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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
30-26 Fedor

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manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Draw

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
"are we sure about that? i'm not."

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
Fabio is gonna get screwed by the judges.

https://twitter.com/ZidanSports/status/743916024626438145

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
Oh my God, the Rocky theme here, now, in this very place. We have witnessed something beautiful these past 20 minutes.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

fatherdog posted:

Fabio is going to lose 30-24 and then test positive for Polonium-210

Hahaha

inignot
Sep 1, 2003

WWBCD?
I can only assume the dumbest possible judges decision will now ensue.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Haha I like the commentator openly acknowledging this is a pointless squash

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
this commentator is unironically one of the best I've ever heard. He's just saying whatever the gently caress he feels.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Hace posted:

"are we sure about that? i'm not."

More objective than any other commentator, what can't he do.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Fabio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsJnxlXepsY

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
This announcer is amazing

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
My favorite part is how Fabio beat Fedor nearly to death for four minutes and the commentator's best theory on why he slowed down was that he didn't want to beat the legend.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
I like the commentator saying Fabio quit while he landed clean shot after clean shot

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
"Of course, Fedor will get the victory."

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Bubba Smith posted:

this commentator is unironically one of the best I've ever heard. He's just saying whatever the gently caress he feels.

lol its pretty funny given the overall tone of the event

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Chexoid posted:

Haha I like the commentator openly acknowledging this is a pointless squash

Earlier he was talking with some other guy and he was like "And then he came back to fight that, uh, Indian guy. Why come back to fight opponents like that?"

Fifthace
May 3, 2003

No.
"of course fedor will get the victory. that's for sure"

"there is no reason for him to be proud of himself"

this commentator is the best

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
lol

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
The referee and the judges should all put on their 'FedorTeam' shirts and start hugging him.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
This is the best

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Haha scoring that first round 10-9 is absolute horseshit

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
now sign this man to fight Stipe Miocic

I'm referring to Fabio Maldonado

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
That was cool

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
get Fedor in the UFC now

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Love it.

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
Hahahhaha. Thats beautiful!!!

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
Hahaha this is the greatest fight ever.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
that 28-28 judge will never be heard from again

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
:ortiz:

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Fabio seems happy that he's not gonna get poisoned.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Fifthace posted:

"of course fedor will get the victory. that's for sure"

"there is no reason for him to be proud of himself"

this commentator is the best

I loved that he was like "so much for Fedor to the UFC"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
to me there's nothing funnier conceptually than hand picking an injured opponent that you outweigh and then picking the referee and the judges yourself and then getting beaten to death

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
lmao i just set my watch to that decision 5 minutes in advance

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Fedor is younger right now than Dan Henderson was when Dan Henderson knocked Fedor out, 5 years ago

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

It was amazing seeing the commentator slowly discover the concept of rigged fights himself

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

to me there's nothing funnier conceptually than hand picking an injured opponent that you outweigh and then picking the referee and the judges yourself and then getting beaten to death

on some level I actually deeply respect that Fedor did everything outside of straight up fixing the fight itself.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

to me there's nothing funnier conceptually than hand picking an injured opponent that you outweigh and then picking the referee and the judges yourself and then getting beaten to death

And even the announcer is saying the fix is in.

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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

manyak posted:

Fedor is younger right now than Dan Henderson was when Dan Henderson knocked Fedor out, 5 years ago

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