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THIS IS WHAT CAPITALISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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Jul 19, 2021 22:48
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big rocket vibes 
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Jul 19, 2021 23:00
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There is little they could do to make that look MORE like a dick without it being incredibly obvious that it is supposed to be a dick
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Jul 19, 2021 23:16
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It's one of the little miracles of physics that the best shape for entering the vastness of space is the very same as for entering the vastness of your mom.
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Jul 19, 2021 23:26
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Killer robot posted:It's one of the little miracles of physics that the best shape for entering the vastness of space is the very same as for entering the vastness of your mom. Call your mom Dyson. Not because she succs but because she's an enormous sphere.
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Jul 19, 2021 23:28
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Whooping Crabs posted:big rocket vibes 
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Jul 19, 2021 23:30
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Killer robot posted:It's one of the little miracles of physics that the best shape for entering the vastness of space is the very same as for entering the vastness of your mom. What does God...need with a space ship?
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Jul 19, 2021 23:36
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Big Money Salvia is a goddamned national treasure. He just loves ASCII rocket ships in his posts. With laser beams. B========D~~~~~
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Jul 19, 2021 23:45
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Railing Kill posted:Big Money Salvia is a goddamned national treasure. He just loves ASCII rocket ships in his posts. With laser beams. I'm glad goon opinion has turned for big money salvia. Like 5 years back or so I just remember everyone being pissed he was posting his yt upload here and calling him an unfunny tryhard. Glad to know more folks like him now. He's pretty drat good.
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Jul 20, 2021 00:59
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He's a funny guy, I like to watch his videos.
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Jul 20, 2021 01:04
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Jul 20, 2021 04:47
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LifeSunDeath posted:Call your mom Dyson. Not because she succs but because she's an enormous sphere. When they say she gets around the solar system, she REALLY gets around the solar system.
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Jul 20, 2021 04:58
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Johnny Aztec posted:There is little they could do to make that look MORE like a dick without it being incredibly obvious that it is supposed to be a dick https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkM4iySAByI
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Jul 20, 2021 05:19
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I went and looked up "phenylcyclohexyl", out of curiosity. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phencyclidine says it's PCP
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Jul 20, 2021 05:43
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That's the good poo poo you use when you need to stop feeling anything, much less a cold.
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Jul 20, 2021 06:05
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Back in my day we had to rely on fever caused delirium if we were lucky and self induced head injury if we weren't.
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Jul 20, 2021 06:16
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bike tory posted:Specifically the story of the planet they travel to is that it used to be like earth until humans trained apes to be a slave race, but became so lazy that they regressed and the apes took over. Then they when they travel back to earth (thanks to a drastic misunderstanding of time dilation and inertial frames and poo poo on the part of the author) hundreds of years have passed and the same thing has happened there. So the whole "it was earth all along" reveal in the movie fits with the book, it's just a narratively more concise way of doing the same thing. Replace "apes" with "machines" and this is every other science fiction story of that time. What was it that made people back then go "Oh no, we taught X to do work for us and now we are extinct because we became So Lazy!"
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Jul 20, 2021 07:27
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Grendels Dad posted:Replace "apes" with "machines" and this is every other science fiction story of that time. What was it that made people back then go "Oh no, we taught X to do work for us and now we are extinct because we became So Lazy!" The absolutely bugfuck insane american puritanical work ethic. The same one that makes you feel guilty for taking time off work or enjoying hobbies.
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Jul 20, 2021 07:32
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Grendels Dad posted:Replace "apes" with "machines" and this is every other science fiction story of that time. What was it that made people back then go "Oh no, we taught X to do work for us and now we are extinct because we became So Lazy!" protestantism + labor reduction devices = anxiety
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Jul 20, 2021 07:33
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Grendels Dad posted:Replace "apes" with "machines" and this is every other science fiction story of that time. What was it that made people back then go "Oh no, we taught X to do work for us and now we are extinct because we became So Lazy!" + "I made you spend your whole life working a job you hate and I need to justify to you that this was a good thing"
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Jul 20, 2021 11:56
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The French were actually quite advanced in their space exploration, ahead of their time and in secret left their mark.
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Jul 20, 2021 12:01
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Grendels Dad posted:Replace "apes" with "machines" and this is every other science fiction story of that time. What was it that made people back then go "Oh no, we taught X to do work for us and now we are extinct because we became So Lazy!" It's a story as old as time. 
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Jul 20, 2021 12:13
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The absolutely bugfuck insane american puritanical work ethic. I can see the general point, but Planet of the Apes was written by a Frenchman.
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Jul 20, 2021 15:52
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FreudianSlippers posted:Or Fight Club Is the godfather the one where the book has an extended "this lady has an absolutely blown out huge vagoo, and can't find a man cause of it" subplot, or is that goodfellas?
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Jul 20, 2021 15:57
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Is the godfather the one where the book has an extended "this lady has an absolutely blown out huge vagoo, and can't find a man cause of it" subplot, or is that goodfellas? yeah it's the godfather and the cure is a monster cock now every time I think of the day of Vito's daughters wedding, I think of Sonny's jizz running down her leg. the sexy image puzo felt it was necessary to include
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Jul 20, 2021 16:01
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Is the godfather the one where the book has an extended "this lady has an absolutely blown out huge vagoo, and can't find a man cause of it" subplot, or is that goodfellas? That's the Godfather. She loved Sonny Corleone because he had a big dong.
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Jul 20, 2021 16:02
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Is the godfather the one where the book has an extended "this lady has an absolutely blown out huge vagoo, and can't find a man cause of it" subplot, or is that goodfellas? Godfather. Goodfellas is somewhat more grounded on account of mostly just being Henry Hill talking poo poo about things he may or may not have done
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Jul 20, 2021 16:05
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Is the godfather the one where the book has an extended "this lady has an absolutely blown out huge vagoo, and can't find a man cause of it" subplot, or is that goodfellas? Well, the huge dong helps, but she also meets a surgeon who repairs her back walls, because it runs deep, so deep
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Jul 20, 2021 16:48
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ElGroucho posted:Well, the huge dong helps, but she also meets a surgeon who repairs her back walls, because it runs deep, so deep All in all, it was a good day.
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Jul 20, 2021 16:53
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Humphreys posted:The French were actually quite advanced in their space exploration, ahead of their time and in secret left their mark. I wonder would cause American and European societies to be anxious over a rebellion by a servant/slave caste?
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Jul 20, 2021 17:13
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https://imgur.com/KC05K65 E: what's the damned format to embed an imgr MP4 on mobile? EE: vvv Thanks -Zydeco- has a new favorite as of 17:59 on Jul 20, 2021 |
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Jul 20, 2021 17:50
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-Zydeco- posted:https://imgur.com/KC05K65 https://i.imgur.com/KC05K65.mp4
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Jul 20, 2021 17:56
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-Zydeco- posted:https://imgur.com/KC05K65 Long press the video and copy the address. It should be something like: i.imgur.com/B1gGaP3.mp4 efb
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Jul 20, 2021 18:01
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FreudianSlippers posted:Or Jaws When I got Jaws from the library, someone had gone through and written things like, "Skip this chapter, NO SHARK!" throughout it.
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Jul 20, 2021 19:32
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IMHO they should've kept the title of the original translation for the movie.  https://i.imgur.com/0s62MMA.png
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Jul 20, 2021 19:42
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3D Megadoodoo posted:IMHO they should've kept the title of the original translation for the movie. More like Bridge on The River Kawaii 
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Jul 20, 2021 19:44
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The absolutely bugfuck insane american puritanical work ethic. Phlegmish posted:I can see the general point, but Planet of the Apes was written by a Frenchman. It's worth remembering that some of the earliest Greek writings we have are old scholars complaining that society will be forever dumbed down because the kids are writing things down instead of memorizing them. As it turns out a universal part of the human experience is "this new thing will surely destroy us!" Another universal part of the human experience is "Look at this (universally relatable happening)! That's the problem with (my country/system/era)!"
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Jul 20, 2021 21:17
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Killer robot posted:As it turns out a universal part of the human experience is "this new thing will surely destroy us!" we should have trusted that instinct
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Jul 20, 2021 21:23
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that's why I never write anything ever wait, poo poo
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