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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

someone should ask him later if it's going to rain and see if he answers the first question

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

tfw you're not helping

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Lol how fuckin guilty is Alan Dershowitz that he's freaking out so hard to assure everyone he is definitely not a molestor

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Yeah Dersh isn't following what any lawyer would say and shut the gently caress up.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Yeah Dersh isn't following what any lawyer would say and shut the gently caress up.

Just as doctors make terrible patients, lawyers make terrible clients.

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon



Emphasis on the word need ofc he's going to sample the delights of the colonies.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
using antisemitism as a defense ffs

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1151855624164188160

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
lol bail was actually denied

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

punished milkman posted:

lol bail was actually denied

lol. get hosed epstein

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

punished milkman posted:

lol bail was actually denied

extreme flight risk

i mean he has a plane

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

his flights were indeed extremely risky

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

WampaLord posted:

extreme flight risk

i mean he has a plane

well a minor threat but post 9/11 you can’t be too careful

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Yeah Dersh isn't following what any lawyer would say and shut the gently caress up.

It really is amazing to see someone who ought to know better make such an elemental and monumental fuckup. And you KNOW he's got thirty people telling him to zip it, and he still can't stop running his mouth.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Epstein Scandal Brings Legal Titans to Blow Children

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Yeah Dersh isn't following what any lawyer would say and shut the gently caress up.

this gives me hope. dersh is deffo smart enough to shut up when needed. the fact that hes flailing around like this says something

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

let me know when this gets to Sean Hannity

TrixRabbi
Aug 20, 2010

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

I feel like if anyone beyond Epstein actually goes down in this it's Dersh. Please please please.

Bastaman Vibration
Jun 26, 2005

punished milkman posted:

lol bail was actually denied

a cell's the safest place for him rn anyway really

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Bastaman Vibration posted:

a cell's the safest place for him rn anyway really

Yeah he can just sit back

relax

chill

hang, even

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


We know John McCain wasn't on the Lolita Express because it didn't crash

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
It wasn't flight risk, actually.

It was clear and present danger. Lmaolol

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

We know John McCain wasn't on the Lolita Express because it didn't crash

Bastaman Vibration
Jun 26, 2005

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Yeah he can just sit back

relax

chill

hang, even

eh still, i'd take my chances with that over 2 days of fresh air before being called to take a boat ride with his mossad handler

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

more like a boyhattan standoff

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

It rules that these are two of the most storied and respected lawyers alive today and they are currently most known for being a blood magic scammer and screaming NOT A PEDO.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

We know John McCain wasn't on the Lolita Express because it didn't crash

huh. probably why the "straight talk express" was also a bus

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

ikanreed posted:

It wasn't flight risk, actually.

It was clear and present danger. Lmaolol

I was just making a plane joke

But lmao

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The only name that would surprise me would be John Madden, because he's afraid of planes.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Bushiz posted:

It rules that these are two of the most storied and respected lawyers alive today and they are currently most known for being a blood magic scammer and screaming NOT A PEDO.

they both look like goblins that became ghouls

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

General Dog posted:

The only name that would surprise me would be John Madden, because he's afraid of planes.
You can fit an RV on a boat?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

We know John McCain wasn't on the Lolita Express because it didn't crash

between this post and the thread title

jjjust lmao

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

We know John McCain wasn't on the Lolita Express because it didn't crash

lol

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

We know John McCain wasn't on the Lolita Express because it didn't crash

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

We know John McCain wasn't on the Lolita Express because it didn't crash

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lemniscate Blue posted:

It really is amazing to see someone who ought to know better make such an elemental and monumental fuckup. And you KNOW he's got thirty people telling him to zip it, and he still can't stop running his mouth.

as it turns out the reason the rich don’t face consequences isn’t bc they’re smart

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

We know John McCain wasn't on the Lolita Express because it didn't crash

:prepop:

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Yeah Dersh isn't following what any lawyer would say and shut the gently caress up.

Dersh to client: For God's sake, don't talk to the media about this. Even to deny it. You'll just make yourself look guilty.

Dersh as client:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YmDcCpD1gc

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

We know John McCain wasn't on the Lolita Express because it didn't crash

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Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

PsychedelicWarlord posted:

We know John McCain wasn't on the Lolita Express because it didn't crash

SAMs fired

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