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emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

Neon Belly posted:

Prob shouldn't have googled 'what is corn cobbed' at work :smith:


lmao

but if you actually don't know, it refers to this:

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561?lang=en

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

https://twitter.com/marcushjohnson/status/879768215638994946

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
wint in da front, let your feet stomp

Crindee
Nov 16, 2005

LOOK LIKE EMERIL

emdash posted:

https://twitter.com/johnastoehr/status/879806842544807941

please change the thread name to chapo trap house: what is to be "corn cobbed?" i don't care that it's tangential to the show

Sort of tragic that this is the hardest I've ever laughed at a tweet and he will never understand why

dangerdoom volvo
Nov 5, 2009
thats one heck of a thread

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
lotta people coming outta the woodwork to defend the wealthy white dude against supposedly wealthy white socialists

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

they're high fiving in celebration over the further sales of poison gas to the saudis so they can burn the skin off those dastardly yemeni children, minds poisoned by british ares

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/879856901680500736

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008


You know the answer to this question duder

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/TheSharktonaut/status/879841583667052546

:suicide:

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
I agree, someone else needs to lead the single payer charge.

Bye, Bernie!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

lmao she argues that Bernie isn't progressive on women's rights and when asked about Tim Kaine just says "idk I haven't followed him closely."

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

Henchman of Santa posted:

lmao she argues that Bernie isn't progressive on women's rights and when asked about Tim Kaine just says "idk I haven't followed him closely."

these people are a loving embarrassment, and the fact that they've managed to shanghai the working poor and minorities into their bullshit and have for decades just fills me with impotent nerdrage

BornAPoorBlkChild fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jun 28, 2017

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Henchman of Santa posted:

lmao she argues that Bernie isn't progressive on women's rights and when asked about Tim Kaine just says "idk I haven't followed him closely."

Tbf , that's on the Kaine family crest.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Race Realists posted:

these people are a loving embarrassment, and the fact that they've managed to shanghai the working poor and minorities into their bullshit and have for decade just fills me with [strike]impotent nerd[/strike]rage

There's nothing on that woman's timeline or in her bio that indicates she's some kind of official in the Democratic Party though?

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
can those democrats even articulate why they hate bernie so much other than ran against hillary, or just making poo poo up, because as far as I know he's plenty progressive on stuff like women's rights

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

cat doter posted:

can those democrats even articulate why they hate bernie so much other than ran against hillary, or just making poo poo up, because as far as I know he's plenty progressive on stuff like women's rights
he was even on the record as zero compromise on abortion while she's said she open to late term restrictions

he does mostly suck like any Democrat in foreign policy but that's even, like, evidence that he wasn't some fantasy of purity bros, he was the best of bad options

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

he was even on the record as zero compromise on abortion while she's said she open to late term restrictions

he does mostly suck like any Democrat in foreign policy but that's even, like, evidence that he wasn't some fantasy of purity bros, he was the best of bad options

yeah that's what I was getting at though, he's got plenty of stuff you can criticise from a leftist standpoint without just making poo poo up

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


cat doter posted:

can those democrats even articulate why they hate bernie so much other than ran against hillary, or just making poo poo up, because as far as I know he's plenty progressive on stuff like women's rights

He's an external force who is absolutely dunking on their half-measure offerings. I mean, look how hard they have to push back on single payer health care now?

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

GalacticAcid posted:

There's nothing on that woman's timeline or in her bio that indicates she's some kind of official in the Democratic Party though?

way to miss the point there my dude

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Race Realists posted:

these people are a loving embarrassment, and the fact that they've managed to shanghai the working poor and minorities into their bullshit and have for decades just fills me with impotent nerdrage


GalacticAcid posted:

There's nothing on that woman's timeline or in her bio that indicates she's some kind of official in the Democratic Party though?

Race Realists posted:

way to miss the point there my dude


Crazy that Twitter Retards with no following managed to shanghai the working poor and minorities into their bullshit for decades.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

cat doter posted:

yeah that's what I was getting at though, he's got plenty of stuff you can criticise from a leftist standpoint without just making poo poo up

The Dem establishment love war so they cant critique him for things they agree with.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

cat doter posted:

yeah that's what I was getting at though, he's got plenty of stuff you can criticise from a leftist standpoint without just making poo poo up

that would require being a leftist though

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

GalacticAcid posted:

Crazy that Twitter Retards with no following managed to shanghai the working poor and minorities into their bullshit for decades.

she's the symptom, in that she has been convinced to pull the party line for centrist/center-right neo-lib interests while still thinking the slay queen section of the party would ever give a look at single payer or any other leftist policies that aren't pure identitly politics

Sushi in Yiddish
Feb 2, 2008

Like, there's plenty to criticize Bernie on but its always on foreign policy poo poo, gun control or supporting dems with slippery abortion stances that mainstream dems would agree with him on anyways.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

My favourite line of dem attack is that lefties are all straight, white males with Scrooge McDuck money pools they dive into every morning before they do up their manbun and grab a latté.

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers

TomViolence posted:

My favourite line of dem attack is that lefties are all straight, white males with Scrooge McDuck money pools they dive into every morning before they do up their manbun and grab a latté.

they're all about identity politics yet I wonder how poc/women socialists feel about this line of attack hmmmmmm...

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

All your friends are me.

http://i.imgur.com/HFPgvlG.gifv

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



Baller

Serf
May 5, 2011



holy poo poo

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

cat doter posted:

they're all about identity politics yet I wonder how poc/women socialists feel about this line of attack hmmmmmm...

PoC Socialists are just angry black nationalists on some hotep poo poo

right?.....

Neon Belly
Feb 12, 2008

I need something stronger.


In the longer version she burns her hand at the end, of all things.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

cat doter posted:

they're all about identity politics yet I wonder how poc/women socialists feel about this line of attack hmmmmmm...

You don't have to acknowledge the existence of those socialists if you block all of them on Twitter

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?




i am going to need some context for this video of my new girlfriend.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

i am going to need some context for this video of my new girlfriend.
YPJ sniper battle
https://mobile.twitter.com/Sergermed_/status/879704959964532741

I constantly feel like calling these white liberals out but my Twitter got taken down a while back for being too mean to Nazis. Priorities

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Punkin Spunkin posted:

YPJ sniper battle

You think if I join the YPG as a foreign volunteer she'd go out for malts with me?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Pac-Manioc Root posted:

You think if I join the YPG as a foreign volunteer she'd go out for malts with me?

You should take her out for... shots.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



http://www.mediaite.com/online/sean-hannity-retweets-hannity-gargles-piss-account/

Nice.

Jonas Albrecht posted:

You should take her out for... shots.

That would be haram you kaffir imbecile (already converting for her)

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

TomViolence posted:

My favourite line of dem attack is that lefties are all straight, white males with Scrooge McDuck money pools they dive into every morning before they do up their manbun and grab a latté.

cat doter posted:

they're all about identity politics yet I wonder how poc/women socialists feel about this line of attack hmmmmmm...

Race Realists posted:

PoC Socialists are just angry black nationalists on some hotep poo poo

right?.....
I had wanted to talk about this because it cropped up a week or two ago, but seemed to die down a bit. Then I was relistening to the post-election episodes and I realized this has been going on since the election. So this is the Democratic propaganda line:

1. Every Sanders supporter is an affluent, college-age man who is a racist, misogynist conspiracy theorist. They all flipped for Trump when Bernie lost the primary.
2. When you criticize Clinton supporters, you mean every single person who voted for Clinton, but especially gay black grandmas who marched with MLK Jr.
3. Bernie Bros want to dump the black female Democratic base in favour of white working class voters.
4. Clinton definitely did not abandon her base to court moderate Republicans in wealthy suburbs, nosiree. She doesn't even like Panera!

There was this media brouhaha about how any Democratic shift towards economic populism was "betraying" the party's black female base. It's all such dishonest trash because it only makes any sense if you a) completely regard all actual data about how different demographics voted and b) you literally do not know what the term "base" actually means.

As for liberals on Twitter, the method is: squabble with a white male BernieBro on some issue. Ignore or block any POC leftists who also disagree.* If you can find one POC to agree with you, retweet their comment with a note like "BernieBros take note." Collect these like coins in a video game.


*If you're unsure about someone's minority status, it's totally normal for a white female feminist to demand that a light-skinned black man prove to her that he's black.

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X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
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~Good Times~
My favorite part of that meltdown is the dude tagging in AngryBlackLady aka the foreclosure lawyer who cried in her car about her job.

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