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a rare and sad case of granosBelly
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Jun 14, 2021 13:00
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Bismuth posted:I still dont believe it. Doesnt cum significantly change consistency over time, like separate or get liquidy? how would that big jug of cum stay the "perfect" cum consistency all the way from the farm and the whole time they're throwing horse shoes in the sun, etc. Did they jack the donkies off on set? Did they add some gelatin to stabilize it? You'll be delighted to know that mouse cum can be freeze-dried and isn't damaged by radiation even after 6 years in space:  https://www.cnet.com/news/after-almost-six-years-on-the-space-station-frozen-mouse-sperm-produces-healthy-pups/ So I think you can just milk a bunch of donkeys and freeze the cum until it's needed. mobby_6kl has a new favorite as of 13:49 on Jun 14, 2021 |
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Jun 14, 2021 13:46
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Did she order the venus clamshell titty drapes on amazon or did she have them before she got massive?
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Jun 14, 2021 13:54
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Jun 14, 2021 13:55
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Now measure the sadness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vity0cqWVEc
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Jun 14, 2021 14:04
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:A draft horse averages about 400ccs, which is about 13.5oz, so you'd need 4 horses at least. Smaller horse breeds obviously shoot less, so the smaller the horse the more horses you gotta get. I was sure you had to be mistaken, but no. Some animals really do squirt out a full tall boy’s worth.
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Jun 14, 2021 14:12
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Jun 14, 2021 16:25
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Jun 14, 2021 16:31
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Why won't it opeeenn 
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Jun 14, 2021 16:42
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3D Megadoodoo posted:If you mix it with cum you get cum lube cum cum That was my favorite Monty Python episode.
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Jun 14, 2021 16:44
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Why'd they call the cops? Shook about a non-white fetus? Someone call the vore squad, this lady has unbirthed a man!
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Jun 14, 2021 17:11
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1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:a rare and sad case of granosBelly
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Jun 14, 2021 18:25
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Splicer posted:call the police on gravid I’ve seen references to granos and calling the cops all over SA, for years. But I still don’t know what it means. I think Granos was a user, and I guess he did something bad..?
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Jun 14, 2021 19:32
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If only there was some sort of alphabetized index of sorts that could explain common forums references. Oh well!
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Jun 14, 2021 19:35
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the joke format specifically refers to this all-time legend of a thread (from the entry above) https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2512842
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Jun 14, 2021 20:03
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Baron von Eevl posted:If only there was some sort of alphabetized index of sorts that could explain common forums references. Oh well! i expected one or two entries but it just keeps going
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Jun 14, 2021 20:07
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Bismuth posted:Wtf thats an absurd amount of cum PYF Funny Pictures: Wtf thats an absurd amount of cum
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Jun 14, 2021 20:15
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Baron von Eevl posted:If only there was some sort of alphabetized index of sorts that could explain common forums references. Oh well! The link doesn’t work from the app Who is granoooos? 
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Jun 14, 2021 21:42
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Such Fun posted:The link doesn’t work from the app quote:In his thread "A tale of unrequited love and how it made me lose everything" Granos admitted to installing custom-written trojans and keystroke loggers on some girl's computer who he was obsessed with.
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Jun 14, 2021 22:01
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A creepy weirdo who did something along the lines of hiding a webcam in a girl's bedroom and then posted about it here. The thread is a bunch of jokes that all have "call the police on granos" as the punchline. And the guy who contributed the most has since been perma'd for sexual misconduct. Hmm. e:f,b
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Jun 14, 2021 22:02
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The same energy. 
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Jun 14, 2021 22:21
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hahahaha holy poo poo i knew the meme but had no idea about the story behind it
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I mean, the thread Granos is (second) most known for, that began the meme, was https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2512842
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Jun 14, 2021 22:39
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Shoulda just brought her a printer...
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Jun 14, 2021 23:43
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The Gnosticism of the goonest timeline. I wish I hadn’t. But thanks for posting anyways
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Jun 14, 2021 23:51
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mobby_6kl posted:So I think you can just milk a bunch of donkeys and freeze the cum until it's needed.  It says it right there, all horse semen.
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Jun 15, 2021 00:50
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Suds McBoo posted:A creepy weirdo who did something along the lines of hiding a webcam in a girl's bedroom and then posted about it here. Call the police on granos*. *and also Doctor Thodt.
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Jun 15, 2021 01:02
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SpacePig posted:I'm always glad when somebody else remembers this show, because the only person I know that watched it now doesn't remember it, and sometimes I think I imagined it. That's how I feel about Murder In Small Town X. I was one of the few people that watched Joe Schmo. However, I jsut discovered there was a 3rd season... 
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Jun 15, 2021 01:22
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Knormal posted:It says it right there, all horse semen. I fooled you, I fooled you. I got horse semen, i got horse semen, I got allll horse semen.
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Jun 15, 2021 01:40
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Phanatic posted:I fooled you, I fooled you. I got horse semen, i got horse semen, I got allll horse semen. My dad would quietly shake your hand while the rest of the room is distracted
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Jun 15, 2021 02:40
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Knormal posted:It says it right there, all horse semen. That's why Fear Factor had to use donkey semen, duh.
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Jun 15, 2021 02:56
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Data Graham posted:My dad would quietly shake your hand while the rest of the room is distracted Big Fear Factor fan, huh?
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Jun 15, 2021 05:20
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Jun 15, 2021 06:00
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Knormal posted:And you might be surprised who the broker is. She gets visitation rights though I guarantee she's secretly wanking them off into milk jugs when no one is around
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Jun 15, 2021 09:18
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Amphigory posted:She gets visitation rights though 
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Jun 15, 2021 09:24
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Do you sometimes yearn for the simplicity of olden days, before the homogenised cum industry just took over?
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Jun 15, 2021 09:35
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By popular demand posted:Do you sometimes yearn for the simplicity of olden days, before the homogenised cum industry just took over? yeah, it used to come in glass bottles. I hated the creamy stuff that floated to the top (dead sperms?)
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In Canada it cums (ha ha) in plastic bags
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