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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


gently caress everything lmao

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

dex_sda posted:

gently caress everything lmao

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Gigi Galli posted:

jesus wept

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
:troll:football

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

i got six images in and then the next one wouldn't load and I think my computer was sparing me some agony so thanks, computer

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Jesus loving Christ

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Kill all sports writers imo

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



https://twitter.com/ShottsBonAccord/status/825360906280386562

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Nice

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
What are you supposed to do according to the rules?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Ah the life expectancy of his hamstrings

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
Great stuff seing footballers being responsible and shortening their commutes

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/10749655/west-ham-fans-mood-change-towards-dimitri-payet-in-january

Sky have found another stupid thing

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Lol, actual research and money spent to discover "fans get mad at player on social media after transfer request"

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ninpo posted:

Lol, actual research and money spent to discover "fans get mad at player on social media after transfer request"

"Indeed, among the most popular emojis used in tweets about Payet after his move was a waving hand, along with a dollar sign, the West Ham Irons symbol and a monkey covering its eyes - possibly reflecting the disbelief that the deal had been done."

I can't not post this:

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
oh my god I didn't make it that far

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Source: *fart noise*

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
What does the monkey emoji actually mean :confused:

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

PirateBob posted:

What does the monkey emoji actually mean :confused:

They're hear no evil/speak no evil/see no evil.

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

PirateBob posted:

What does the monkey emoji actually mean :confused:

west ham fans are racists

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Wrong thread.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


the male one looks like he's ashamed at the size of his dick

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



dex_sda posted:

the male one looks like he's ashamed at the size of his dick

Turn on your monitor

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

http://deadspin.com/apparently-nobody-wants-to-make-it-hard-for-chelsea-to-1791846130 Why do none of these poo poo articles about matches ever include the actual score

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Jason Sextro posted:

http://deadspin.com/apparently-nobody-wants-to-make-it-hard-for-chelsea-to-1791846130 Why do none of these poo poo articles about matches ever include the actual score
Let me guess: Billy Haisley?

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Crazy Ted posted:

Let me guess: Billy Haisley?

The very same. It's multiple paragraphs so I can assume it's more than one sentence this time.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Jason Sextro posted:

http://deadspin.com/apparently-nobody-wants-to-make-it-hard-for-chelsea-to-1791846130 Why do none of these poo poo articles about matches ever include the actual score

Who would even read this article (aside from people itt)? It's just a half assed summary of a match that barely even touches on what actually happened in the match.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
God I hate that loving guy so much.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


blue footed boobie posted:

Who would even read this article (aside from people itt)? It's just a half assed summary of a match that barely even touches on what actually happened in the match.
how likely do you think it that he doesn't actually watch the match and writes entirely based off OPTA and maybe Zonal Marking Dot Net

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

St Evan Echoes posted:

how likely do you think it that he doesn't actually watch the match and writes entirely based off OPTA and maybe Zonal Marking Dot Net
No because I'm pretty sure Billy Haisley has never referenced anything beyond a basic stat. There's no way he isn't one of those people who thinks he's an expert because he watches lots of games on the couch and knows A FOREIGN LANGUAGE!!! Honestly I'm just wondering how many thousands of hours he's put into Football Manager.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Crazy Ted posted:

No because I'm pretty sure Billy Haisley has never referenced anything beyond a basic stat. There's no way he isn't one of those people who thinks he's an expert because he watches lots of games on the couch and knows A FOREIGN LANGUAGE!!! Honestly I'm just wondering how many thousands of hours he's put into Football Manager.

we'll know if he refers to players by their role names that only show up in Football Manager but gently caress if I can read though his poo poo to see if he's ever used the word 'raumdeuter'

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Football Manager is cool and good and while every one of these retards is badly using FM terminology, not every FM player is a bizarre American hipster who feels the need to have a vague lonely interest in European Futbol that he expresses through simplistic memes that he struggles to understand.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
Right thread.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
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Winner, PWM POTM January

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Football Manager is cool and good and while every one of these retards is badly using FM terminology, not every FM player is a bizarre American hipster who feels the need to have a vague lonely interest in European Futbol that he expresses through simplistic memes that he struggles to understand.

You are wrong

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Football Manager is cool and good and while every one of these retards is badly using FM terminology, not every FM player is a bizarre American hipster who feels the need to have a vague lonely interest in European Futbol that he expresses through simplistic memes that he struggles to understand.
This wrong because there are lots of English people who take that game way too loving seriously too.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


A celebration of the cult behind the Football Manager (FM) series of computer games, which have been taking over the lives of football fans for 20 years. Meet the greatest players you never saw. Discover how one game can cause 35 divorces, one honeymoon and a police raid

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FOOTBALL MANAGER PLANNED MY HONEYMOON

By TIM PYKE

It was 2007 and my future wife and I had set a date for our wedding – 08-08-08. a month later, we would go on our honeymoon.

She had been looking at holidays in Spain, Greece or Portugal and I was all for it. But then came the fateful day I started beta-testing the Bulgarian league for Football Manager.

I picked a random team. That team changed the whole concept of holidaying. That team was Nesebar, in the Bulgarian Second Division West.

I grew fond of them and followed their real-life progress. Then I got curious and looked at costs for holidays in Bulgaria. I found out about the holiday resort of Sunny Beach, right next to Nesebar’s football stadium and the prices were excellent. Could I convince the wife-to-be?

Yes I could. Two weeks all-inclusive was cheaper than one week half-board at any of the other locations, so it was set. September 5, 2008 I was flying out to Bulgaria. Now I needed to figure out a way to go and see Nesebar in action.

A week into the honeymoon the opportunity arrived.

We made some new friends out there and the girls wanted to split off to have some girlie time. I convinced the lads to go see the football. Although the wife knew I went to the football match, to this day she doesn’t know I chose Bulgaria because of the team I saw play out there.

FALSE No.999

By ADAM CLERY

There was no greater example of my commitment to FM than when my parents were away and I got my Hibernian side to the Uefa Cup final.

While I was hooking my laptop up to the TV downstairs, I thought, ‘You should wear your suit for this. If it was a real game you’d wear a suit’. So I did.

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
You haven't played FM properly until you've taped out an exact size technical area around your desk and paced around in it for 90 minutes while your FM bar sways left to right in real, soul destroying, time

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