to his defense

wonder how many have given anywhere near the same attention to his proud boy planning sessions

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

r/oldtimeyinsults

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

such a shame quillette is no longer devoted to free thinking and classical liberalism

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


brugroffil posted:

Haha remember when all those media shitheads rushed to his defense

Wonder if any of them will admit they were stupid or if they'll ignore it and hope it goes away

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Tbh they've forgotten all the details beyond "antifa bad"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

StashAugustine posted:

Tbh they've forgotten all the details beyond "antifa bad"

Quillette breaking news: "Andy Ngo = Antifa"

combined proud boys/patriot prayer/whatever the gently caress III% milk is calling themselves now: "More like Andyfa"

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

90s Cringe Rock posted:

“’I’m mostly here so that I can text people in case any of the fash [shorthand for fascists] attempt to go to where the counter-protesters are,” Ben told his Facebook Live viewers that afternoon from the overpass. “And I’m getting who’s present so I can pass that information on to other people.”

Ben livestreams all far-right protests he attends on Facebook, allowing the public to follow along and ask questions. Occasionally he steps away from the crowd to let his viewers in on his secret: That he’s an anti-fascist embedded with the opposition.

this seems like a stupid idea, but it worked, so

Oh so he also did it for brand building purposes lol

A good outcome at least, this time

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Alan Smithee posted:

r/oldtimeyinsults

r/simpsonsdiditfirst

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

90s Cringe Rock posted:


Ben livestreams all far-right protests he attends on Facebook, allowing the public to follow along and ask questions. Occasionally he steps away from the crowd to let his viewers in on his secret: That he’s an anti-fascist embedded with the opposition.

:thunk:

i'm glad that fuckface andy got in trouble, but everything about this sounds so damned STUPID

(yes, even for our timeline)

Mr Interweb has issued a correction as of 03:19 on Aug 27, 2019

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
it wasn't stupid at all, I'm sure he thought it through very carefully.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Flesh Forge posted:

it wasn't stupid at all, I'm sure he thought it through very carefully.

are you being sarcastic

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


can't believe quilette would Silence andy like this, for shame

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lmao sure claire

https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/1166169635957264384

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Mr Interweb posted:

are you being sarcastic

Nope, I mean I guess it's possible he might be that stupid but it seems overwhelmingly likely he knew exactly what he was doing, why do you think he had an audience already viewing and participating?
e: wellllll, the article says he limits viewership to only his facebook friends so maybe I'm reading him wrong, idk

Flesh Forge has issued a correction as of 04:01 on Aug 27, 2019

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
what i love about the fash is that they turn on their minorities so fuckin fast almost as if they were prepared to turn their backs on them at any time

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
Night of the Long Milkshakes

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Fantastic Flyer posted:

Night of the Long Straws

this sounded funnier in my head, but is probably not that funny at all :smith:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
small and gay and utterly, utterly alone.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


never before has Andy ngo been more isolated, or gay

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Fantastic Flyer posted:

Night of the Long Milkshakes

I'm imagining a milkshake the size of child and now I'm sad milkshakes are so expensive and far away. :<

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

ooh ooh!

i got a better one



"the night of the long calipers"





eh? EH???

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Nope, still craving a milkshake. :(

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
comment from the portland subreddit: "Well I guess we're building a statue to a big beardy guy in a deadpool t-shirt."

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
first andy dropped his fruit then he dropped his job...

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Mr Interweb posted:

ooh ooh!

i got a better one



"the night of the long calipers"





eh? EH???

Andy Ngo away

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


where's that "an-dy n-g-o was his name-o" post, i can't search


someone quote it please, tia

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

where's that "an-dy n-g-o was his name-o" post, i can't search


someone quote it please, tia

Dunno either but I memorised it.

There was a fash who had a blog
And Andy was his name-o!
Andy N-G-O!
Andy N-G-O!
Andy N-G-O!
A milkshake broke his brain-o!

Teach to small children in lieu of Bingo! :3:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
"Andy Ngo is the name of my London-based handjob delivery service" remains the best joke made at that rear end in a top hat's expense so far.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Intel&Sebastian posted:

there was a fash who ran a blog and andy was his name-o
andy n g o
andy n g o
andy n g o
got punched and broke his brain-o

It's right here, folks

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Oh, thank you! Was it getting punched or the milkshake? I guess I forgot.

Punch or shake that gave him a "traumatic brain injury" (about which doctors were wholly unconcerned such that they discharged him in less than 24 hours).

Tubgoat has issued a correction as of 05:36 on Aug 27, 2019

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


Getting future endeavoured is even more brutal than simply being fired.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Their in house doctor, one S Gorka, confirmed the TBI

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

the punch slightly altered his skull shape now he's no longer quillette material

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Captain_Maclaine posted:

"Andy Ngo is the name of my London-based handjob delivery service" remains the best joke made at that rear end in a top hat's expense so far.

https://twitter.com/bbcworld/status/1164591334168154115?s=21

Did Andy burn down the amazon :ohdear:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Has anyone said "I just fash, Ngo!" yet?

If not I might post it.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

I dont like this game of clue

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

Intel&Sebastian posted:

there was a fash who ran a blog and andy was his name-o
andy n g o
andy n g o
andy n g o
got punched and broke his brain-o

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Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


bridget phetasy

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