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Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Proteus Jones posted:

I only *just* got them to work for me in the last couple of years. I'm over 50.

The trick that ended up working for me, is to pretend to focus on a point 20 feet or so behind the image. My monitor is set up so I'm facing a window, I started to look at the image but focused my eyes as if I was looking at the fence post out the window. It's weird, it's like it slowly slid into place and then just snapped into sharpness. At that point it was no longer an effort like my brain was going "Oh, that's what you were wanting to see? OK". However, if I stopped looking at the image I had to start all over again.

I'm not saying 100% of the time it works, but a good 9 out 10 for sure.

So. Big magic eye got to you too. :colbert:

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Desert Bus posted:

The last time I explained on here that Magic Eye pics are bullshit and that everyone claiming to be able to see anything in them was just cargo culting on what others claimed they could see in them, because they didn't want to feel left out? It caused a page long derail of people claiming they could see them so they'd not look dumb in front of others who also did the same thing.

It's just random dots, there ain't poo poo there, anyone claiming there is? They're just trying to look good for other suckers who also claim there is something there.

can an empty quote be a thread title?

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Magic eyes work, but your eyes have to actually be magic like mine.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I imagine constellations were much more compelling when you could see all the stars in the sky. I once found myself driving through the middle of nowhere in Montana and South Dakota overnight and I was gobsmacked at all the stars I could see. Light pollution is a motherfucker.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Martman posted:

Magic eyes work, but your eyes have to actually be magic like mine.
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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I imagine constellations were much more compelling when you could see all the stars in the sky. I once found myself driving through the middle of nowhere in Montana and South Dakota overnight and I was gobsmacked at all the stars I could see. Light pollution is a motherfucker.

I grew up in the middle of a bunch of midwest corn fields. I saw all those drat stars and constellations are still unimpressive.

Don't know why ancient people didn't just figure out directions using the compass on their phones and poo poo. It's like they were trying to make things harder on themselves.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
That’s why they’re all dead now

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Do not look at stars or you WILL die.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


OwlFancier posted:

Do not look at stars or you WILL die.

Your not my supervisor

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Deptfordx posted:

So. Big magic eye got to you too. :colbert:

Sorry, but the money was *life* changing.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen
If you can look up into the sky and see constellations you are gifted enough to decipher magic eye images.

Sorry I don't make the rules here.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Martman posted:

Magic eyes work, but your eyes have to actually be magic like mine.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
My braaaaands!

I like that commercial.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Platystemon posted:

Sculptor is the most bullshit constellation of them all.



There’s nothing there.

Like, it’s not a void, there are stars, but no particularly brights ones that form any sort of a shape that suggests anything, certainly not a sculptor’s studio.

The joke is that they are unfinished constellations my dude.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

BigHead posted:

Just the other night I spent an hour showing constellations to my eighty year old father in law, who spent his entire life in dense cities and just never saw stars.

Orion is the best, but the two dippers are also the best. The rest are kinda bullshit.

Orion is the best because it's easy to find, actually looks like something, contains stars that are themselves interesting, and forms a guide to find other constellations.

Like, follow a line through the belt down and to the left and you'll be at Sirius, the nose of canis major. Do the same with the shoulders/hands and you find Gemini. Between the two is canis minor, which is complete bullshit: it's literally just two stars.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

If you Google up cross view stereograms there are a poo poo ton of the easier cross-eyes versions of both magic eyes and photographic stereograms

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

freeedr posted:

If you Google up cross view stereograms there are a poo poo ton of the easier cross-eyes versions of both magic eyes and photographic stereograms

easier is relative

I learned to do magic eye in the 90s and now I have a harder time not seeing the image than seeing it. Cross-eye ones on the other hand take a lot of effort and give me a headache.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Wasabi the J posted:

The joke is that they are unfinished constellations my dude.

Fake news.

Nicolas-Louis de Lacaille named it in 1756, and he was quite serious.

quote:

L'attelier du Sculpteur : il est composé d'un scabellon qui porte un modèle, & d'un bloc de marbre sur lequel on a posé un maillet & un ciseau.

quote:

The Sculptor's workshop: it is composed of a stool that supports a model, and a block of marble on which a mallet and a chisel have been set.

It’s not some jumble of parts. He intends us to see the stool, the marble, the mallet, and the chisel.

Compare to the description of Microscopium:

quote:

The Microscope: according to its usual representation, it is a tube placed on top of a square box.

Microscopium is itself fairly bullshit, but the “unfinished constellations” excuse cannot apply there.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





I still quote that commercial to this day.

A rare instance of a really good ad

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I still quote that commercial to this day.

A rare instance of a really good ad

never seen the first full version

its not as good as the short 12 second one imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeajNpTLgrY

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


In the northern hemisphere, you can sight along the two stars of the big dipper opposite the handle and find Polaris, so you can figure out which way is north if you're lost in the wilderness or at sea.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
And if it isn't cloudy

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Which way did the sun set? Ok, to the right of that

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Milo and POTUS posted:

Which way did the sun set? Ok, to the right of that

Truly all those people over the centuries who used stars to navigate were just morons.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

GWBBQ posted:

In the northern hemisphere, you can sight along the two stars of the big dipper opposite the handle and find Polaris, so you can figure out which way is north if you're lost in the wilderness or at sea.

At which point I will still be lost but I will know where north is.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Truly all those people over the centuries who used stars to navigate were just morons.

WhaT If I told you that- the sun? It's a star

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The Sun is not a star.

It is a planet.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

It’s my favorite planet

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

3D images actually have a dedicated left and right side. So if you can "get it in an instant" with a crosseye trick, but the image goes inward, you can take the image into an image editor, swap the pics from left to right and vice versa, and then they'll appear with the proper depth.

It's all down to how the images were captured. Some are designed so the left image is seen by the left eye, the right by the right eye, and you bring them together to combine them and show depth. Other are designed for the left eye to see the right image, and the right eye to see the left image, and then combining them produces depth. But the view methods are not interchangeable between both styles. The former style are generally easy to do without any "tricks", the latter you usually have to use a dedicated viewing apparatus, or use the hand covering trick I mentioned earlier in the thread.

That's interesting. I never could see them when on posters at the mall but once they started showing up in the Sunday newspaper comics section I finally figured it out. I still have a collection of them that I cut out and saved as well as a book.

But, if it was compared to making a mold of something, I usually see the mold or negative instead of the object it formed where it's coming out of the page rather than looking into it with depth as you mention. Sometimes certain webpages will have that effect on me, too, where the background is a certain color and the font another. The letters then stick out a bit from the screen. So, I have no idea why that happens other than something similar where each eye or brain half focuses on separate things?

I've tried a few on their webpage and still have the negative/mold effect rather than seeing into the image for the 3d shape using the cross eye or close up methods.
https://www.magiceye.com/

edit:
I can see this with depth:
https://i.imgur.com/W9jkGoq.mp4

but this is reverse:
https://i.imgur.com/ghPk6n1.mp4

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I have a magic eye vhs somewhere, it was very fun to watch while high.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

AzureSkys posted:

That's interesting. I never could see them when on posters at the mall but once they started showing up in the Sunday newspaper comics section I finally figured it out. I still have a collection of them that I cut out and saved as well as a book.

But, if it was compared to making a mold of something, I usually see the mold or negative instead of the object it formed where it's coming out of the page rather than looking into it with depth as you mention. Sometimes certain webpages will have that effect on me, too, where the background is a certain color and the font another. The letters then stick out a bit from the screen. So, I have no idea why that happens other than something similar where each eye or brain half focuses on separate things?

I've tried a few on their webpage and still have the negative/mold effect rather than seeing into the image for the 3d shape using the cross eye or close up methods.
https://www.magiceye.com/

edit:
I can see this with depth:
https://i.imgur.com/W9jkGoq.mp4

but this is reverse:
https://i.imgur.com/ghPk6n1.mp4

Sounds like you're crossing your eyes instead of looking past the picture. The black/white one you posted is weird because I see it with depth with both methods.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Well I just learnt that I can only do the moving ones with my specs off.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




verbal enema posted:

never seen the first full version

its not as good as the short 12 second one imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeajNpTLgrY

anyone know what the whistle song in the last ~five seconds of this ad is? i cant quite place it and its like an itch i cant scratch

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




magic eyes are like necker cubes the depth is brain-arbitrary.

if you can see the image it doesnt really matter if it pops 'in' or 'out' imo, its seeing it all thats the trick

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Chard posted:

anyone know what the whistle song in the last ~five seconds of this ad is? i cant quite place it and its like an itch i cant scratch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOmTLgr4hnw

Recently featured in Kill Bill but it's popped up in lots of places

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOmTLgr4hnw

Recently featured in Kill Bill but it's popped up in lots of places

oh nice, and of course its obvious now... so weird in a different context

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/qudachindia/status/1523643707001643008?s=21&t=FS4QmHalLzITP0JJ2Lpuxg

Apparently black holes can flip their magnetic field.

Neat!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
The gently caress? It's weird enough that Earth does that occasionally, but the central black hole of an entire loving galaxy?


EDIT: God, am I have a stroke or does this contain random words that make no sense

quote:

This has been attributed to the abrupt alteration successful the achromatic hole's magnetic field. While stars are known for magnetic reversal, that's not believed to beryllium the lawsuit with black holes. Our Sun reverses its magnetic tract each 11 years. But a achromatic spread is expected to beryllium much unchangeable successful this regard.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I assume that is an automatic translator, transalting "lawyer" for "case" "achromatic" for "black" and "beryllium" for "be"

Or, perhaps, one of those automatic "anti plagiarism" things that just swaps out synonyms for random words.

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Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Words seem to be getting automatically switched in some absurd way. Beryllium = be, lawsuit = case, successfully = surrounding or something.

Edit: it seems to beryllium the lawsuit that I've been beaten

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