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Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Jastiger posted:

Brag post. Im a two time world heavy weight dad of the world.

Congrats, dude!

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:54

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# ? May 31, 2024 19:33

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Teagan posted:

So I bought myself some shirts. And I seem to be becoming less and less photogenic, I think I just don't give a gently caress enough to pose anymore. And I uh may be as smooth as whiskey, but not smooth enough to buy the right size of shirt I think, hahaha.

I don't know what you're talking about. The hair and the glasses :swoon:

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:39

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Teagan posted:

So I bought myself some shirts. And I seem to be becoming less and less photogenic, I think I just don't give a gently caress enough to pose anymore. And I uh may be as smooth as whiskey, but not smooth enough to buy the right size of shirt I think, hahaha.

That's some impressive humble-bragging. :golfclap:

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:45

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Jastiger posted:

Brag post. Im a two time world heavy weight dad of the world.

Congratulations, man! The bar that I'm at looked at me curiously when I held up my stein and yelled "To Jastiger!"

Teagan posted:

So I bought myself some shirts. And I seem to be becoming less and less photogenic, I think I just don't give a gently caress enough to pose anymore. And I uh may be as smooth as whiskey, but not smooth enough to buy the right size of shirt I think, hahaha.

You're nuts. You're beautiful, my fiance says to tell you she agrees.

Also, for smooth whiskey, you want Kentucky bourbon. 😉😉

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:00

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Teagan posted:

So I bought myself some shirts. And I seem to be becoming less and less photogenic, I think I just don't give a gently caress enough to pose anymore. And I uh may be as smooth as whiskey, but not smooth enough to buy the right size of shirt I think, hahaha.

Realtalk bringing up how little one cares about how they look generally means the opposite. Better lighting and a little styling to your hair would help sort that - short hair is best hair and your 'do is good and cool and you are a pretty woman.

Top-shelf advertising for whiskey, btw

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:08

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

10 Beers posted:

Also, for smooth whiskey, you want Kentucky bourbon. 😉😉

18⁺-year aged single-malt Scotch or gtfo.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:09

FluxFaun: Apr 7, 2010

Now that I'm no longer puking my guts up, I got dressed and now there's selfie spams.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:27

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

18⁺-year aged single-malt Scotch or gtfo.

I'm Kentucky, born and raised, so I have to push bourbon. Goddamned, I do love my Laphroaig and Lagavulin scotches, though.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:34

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

10 Beers posted:

I'm Kentucky, born and raised, so I have to push bourbon. Goddamned, I do love my Laphroaig and Lagavulin scotches, though.

The Bulleit 10 year is all right. The regular stuff is trash.

You want good cheap bourbon, you go Evan Williams.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:37

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The Bulleit 10 year is all right. The regular stuff is trash.

You want good cheap bourbon, you go Evan Williams.

Regular Bulleit is delicious, you savage. If it's more to your palate, I also have some Eagle Rare, Willett, Basil Hayden, and a bit of Blantons, too.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:44

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

I am all about bourbon and cheap cigars. I am no fun at girls' night. More of a man's man really. One bourbon, one scotch and one beer. Oh, and a blues guitar. Good times for all.

My niece told me to go home and comb my hair before she would play with me. I can't really style it because I am bald. But I suppose I could try something.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:44

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

10 Beers posted:

Regular Bulleit is delicious, you savage. If it's more to your palate, I also have some Eagle Rare, Willett, Basil Hayden, and a bit of Blantons, too.

BH was too syrupy for my taste when I tried a bottle as an alternative to Bulleitt. My locally available fave is Buffalo Trace. Good bourbons run pretty expensive up in the Great White North.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:49

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

If that hot girl can humble brag about her good looks and fine taste in spirits, I can post another photo

https://imgur.com/gallery/7hT5C

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:50

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Sociopastry posted:

Now that I'm no longer puking my guts up, I got dressed and now there's selfie spams.

Nice

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:52

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

Oh man that takes me back. That first diaper change is so freaking horrifying. The words "tar-like" should never describe poop.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 00:55

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Pendent posted:

Oh man that takes me back. That first diaper change is so freaking horrifying. The words "tar-like" should never describe poop.

Out of context I know this sounds like horrible horrible advice out of context but a bit of petroleum jelly on the skin around the area it may come in contact with will help remove it.

Tight tee shirts are good btw.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:20

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

I am fortunately well past that stage of existence.

For actual content here's me and my little guy who is significantly cuter than me

# ? Sep 18, 2016 01:58

Mocking Bird: Aug 17, 2011

Pendent posted:

I am fortunately well past that stage of existence.

For actual content here's me and my little guy who is significantly cuter than me

Oh. My. God. :swoon:

# ? Sep 18, 2016 02:00

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Pendent posted:

Oh man that takes me back. That first diaper change is so freaking horrifying. The words "tar-like" should never describe poop.

Yet it frequently does with babies, especially newborns i hear.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 02:01

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Pendent posted:

I am fortunately well past that stage of existence.

For actual content here's me and my little guy who is significantly cuter than me

I got one bout that big too. Shes so excited to meet the little baby!

# ? Sep 18, 2016 02:04

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

Jastiger posted:

I got one bout that big too. Shes so excited to meet the little baby!

Congratulations Jastiger and partner and new big sister!

# ? Sep 18, 2016 02:10

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Congratulations Jastiger!!!!

# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:05

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

Jastiger posted:

If that hot girl can humble brag about her good looks and fine taste in spirits, I can post another photo

https://imgur.com/gallery/7hT5C

uh dude, you're not the one who's supposed to be breastfeeding :ohdear:

congrats on the genuinely darling little man tho

# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:12

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Rad dads are one of my favourite things. You guys made this thread wonderful tonight.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:40

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

One more.cuz im feeling it tonight

https://imgur.com/r81Aqyu

# ? Sep 18, 2016 04:42

The Schwa: Jul 1, 2008

Teagan that second t-shirt is so great and I kind of want it (I miss my brother

)

congrats Jastiger!

# ? Sep 18, 2016 08:30

Pendent: Nov 16, 2011; The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius; Grimey Drawer

Dadding is basically the best thing.
Jastiger, your daughter is adorable and she looks incredibly excited:)

# ? Sep 18, 2016 13:37

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

When I was 2 my sister was born and my parents said you have a sister and she will be your best friend. They did not say she was an infant. Then they came back with a baby and i was like "hello I am a big girl; I am not friends with babies!" But now she is my best friend for life and i love her so much. :3:

# ? Sep 18, 2016 14:17

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Teagan has a new favorite as of 01:58 on Mar 18, 2019

# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:20

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

My hair is dark and thin too. Try some of this poo poo https://www.amazon.com/Giovanni-Avocado-Ultra-Moist-Action-Protective/dp/B009V0Z87A

It helps my hair have some more body/lustre

# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:28

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

One of my favourites, featuring little Rupert, from some time last year.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:34

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Ignite Memories posted:

My hair is dark and thin too. Try some of this poo poo https://www.amazon.com/Giovanni-Avocado-Ultra-Moist-Action-Protective/dp/B009V0Z87A

It helps my hair have some more body/lustre

Hey thanks. I am still having a million tests going, but we are getting closer to the cause of the sudden hair loss. And it actually looks like little baby hairs MAY be coming in. MAYBE. So far 2 out of 3 health issues settled, but there is still a mystery illness floating around. I mean, I am happy, but sick still sucks. Oh well. I can't dye it for a while, because we need to track the bitty hairs. We'll see. Next month I will order that product. Anything that helps eh. I used to be pretty proud of my thick hair. Maybe I keep it so messy on purpose? No, not really. I appreciate any suggestions though, really, I do.

# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:36

taint toucher: Sep 23, 2004

Drunken Oktoberfest shenanigans.

Teagan posted:

Hey thanks. I am still having a million tests going, but we are getting closer to the cause of the sudden hair loss. And it actually looks like little baby hairs MAY be coming in. MAYBE. So far 2 out of 3 health issues settled, but there is still a mystery illness floating around. I mean, I am happy, but sick still sucks. Oh well. I can't dye it for a while, because we need to track the bitty hairs. We'll see. Next month I will order that product. Anything that helps eh. I used to be pretty proud of my thick hair. Maybe I keep it so messy on purpose? No, not really. I appreciate any suggestions though, really, I do.

Regardless of what's going on with you hair you look fantastic. I hope you get better soon!

# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:47

Fhqwhgads: Jul 18, 2003; I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID

We went out to a bar downtown last night to just let off some steam, and came out of the bar to a flurry of text messages and voicemails, all asking if we were OK. We had no idea what was going on and were kind of drunk so I sent this selfie to my sister who was also drunk and out of state at a wedding to respond to her drunk selfie:

Guess that was enough for an OK but once you figure out what's happening it's never fun having to call your parents at midnight to let them know you're still alive.

(There was a bomb explosion in downtown NYC which fortunately we were nowhere near. Also the first time I've had to use the Facebook "I'm OK" check, which was kinda weird.)

# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:22