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CatchrNdRy posted:Oh, what's the use? I'll never be a popular, beloved billionaire like gingerberger. What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? 
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Do over Ham posted:What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
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Aug 7, 2014 02:02
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Do over Ham posted:What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? 
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Aug 7, 2014 02:04
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Skeesix posted:Did that goon just say "what's a battle?" Aurora borealis!? At this time if year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
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Aug 7, 2014 02:12
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gingerberger posted:Aurora borealis!? At this time if year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? I don't make apologies. I'm sorry, that's just the way I am.
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Aug 7, 2014 02:20
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:I don't make apologies. I'm sorry, that's just the way I am. All Do Over Ham has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia?
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Aug 7, 2014 02:29
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TMMadman posted:All Do Over Ham has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to Australia? [kissing the papal ring] I'm really, really, really sorry --
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Aug 7, 2014 02:39
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Do over Ham posted:[kissing the papal ring] I'm really, really, really sorry -- I sentence you.... TO KISS MY rear end!
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Aug 7, 2014 02:48
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Jerusalem posted:I sentence you.... TO KISS MY rear end! But I'm using my whole rear end. 
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Jerusalem posted:I sentence you.... TO KISS MY rear end! Yes! Eat all of our shirts!
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Aug 7, 2014 03:01
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Do over Ham posted:But I'm using my whole rear end. The Simpsons Quote Thread turned into a hardcore sex thread so gradually, I didn't even notice.
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:The Simpsons Quote Thread turned into a hardcore sex thread so gradually, I didn't even notice. I don't know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:09
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:The Simpsons Quote Thread turned into a hardcore sex thread so gradually, I didn't even notice. 
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Skeesix posted:Did that goon just say "what's a battle?" Something was said... something bad...
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Jerusalem posted:I sentence you.... TO KISS MY rear end! 
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Aug 7, 2014 03:29
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All right. But if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife.
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Aug 7, 2014 03:46
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Don't worry! I'll tell them you were Untouchable.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:03
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Aug 7, 2014 04:09
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Do over Ham posted:[kissing the papal ring] I'm really, really, really sorry -- The fake pope can be recognized by his hightop sneakers, and extremely foul mouth.
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Aug 7, 2014 04:16
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:All right. But if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife. BloodDesk, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for myself, but I am so respected it would damage the thread to hear it. Good night.
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IMJack posted:Don't worry! I'll tell them you were Untouchable. Yes! Not the adjective, but rather a reference to a lower caste person in Indian Culture! 
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Aug 7, 2014 04:25
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Jerusalem posted:Yes! Not the adjective, but rather a reference to a lower caste person in Indian Culture! 
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Aug 7, 2014 05:18
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TMMadman posted:BloodDesk, I would appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands. Not so much for myself, but I am so respected it would damage the thread to hear it. Good night. Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? I've traveled the world and the seven seas I am watching you through a camera!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Sweet dreams are made of this Grace, come here. There's a sinister-looking goon I want you to see.
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Aug 7, 2014 05:44
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jscolon2.0 posted:The fake pope can be recognized by his hightop sneakers, and extremely foul mouth. And tonight: the following celebrities have been arrested:
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Well great MondayHotDog, one post in and you ruined the joke explaining the joke  Drink-Mix Man posted:Sweet dreams are made of this Well staring at the italics on these quoted lyrics has melted my heart. MondayHotDog, all is forgiven!
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IMJack posted:And tonight: the following celebrities have been arrested: Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. Doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay: Jerusalem IMJack MondayHotDog Drink-Mix Man TechnoGeek TMMadman jscolon 2.0 Do Over Ham BloodDesk UnderHell
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Aug 7, 2014 06:23
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gingerberger posted:Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. Doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNDqzq42K0
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Aug 7, 2014 06:31
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gingerberger posted:Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. Doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay: Hey! That's a half-truth!
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Aug 7, 2014 06:33
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TMMadman posted:Hey! That's a half-truth! Hey, Come on! You did me twice!
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Aug 7, 2014 06:49
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gingerberger posted:Hey, Come on! You did me twice! Sorry, gingerberger, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
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gingerberger posted:Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. Doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay: This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours!
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Aug 7, 2014 07:00
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CatchrNdRy posted:This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours! Maybe this gingernixon is related? 
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gingerberger posted:Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. Doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay: Oh be nice! 
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Jerusalem posted:Maybe this gingernixon is related? Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Jerusalem, with his "Ohhh, I can't go to prison, Catchr. They'll eat me alive!"
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gingerberger posted:Hey, Come on! You did me twice! We're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:We're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice! I've got sand in my underpants... 
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gingerberger posted:I've got sand in my underpants... My ears are burning! No, they're really burning! I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip!
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