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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

90s Cringe Rock posted:

try the killdozer one, it's a lot less awful and has the phrase "all small business owners are crazy" several times.

also gently caress killdozer guy.

I’ve never heard anyone here cancel killdozer

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Alan Smithee posted:

I’ve never heard anyone here cancel killdozer

its great find a link or give donoteat a dollar (give him a dollar either way he has beer to buy)

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


2 pages ago but you can't make this poo poo up

quote:

Hall was accused of being affiliated with the Aryan Brotherhood and being a member of a skinhead street gang known as Public Enemy No. 1, or PENI.

Videos of Hall announcing his allegiance to PENI, and self-proclaimed status as a “neo-Nazi” have surfaced online.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Blast of Confetti posted:

its great find a link or give donoteat a dollar (give him a dollar either way he has beer to buy)

Here's the killdozer episode - it's very much a 'never meet your heroes' kind of story lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvl_7_Up7zU&t=1s

Also, give the guy a buck or two. his videos are great
https://www.patreon.com/donoteat/

Yavuz
Oct 9, 2019

I googled the DoD Network Information Center, and it turns out that it's probably just their ISP borrowing a DoD-reserved IP address for internal use, lmao

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Alan Smithee posted:

I’ve never heard anyone here cancel killdozer

he loving sucks when you go a fraction of an inch deeper than the contemporary media reports that most of us naively slurped up

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

this is incredibly dangerous, but goddamn that cover is hilarious

e: lmao it’s literally just transcripts of podcasts she’s been on

aware of dog has issued a correction as of 14:41 on Oct 25, 2019

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Slugnoid posted:

Here's the killdozer episode - it's very much a 'never meet your heroes' kind of story lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvl_7_Up7zU&t=1s

Also, give the guy a buck or two. his videos are great
https://www.patreon.com/donoteat/

seconding giving donoteat a dollar

Killdozer is a fun myth but a hosed up real story about how insane small business owners are

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

It's also worth pointing out that while he didn't kill anyone other than himself, that was not because of any particular effort on his part. He knocked down buildings that were occupied until shortly before and he's only not a murderer because he (or his intended victims) was lucky.

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Azathoth posted:

It's also worth pointing out that while he didn't kill anyone other than himself, that was not because of any particular effort on his part. He knocked down buildings that were occupied until shortly before and he's only not a murderer because he (or his intended victims) was lucky.
I just now realized y'all weren't talking about Killmonger from Black Panther. (facepalm)

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Kill[monger/dozer] Did Nothing Wrong

ATP_Power
Jun 12, 2010

This is what fascinates me most in existence: the peculiar necessity of imagining what is, in fact, real.


Killmonger never dumped all his poop into an irrigation ditch behind his shack cause he was too cheap to get a proper sewer hookup.

Seriously, watch DnE's video killdozer guy sucked.

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
Watched the DNE video and small business owners are all psychotic holy poo poo

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

BattleMaster posted:

if the kind of people interested in what jorp has to say kill themselves voluntarily I'm okay with it

yeah, it's basically like when QAnon supporters started drinking bleach as a cure-all

'you know what? You keep drinkin' that bleach. In fact, you should drink more bleach'

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Zeroisanumber posted:

Feds actually deciding to start taking 8chan psychos seriously is one of the better things to come out of this foul year.

Excellent example of the cycle of the cops letting violent right wingers get away with poo poo, and violent right wingers never being satisfied with what they're currently getting away with.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
*the 12th mass shooter in a row livestreams himself to a specific website while users of that specific website cheer and say they're going to do a mass shooting too and post instructions on how to do a mass shooting most effectively*


Cop, slow to get up from the couch: ughhhhhhh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine I'll loving do something about it, are you happy now? Christ

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
What the gently caress sorta cuck needs instructions on maximising bodycount? The U.S. military does just fine and they're acting on instinct alone.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Tubgoat posted:

What the gently caress sorta cuck needs instructions on maximising bodycount? The U.S. military does just fine and they're acting on instinct alone.

The kind that has limited ability to comprehend that reality will not play out like their violent wankfantasies, people behave unpredictably, firing from the hip is actually hard when you've got moving targets, guns are surprisingly loud, etc.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


hey, it's that Watch & Weight thread in book form

maybe Peterson will start hocking ox steroids next?

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005

silentsnack posted:

The kind that has limited ability to comprehend that reality will not play out like their violent wankfantasies, people behave unpredictably, firing from the hip is actually hard when you've got moving targets, guns are surprisingly loud, etc.

In other words,

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Mary Annette posted:

In other words,



I'm so glad this guy was a complete failure instead of just the normal kind of failure so we can have a good laugh about him without having to consider his victims.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Hellsau posted:

I'm so glad this guy was a complete failure instead of just the normal kind of failure so we can have a good laugh about him without having to consider his victims.

yeah

but for every fail shooter there follows 10 who kill at least one person (themselves don't count)

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1187714914326106114
facebook: bad

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

this is wild.

i was under the impression that attomwaffen formed through some kind of white nationalist messageboard whose posters really liked james mason's siege, and only after that these dprk cultists (who became satanist or something?) kind of took over the org. i forget the details of the whole thing, but at that point i stopped keeping up with this thread because poo poo was getting too bizarre

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Hellsau posted:

I'm so glad this guy was a complete failure instead of just the normal kind of failure so we can have a good laugh about him without having to consider his victims.

Did he manage to stream his failure, because that might be kinda funny to watch.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
did they ever learn about gladius shooters background?

like just lol at picking a federal court house as your target

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

cumshitter posted:

did they ever learn about gladius shooters background?

like just lol at picking a federal court house as your target

The most unbelievable thing I’ve learned about these idiots is that they believe all the poo poo they say. If you think your enemies are all weak degenerates, what is there to concern you?

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mary Annette posted:

In other words,



chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Who's got the "guns are for pussies" edit of this guy?

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

The most unbelievable thing I’ve learned about these idiots is that they believe all the poo poo they say. If you think your enemies are all weak degenerates, what is there to concern you?

Pretty standard Nazi contradiction, they would alternate between the Jews being weak and degenerate then impossibly powerful and back to weak and degenerate depending on what they needed at the time.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Azathoth posted:

Pretty standard Nazi contradiction, they would alternate between the Jews being weak and degenerate then impossibly powerful and back to weak and degenerate depending on what they needed at the time.
If only Umberto Eco was still alive, I'm sure he'd be able to summarize this sort of phenomenon with some sort of pithy expression.

Flutch
Jun 26, 2008

FMguru posted:

If only Umberto Eco was still alive, I'm sure he'd be able to summarize this sort of phenomenon with some sort of pithy expression.

Eco posted:

8. The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies....Jews are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
:monocle:

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

why does this look so much like a bad edit of a 90s thriller movie

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
The camera man unknowingly captured the exact moment when Jorp felt his penis fall off due to his warped diet.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

Grape posted:

Did he manage to stream his failure, because that might be kinda funny to watch.

I think a lot about how there's a parallel universe where the christchurch shooter says "Subscribe to pewdiepie!" then gets his gun caught in the sling, shoots himself in the leg, collapses, and cries until the police arrive and the entire thing gets streamed.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

it looks like her head was photoshopped onto a nude body and then they photoshopped a bikini onto the body seperately

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
mikhaila peterson makes my skin crawl because every time she comes up it's because she's posing in a bikini to help her dad shill something

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Tactical sand!

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LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Bushiz posted:

it looks like her head was photoshopped onto a nude body and then they photoshopped a bikini onto the body seperately

Ok, I'm not alone, that bikini looks like that body is not wearing it and the head is for sure like 15 shades redder than the rest of the body.

To say nothing about all the other godawful editing choices, of course ~

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