Reddit is worthless. There'll magically be an OP asking the exact same question that I need answered and presumably the answer is buried somewhere down the tree of extremely hilarious and not at all witless joke replies that dominate the garbage upvoting sort system.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:34 |
Hey for real lowtax I came here on the recommendation of a military roommate in 2005 when he saw me reading Fark and grumpily called it 'puerile' before mentioning SA. A true ambassador. It's not until I visit Reddit that I really remember what it was like before that angry, ointment-slathered goon roomie pushed me in through the door here. Good luck with your medical stuff. I love giving people funny and insulting custom titles and avs. I also still think it's hilarious that SA allows users to do that. Maybe we could crowd fund your surgery by selling insults laser etched into your spine bones as a stretch goal
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theres a will theres moe posted:Hey for real lowtax I came here on the recommendation of a military roommate in 2005 when he saw me reading Fark and grumpily called it 'puerile' before mentioning SA. A true ambassador. "Fark, huh? How puerile" *unsheathes M69 Sword, Katana, Hanzo*
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theres a will theres moe posted:Reddit is worthless. There'll magically be an OP asking the exact same question that I need answered and presumably the answer is buried somewhere down the tree of extremely hilarious and not at all witless joke replies that dominate the garbage upvoting sort system. I've never managed to read a full thread on Reddit. Everything's hidden behind votes and sub-threads(?), and you can't just take it chronologically like any sane person would.
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Lowtax posted:Reddit would be good if they just got rid of all the redditors Take a cue from Braveheart, reinstate jus primae noctae. Not for me, I don't want to gently caress any Redditors.
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rear end posted:I'd love to not have to read reddit, but unfortunately it's like the 7th biggest website on the internet and sometimes you can find useful stuff posted there. ![]() I've never seen anything interesting or useful on Reddit that couldn't be found somewhere else. It's an "information aggregator" like Wikipedia but completely unreadable. You're better off just learning good search engine techniques. There's one, and precisely one, good use I've found for it that can't be gotten anywhere else, and that's as a place to ask the developer of an extremely niche coding library questions about its underdocumented, or undocumented, features and methods, because that's specifically where they direct queries. Like a Usenet hermitage or something. Fur20 fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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The White Dragon posted:
smaller, specialty subreddits can be good, especially if you work in tech. askreddit is entertaining. the smaller ones have a vibe like tviv or asktell imho the key is curation saying reddit is trash is like saying all of usenet or irc is crap
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Reddit seems to have attracted some of the CONTENT CREATORS who don't do poo poo here anymore. Most of those guys don't want discussion, just exposure and accolades. The humper monkeys and other people who want to write self fan fiction post to advise subreddits, there are creepy story subreddits for the guys who want to be the next Slenderman inventor or something, there's meme invention forums.
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A former coworker was an enthusiastic redditor. Like he had that stupid sticker on his car and talked about it like it was his hobby. I said one day “Reddit’s ok once you sign up and unsubscribe from all that front page poo poo and find some good specialty subreddits.” He was shocked because he thought the default front page was the only view. Btw this was back when the front page was worse than it is now with like 90% le meme posts. So that’s my story and I’m sorry if it’s not funny because you guys are my only family and I love you.
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the one reddit thing I used to do to entertain myself the last year was look at imgur front page stuff and read the top comment in my head in the most smug rear end in a top hat internet nerd voice imaginable. they're always the same smug predictable pun and people just eat that stuff up there. besides that the only good subreddit was tittydrop, if that didn't get banned edit: I follow the me_irl bot on twitter so maybe that counts as reddit
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theres a will theres moe posted:Reddit is worthless. There'll magically be an OP asking the exact same question that I need answered and presumably the answer is buried somewhere down the tree of extremely hilarious and not at all witless joke replies that dominate the garbage upvoting sort system. It's also cool how you have to say the same thing 10x because everyone is responding to the original upvoted comment and not paying attention to the nested comments in which their question is already answered. It's super cool.
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Reddit is like if the YouTube commenter 'community' had never got past endlessly posting and upvoting those "how the heck did I get here!?" comments. People upvote whatever they recognize or whatever their own boring brain was thinking, despite that comment existing because it's the most obvious and dumb joke you could possibly make. It's literally confusing the noise for the signal. I really hate it and I'm glad this forum demands more from posters. I'm glad you can get heckled for being a dimwit here and the basic bitches have somewhere else to go.
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Ok if we’re committed to reddit chat here’s my favorite thing: The guy who runs the Seattle subreddit made some users mad and when he got called out he doubled down on the behavior they didn’t like so they split and formed a competing subreddit. Now years have passed and there are still two “official” Seattle subreddits and it’s still all out war between the two but the same people post in both and it’s all the same stories and people will rush to post the same forced unfunny jokes in both.
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That's some spicy scoody-froody.
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MonkeyHate posted:Ok if we’re committed to reddit chat here’s my favorite thing: I have visited both and they are both poo poo and filled with garbage.
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Lowtax posted:guys wow how about you don't default to the masculine pronoun for second person plural i thought you were better than this
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get with the times gramps, 'guys' became gender neutral a decade ago
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Black August posted:get with the times gramps, 'guys' became gender neutral a decade ago See I thought that about "hon" and it got me into no end of trouble.
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oh yeah tell that to alice walker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqvHXYcN0xc
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:See I thought that about "hon" and it got me into no end of trouble. I use hon on both all the time at work and stare them dead in the goddamn eye with a smile dare 'em to get pissy
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i use "tubs"
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Peachfart posted:I have visited both and they are both poo poo and filled with garbage. So pretty much Seattle then.
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I refer to people as the gender-neutral "slab tubs"
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Seattle has been iffy so far and this is speaking as a trash middle-Massachusetts sack of pinecone poo poo raised on that and SA, they pretty much don't want no poors since rent is punching bloodied fists through the roof to keep climbing and I'm about to have to tap out if a pending summer job doesn't come through. I propose "slubs" as a compromise since it invokes a poo poo ton of other insults without actually hitting those marks
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Reddit? That technology news aggregator like slashdot exept without the insightful comments?
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When in doubt, you could always use "dude" which has been gender-neutral for at least ten years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV61t021SxQ
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I say dudes Some women get all "I'm NOT A DUDE" and then you gotta pull a chill look and be like "sorry I just call everyone dude" and that defuses the situation 98% of the time.
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i just refer to everyone as "filth"
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What up my gwibs
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Moridin920 posted:I say dudes should start singing the dude song from kenan and kel
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astral posted:SA is the kind of place where getting a spot about SA on TV means doing one's best to discourage their audience from visiting the forums. I forgot about this interview, it's pretty dang funny! I like how he talks about SA beating a dead horse with goatse jokes, and here we are, years and years later. Maybe the only true thing he said in the interview lol.
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Just watch, if we keep on beating this dead horse it'll eventually turn gay.
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That interview still makes me laugh, goddamn. Dr. Thorpe still kickin around somewhere?
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lowtax what games u playin these days
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Surgeon simulator? Or the game of life.
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Charles Bukowski posted:That interview still makes me laugh, goddamn. Dr. Thorpe still kickin around somewhere? https://www.villagevoice.com/2013/11/11/jared-leto-is-the-center-of-the-universe/
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Hey if you ever do do the change over to the new forums software, like if you win the lottery or whatever, i have a suggestion for an improvement: The ability to probate yourself from posting in a thread for normal probate lengths. Sometimes i feel like i post too much in a thread compared to others and would like to fix the problem by technologically styming myself rather than learning basic self control techniques. Can we make this a stretch goal in your inevitable kickstarter/gofundme?
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McGiggins posted:Hey if you ever do do the change over to the new forums software, like if you win the lottery or whatever, i have a suggestion for an improvement: Ahem, ![]()
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theres a will theres moe posted:Reddit is worthless. There'll magically be an OP asking the exact same question that I need answered and presumably the answer is buried somewhere down the tree of extremely hilarious and not at all witless joke replies that dominate the garbage upvoting sort system. do you not enjoy terrible puns and comment chains typing out song lyrics all the way down the right side of your screen until truncated or something what is WRONG with you I for one am glad those are the comments at the very top of every thread/post/whatever the gently caress they are called
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