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Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

btw have you guys finally dropped the See You Monday talk?

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 20:54

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Carnotaurus posted:

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Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

screamy�s screaming is very hard to see in dark mode

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:42

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Okay we have :screamy:

now but we don't have :cum: I won't be satisfied until we have :cum:

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:43

DidSomebodySayFIB: Nov 14, 2021; by sebmojo

Hey, long time lurker who just regged to give goondolences to Lowtax.

I wanted to get some clarification on something mostly.

The mentally ill lady posting in here posted this image earlier:

She said it was LadyAmbien attacking her from an alt account.

I doubt the truth behind this, but it seems like whoever sent this did have some evidence against her. Did she fake it? Was it a supporter of LadyAmbien? Who else would have that evidence?

Sorry all, just rubbed me the wrong way, because the messages were quite vile for someone who's the victim in the situation.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:43

Literal Nazi Furry: Jan 27, 2008; Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.
I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

forget furries its all about the scalies now

you are weak of spirit and mind if you can't see they ate both artful

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:44

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

Strangely the forums have made me more educated about and sympathetic to LBGTQ stuff

I mean it�s progress from the way things were

Edit: and I�ve never heard about the Screamy thing despite spending WAY too much time on the forums

Cat Hassler fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Nov 14, 2021

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:44

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

DidSomebodySayFIB posted:

Hey, long time lurker who just regged to give goondolences to Lowtax.

I wanted to get some clarification on something mostly.

The mentally ill lady posting in here posted this image earlier:

She said it was LadyAmbien attacking her from an alt account.

I doubt the truth behind this, but it seems like whoever sent this did have some evidence against her. Did she fake it? Was it a supporter of LadyAmbien? Who else would have that evidence?

Sorry all, just rubbed me the wrong way, because the message was quite vile for someone who's the victim in the situation.

i don't see how it's hard to believe that's her. how would you react in this situation lol

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:45

curlys gold: Jan 17, 2018

uncalled for! posted:

it's crazy how even influential and successful people can have their demons inside. Goondolences to his kids

lol

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:45

Literal Nazi Furry: Jan 27, 2008; Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.
I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

X JAKK posted:

If your fursuit isnt made of skintight velour, I dont want to give you a sniff

more for the rest of us

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:46

Booties: Apr 4, 2006; forever and ever

You think forgetting about a goldfish in the freezer is funny? My father in law left a dead cat in his box freezer for two years because he forgot about it. Thing died in the winter and the ground was too hard for a burial. The only reason he found it was because the cops searched it for drugs when they served him a warrant.

He was also a drug addict and overdosed. Rest in piss.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:46

Boba Pearl: Dec 27, 2019; by Athanatos

hmmm we're all making fun of the domestic abuser, but have you thought about how the women are behaving? lets make sure we're really entangling ourselves in this drama, pitting the mentally ill porn star against the single mom trying to raise her children. This is a good use of our time.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:46

DidSomebodySayFIB: Nov 14, 2021; by sebmojo

g0lbez posted:

i don't see how it's hard to believe that's her. how would you react in this situation lol

Not engage in trolls?

Not start messages with "Keep running your mouth" like an internet bully? Not threaten someone with revenge porn?

She doesn't seem like a victim.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:46

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

DidSomebodySayFIB posted:

Hey, long time lurker who just regged to give goondolences to Lowtax.

I wanted to get some clarification on something mostly.

The mentally ill lady posting in here posted this image earlier:

She said it was LadyAmbien attacking her from an alt account.

I doubt the truth behind this, but it seems like whoever sent this did have some evidence against her. Did she fake it? Was it a supporter of LadyAmbien? Who else would have that evidence?

Sorry all, just rubbed me the wrong way, because the message was quite vile for someone who's the victim in the situation.

We dont really need to extend complete deference to anyone except to the children. Its a chaotic, emotionally turbulent situation for the adults and who knows how that'll manifest besides cum

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:46

StormDrain: May 22, 2003; Thirteen Letter

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SchrodingersCat: Aug 23, 2011

DidSomebodySayFIB posted:

Hey, long time lurker who just regged to give goondolences to Lowtax.

I wanted to get some clarification on something mostly.

The mentally ill lady posting in here posted this image earlier:

She said it was LadyAmbien attacking her from an alt account.

I doubt the truth behind this, but it seems like whoever sent this did have some evidence against her. Did she fake it? Was it a supporter of LadyAmbien? Who else would have that evidence?

Sorry all, just rubbed me the wrong way, because the messages were quite vile for someone who's the victim in the situation.

I find it hard to believe someone dropped :10bux:

just to post this. There's an alt-account at work here but I don't think it's LA's.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:48

Epic Mount: Jun 18, 2007

Help us Dr. Elderion the coupon Overlord you're our only hope.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:48

Boba Pearl: Dec 27, 2019; by Athanatos

SchrodingersCat posted:

I find it hard to believe someone dropped just to post this. There's an alt-account at work here but I don't think it's LA's.

fifteen, cuz you have to buy the avatar too i thought.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:48

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

DidSomebodySayFIB posted:

Hey, long time lurker who just regged to give goondolences to Lowtax.

I wanted to get some clarification on something mostly.

Sure, I'll fall for this.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:48

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

DidSomebodySayFIB posted:

Not engage in trolls?

Not start messages with "Stop running your mouth" like an internet bully?

She doesn't seem like a victim.

i'm glad you know exactly how you would react if your abusive husband killed himself like less than 40 hrs earlier and you earnestly believed the person you're messaging was a significant factor in their death. it's rare that people get that kind of foresight so congrats fucker

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:49

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

It's the same poster, just concern trolling. And posting the same image that had been deleted before.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:49

rabble rabble: Mar 24, 2015; Nap Ghost

Epic Mount posted:

Help us Dr. Elderion the coupon Overlord you're our only hope.

HE JUST RETIRED

HOW DEEP DOES IT GO

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:49

DidSomebodySayFIB: Nov 14, 2021; by sebmojo

Zil posted:

It's the same poster, just concern trolling. And posting the same image that had been deleted before.

I pulled it from their twitter. They're all over the #Lowtax tag.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:50

rabble rabble: Mar 24, 2015; Nap Ghost

are you like drax, do yhou think that if you post really still that we'll mistake you for not the same person

this is an excellent gambit, i look forward to seeing it play out

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:51

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

is real and cool and is my friend

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:51

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

DidSomebodySayFIB posted:

Hey, long time lurker who just regged to give goondolences to Lowtax.

I wanted to get some clarification on something mostly.

The mentally ill lady posting in here posted this image earlier:

She said it was LadyAmbien attacking her from an alt account.

I doubt the truth behind this, but it seems like whoever sent this did have some evidence against her. Did she fake it? Was it a supporter of LadyAmbien? Who else would have that evidence?

Sorry all, just rubbed me the wrong way, because the messages were quite vile for someone who's the victim in the situation.

Hi Futa Snake.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:51

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

We were just talking about some good wholesome stuff, like a goldfish and lowtax being dead, and now this.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:51

Douche4Sale: May 8, 2003; ...and then God said, "Let there be douche!"

Epic Mount posted:

Help us Dr. Elderion the coupon Overlord you're our only hope.

He's retired.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:52

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Where exactly do you see threatening of revenge porn anyway? Threatening revenge porn against a porn star is... well I'm not gonna say it'd be meaningless cuz it'd still suck and hurt them but like... confusing I guess??

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:52

Boba Pearl: Dec 27, 2019; by Athanatos

e: In retrospect, I actually think this image is too gross for the forums.

Boba Pearl fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Nov 14, 2021

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:52

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

DidSomebodySayFIB posted:

Hey, long time lurker who just regged to give goondolences to Lowtax.

I wanted to get some clarification on something mostly.

The mentally ill lady posting in here posted this image earlier:

She said it was LadyAmbien attacking her from an alt account.

I doubt the truth behind this, but it seems like whoever sent this did have some evidence against her. Did she fake it? Was it a supporter of LadyAmbien? Who else would have that evidence?

Sorry all, just rubbed me the wrong way, because the messages were quite vile for someone who's the victim in the situation.

The same person that posted this posted the cum picture, I rest my case

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:52

Epic Mount: Jun 18, 2007

rabble rabble posted:

HE JUST RETIRED

HOW DEEP DOES IT GO

Wait wait wait....
.. Lowtax was Elderion the whole time

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:52

SchrodingersCat: Aug 23, 2011

Epic Mount posted:

Wait wait wait....
.. Lowtax was Elderion the whole time

We are all Lowtax.

Lowtaxception.

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:53

Epic Mount: Jun 18, 2007

Douche4Sale posted:

He's retired.

gently caress THIS PLACE

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:53

Rainbow Knight: Apr 19, 2006; We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

DidSomebodySayFIB posted:

Not engage in trolls?

Not start messages with "Keep running your mouth" like an internet bully? Not threaten someone with revenge porn?

She doesn't seem like a victim.

maybe it was bullshit :shrug:

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:53

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Ugh cum picture person is back aren't they? Can we get more cum pictures or something

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:53

nexous: Jan 14, 2003; I just want to be pure

so I had the same surgery as lowtax spine wise c6-7 cervical fusion. if I shot myself id be terrified the bullet would ricochet off the titanium and just leave me in horrible pain without severing my spinal cord

Wonder if he thought about that

# ? Nov 14, 2021 02:54