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Shear Modulus posted:unless biden dies the dem top of ticket is going to be him and not harris yeah lol that anyone buys that poo poo about him not running. he's more likely to get taken out by the 25th amendment than he is to voluntarily step aside
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The funniest pick among the not crazies would be either Nikki Haley or Kasich. I wonder if it's the latter if the Dems will let him speak at the DNC again
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some sort of fish posted:nah, he's absolutely capable of the exact same form that steamrolled the 2016 primaries + clinton. 2015 Funny Trump is back.
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Jul 12, 2021 17:51
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Azathoth posted:yeah lol that anyone buys that poo poo about him not running. he's more likely to get taken out by the 25th amendment than he is to voluntarily step aside oh ya hes definitely gonna try to run again, i just think hes gonna die
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some sort of fish posted:oh ya hes definitely gonna try to run again, i just think hes gonna die Rich people don't die.
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Jul 12, 2021 17:55
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idk seems like he got a bad batch of adrenochrome because hes got extreme life alert commercial energy. his dog is gonna knock him over, getting rid of him and more importantly that loving oval pawffice account. believe in the power of positive thinking
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Jul 12, 2021 18:05
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Nichael posted:Rich people don't die. That one Koch brother died when his bowels filled with massive tumors and his internal organs became grossly infected from poo poo leaking out. Sheldon Adleson also died and I don't know how but I hope it was screaming.
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Jul 12, 2021 18:10
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Zeroisanumber posted:That one Koch brother died when his bowels filled with massive tumors and his internal organs became grossly infected from poo poo leaking out. wasn’t there some rich ghoul that died on his yacht when he pooped his pants and slipped in the poop and then hit his head on the toilet (getting poop on his head in the process). or maybe he just had an aneurysm on his boat or something like that?
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Jul 12, 2021 18:18
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“oh man Trump REALLY looks like poo poo now” discourse is celebrating its 5th birthday this year
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Jul 12, 2021 18:41
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Zeroisanumber posted:That one Koch brother died when his bowels filled with massive tumors and his internal organs became grossly infected from poo poo leaking out. the other Koch can't be that far behind
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Endless Trash posted:“oh man Trump REALLY looks like poo poo now” discourse is celebrating its 5th birthday this year watching him slowly turn into baron harkonnen is genuinely fun
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Epic High Five posted:The funniest pick among the not crazies would be either Nikki Haley or Kasich. I wonder if it's the latter if the Dems will let him speak at the DNC again Kasich is old news, for that lane it'd be Larry Hogan
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Jul 12, 2021 18:47
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Endless Trash posted:“oh man Trump REALLY looks like poo poo now” discourse is celebrating its 5th birthday this year Perhaps it's wishful thinking but his weight seems to be rapidly fluctuating post-presidency maybe he's getting juiced af to take on stone cold at wrestlemania
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Jul 12, 2021 18:50
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it was always wishful thinking and he’s going to outlive us all
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Endless Trash posted:it was always wishful thinking and he’s going to outlive us all yeah look at that fat gently caress kissinger, bastard is gonna live to be a hundred
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Jul 12, 2021 18:52
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our only hope is his hearts cheezered and ready to go problem is that tactic didn't work on dick cheney so it probably won't here either
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Jul 12, 2021 18:54
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Mustached Demon posted:our only hope is his hearts cheezered and ready to go dick chaney was running a massive global logistics organization so it makes sense he could get a robot heart and do what needs to be done trump will go to his slumlord instincts and get the cheapest baboon heart he can find he'll still live, of course
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Jul 12, 2021 18:59
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Mustached Demon posted:the other Koch can't be that far behind Nice thing about Koch biting it was that he poured millions into cancer research while trying to save his worthless hide.
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i could definitely see trump being told by a doctor that he's got a serious health problem that he needs to manage if he wants to live, and then going doctor shopping until he finds one who tells him that he's the healthiest person in human history he'll still survive though
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:dick chaney was running a massive global logistics organization so it makes sense he could get a robot heart and do what needs to be done robert mercer or some other superbillionaire would pick up trump's heart tab
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Azathoth posted:i could definitely see trump being told by a doctor that he's got a serious health problem that he needs to manage if he wants to live, and then going doctor shopping until he finds one who tells him that he's the healthiest person in human history lol 
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Jul 12, 2021 19:07
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he died before trump did
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Shear Modulus posted:robert mercer or some other superbillionaire would pick up trump's heart tab they will give him money to get the best heart money can buy he'll still get the baboon heart
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Jul 12, 2021 19:13
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was he the one who put down trump's weight to be exactly 1 lb short of obesity (by bmi)?
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Jul 12, 2021 19:26
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Shear Modulus posted:unless biden dies the dem top of ticket is going to be him and not harris Dems would be idiots not to run him again. Like even if Trump is the nominee, Biden could absolutely beat him a second time depending on how the next couple years go. Literally the only Dem that could.
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Jul 12, 2021 19:40
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Azathoth posted:was he the one who put down trump's weight to be exactly 1 lb short of obesity (by bmi)? no, that was rep ronny jackson, who apparently was the doctor to Obama, too, but no one noticed he was a drunk until he clearly lied about trump's health
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Jul 12, 2021 20:01
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Runny Jackson also said trump was in such good health that he could live 200 years
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Jul 12, 2021 20:04
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TBH I really wonder if Trump might live forever since medical science seems to be at the point where they can easily keep these 70 to 80+ year old ghouls that run the government going indefinitely Like plugging someone into a 40k style life support machine that keeps them running seems something that could happen in the near term
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Jul 12, 2021 20:18
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doctor sexcake (the guy in the picture) was the guy who wrote a letter when trump was running saying trump was the healthiest man to ever run for president
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Nonsense posted:They have to give him his accounts back if he runs for President. Twitter already said no and that’s the only account he wants/matters. He’s never allowed back in that platform.
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Jul 12, 2021 20:39
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Shear Modulus posted:doctor sexcake (the guy in the picture) was the guy who wrote a letter when trump was running saying trump was the healthiest man to ever run for president He died in unclear circumstances lol
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Feldegast42 posted:TBH I really wonder if Trump might live forever since medical science seems to be at the point where they can easily keep these 70 to 80+ year old ghouls that run the government going indefinitely Eh. You're healthy as long as you're healthy but once things start going south there are limits. Biggest thing is that you just don't have the energy or mental capacity to operate for long periods of time anymore.
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Glumwheels posted:Twitter already said no and that’s the only account he wants/matters. He’s never allowed back in that platform. team trump just has to tell jack they'll buy ads on twitter if they let trump back on and they'll reinstate his account and old tweets almost instantly.
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DesertIslandHermit posted:He died in unclear circumstances lol He had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
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Korean Boomhauer posted:crapo is gonna be vp It's gonna be desantis
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Zeroisanumber posted:Eh. You're healthy as long as you're healthy but once things start going south there are limits. Biggest thing is that you just don't have the energy or mental capacity to operate for long periods of time anymore. this might sound weird, but it seems like biden can get away with a lot more senility and general energy rationing than trump can a trump that isn't out there running the news cycle like the ringmaster at the circus isn't really trump anymore, and i feel like that requires him to be far more personally involved than biden, who could legit just walk outside for 5-10 minutes every couple of days and wave and we'd be none the wiser
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Glumwheels posted:Twitter already said no and that’s the only account he wants/matters. He’s never allowed back in that platform. It's adorable that you think them saying this means literally anything.
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Azathoth posted:this might sound weird, but it seems like biden can get away with a lot more senility and general energy rationing than trump can yeah biden being a guy who "works behind the scenes" and "doesn't need to be in the limelight all the time" was his big selling point to libs
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Azathoth posted:this might sound weird, but it seems like biden can get away with a lot more senility and general energy rationing than trump can Hasn’t ratings for news companies dropped a ton since Biden took office? The allure of the Trump ratings probably means he could easily be allowed to have constant coverage again.
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