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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

This is sad because Cody's form of sports entertainment is exactly the shot in the arm the creative process this stupid company needs.
This would be really sad if WWE could fail in any way but up.

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

The only jacket I ever want to receive from EMF

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

NienNunb posted:

The only jacket I ever want to receive from EMF



BE
FRI

ST
ENDS

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

BE
FRI

ST
ENDS

St. Ends wasn't Metallica's best.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


quote:

Tuesday night's episode of WWE NXT averaged 528,000 viewers on the USA Network, down 4.9 percent from last week. This is the lowest viewership NXT has ever done for an episode that aired on USA Network.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Shawn can't book, brother, they need a vince rewrite

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Send Cody down to NXT

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

super macho dude posted:

Send Cody down to NXT

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

ive been waiting for that for real. its coming. gonna be a whole dusty thing.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


That DICK! posted:

ive been waiting for that for real. its coming. gonna be a whole dusty thing.

He's just a common man
Working in development
He's just a common man
Rubber chicken thrown at him
He is AMERICAN DREAM

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2uiWsLsK9o

bring it back, Vince


you coward

HORNEY VAPE BRO
Jun 14, 2009

Where can I go to put money down right now that Joe Rogan will wrestle a match at WrestleMania 40?

PublicOpinion
Oct 21, 2010

Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago...

HORNEY VAPE BRO posted:

Where can I go to put money down right now that Joe Rogan will wrestle a match at WrestleMania 40?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JETRh2rkLMc

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Joe Rogan vs Dana White in a pudding match

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

super macho dude posted:

Send Cody down to NXT

:pray:

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

1glitch0 posted:

Wait so the fake obnoxious college gimmick are the faces?

yeah, they're fun in a "1992 WWF" sort of way

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Brock/Cody should borrow a page from DDT. During the match, at Cody's lowest point, Cody and Brock should freeze. The arena lights fade out, and up on the tron they play the Arn Anderson Glock promo. Everything fades back in, and Cody goes under the ring and pulls out a gun and shoots Brock.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Dimebags Brain posted:

L, and Cody goes under the ring and pulls out a gun and shoots Brock.

Can't believe Cody solved racism and homophobia

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Cody pulls out the air rifle and shoots Brock in the rear end, Brock is momentarily stunned, but proceeds to tear Cody limb from limb.

The camera zooms in and out on the dart in Brock's rear end. The text on the dart reads " MORPHOPLEX "

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Finally reading Ringmaster and I had no idea that Vince's abusive stepfather ended up marrying Vince's "cousin" who was 28 years younger than him. Apparently this is the same cousin who Vince wanted to stuff leaves into.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
big news y’all

https://twitter.com/thelouisdangoor/status/1646519354404798464?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Well if Louis says it

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



They're bringing back the Wild Card rule!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


most journalists spend their entire lives dreaming of getting a scoop this big.................

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

I almost believe this because why would Vince care about who goes where when he knows his booking ideas are unshackled from any phony draft.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

*HHH nervously sweating and looking at Vince out of the corner of his eye as he says he’s thinking of putting Johnny Gargano on Smackdown*

“On second thought he could be a really big player in NXT let’s go with that!”

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

*HHH nervously sweating and looking at Vince out of the corner of his eye as he says he’s thinking of putting Johnny Gargano on Smackdown*

“On second thought he could be a really big player in NXT let’s go with that!”

Sounds good, pal, put him in a diaper :goodshit:

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
It's a draft. What can you really do to make it different from every other draft they've ever had and make it exciting? It's just shuffling the roster around

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



More football robot imo

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
make it a shoot draft and piss off the entire locker room

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




They piss off the entire locker room weekly. It would be more shocking to make everyone happy instead.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Astro7x posted:

It's a draft. What can you really do to make it different from every other draft they've ever had and make it exciting? It's just shuffling the roster around

Do the firings during the draft this time

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

so Vince is definitely running the draft then lol

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009


Triple H is still cooking that name change for Butch. It's not ready yet, but it's coming, I promise.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Dangoor reporting on a Ringside News report is the best.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Is Dangoor a gimmick or stupid?

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Raskolnikov38 posted:

make it a shoot draft and piss off the entire locker room

They've done that before at least twice. I remember there being some footage of Styles being confused when Gallows and Anderson told him they were off to the other brand a few years back, plus JR was pissed when they moved him from Raw to Smackdown without telling him beforehand.

MJeff posted:

Is Dangoor a gimmick or stupid?

I don't think it's a gimmick but he seems very naive in his fandom.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

MJeff posted:

Is Dangoor a gimmick or stupid?

worse, he's british

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

MJeff posted:

Is Dangoor a gimmick or stupid?

State media.

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
goddamn i posted in the wrong thread since wrestling owns everything now

ilmucche fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Apr 13, 2023

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