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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'll never forgive bambi for making dummies think deer aren't forest dwelling rats without the charm or intellect

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Mak0rz posted:

Clearly it is the animal's fault that man constructed a highway through their territory

It's definitely the deer's fault that they see thousand of screeching cars and hundreds of corpses of their brethren along the sides and think "this is where I belong"

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'll never forgive bambi for making dummies think deer aren't forest dwelling rats without the charm or intellect

Except rats are also cool, and good. So I guess deer are too.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Deer are fine.

https://youtu.be/NDqCAm74Ij8

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Farecoal posted:

Except rats are also cool, and good. So I guess deer are too.

Did you miss the part about having none of the intelligence or charm?

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Who What Now posted:

Did you miss the part about having none of the intelligence or charm?

All animals are good :)

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Farecoal posted:

All animals are good :)

Jellyfish and cockroaches are great

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'd say that eye-devouring parasites are very bad animals.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Who What Now posted:

I'd say that eye-devouring parasites are very bad animals.

Oh sure, it's the eye devouring parasite's fault that you went swimming in that retention pond.

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

Who What Now posted:

I'd say that eye-devouring parasites are very bad animals.

Ya humans are pretty bad I'll admit that

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Deer were introduced to Australia by a family of Italian farmers who wanted to raise them here. They went broke for whatever reason, and instead of managing their deer herd they just opened the gates of their farm and abandoned it. Now they're a destructive species that, as pointed out up thread, loves to eat new-growth forest and destroy habitats for native animals.

So yeah, humans are pretty garbage.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1139729848241311745

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Farecoal posted:

All animals are good :)

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
but i wouldn't just emptyquote something like that without evidence. observe (bonus mostly-australian flavour):

https://twitter.com/BushHeritageAus/status/1131805526587666432
https://twitter.com/mikarinnanana/status/1139088353368764417
https://twitter.com/ZoosVictoria/status/1111375127575322625
https://twitter.com/sporgasm/status/1135311877767143426
^ (not australia, that is a fawn at home)
https://twitter.com/BenardMF/status/1134578609249824769
https://twitter.com/MausMagica/status/1134773015130984453
^ (also not australia)
https://twitter.com/nvolpewild/status/1132591874634502144
https://twitter.com/fudgeh0g/status/1125966224368648192

nankeen has a new favorite as of 00:05 on Jun 16, 2019

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/1139981727080697856

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Idgi

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

"This isn't my pizza," you mutter as you set it on the counter and hunt for your knife. Still, lunch is lunch.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I love this :3:

I saw an echidna the other day at work when I stopped for lunch. It waddled down a hill to the edge of the salt lake I was working on, snuffled around for a minute and then wandered off.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/thornkgame42069/status/1140032514066661377

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go

It's a bot that makes up prompts for magical realism stories. I just thought it made a good one.

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Memento posted:

I love this :3:

I saw an echidna the other day at work when I stopped for lunch. It waddled down a hill to the edge of the salt lake I was working on, snuffled around for a minute and then wandered off.
they're just so chill

i was in the paddock one day when i noticed an unusual dense tussock of grass, thought it was a species i hadn't seen before, and when i approached for a closer look it got up and waddled away

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://mobile.twitter.com/itsdansheehan/status/1133525282420211713

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Memento posted:

I love this :3:

I saw an echidna the other day at work when I stopped for lunch. It waddled down a hill to the edge of the salt lake I was working on, snuffled around for a minute and then wandered off.

Did you show him the way?

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Wife vs. Reality (pillow waifu)

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Wait who are email wife and fake wife?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/dirtcup_art/status/1139692877011771392?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Mak0rz posted:

Wait who are email wife and fake wife?

https://mobile.twitter.com/thepunningman/status/1138073402051350528

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheDreamGhoul/status/1099363727923650561

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/beanytuesday/status/1125214132817543168

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

I love Drug Toddler.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
A thread about gamers rising up

https://twitter.com/merrilymaralie/status/1139592180950020101?s=19

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/wolfpupy/status/1140131193578409984

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/NotBrunoAgain/status/1112575620687511552

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1140263449336983553

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


*to self* My meme is a killing word

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
https://twitter.com/TheoYoureCool/status/1105503358893342720?s=19

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/samlymatters/status/1140073312921554944?s=21

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/jberkelhamer/status/1140077580974006272?s=21

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Farecoal posted:

It's a bot that makes up prompts for magical realism stories. I just thought it made a good one.
I thought this one was pretty good.

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/720570246021517313

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
There were some other good ones, but I can't find them because Twitter sucks poo poo and afaik you can't view an account's tweets by number of likes

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/GoodSlides/status/1140310578155511808

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