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MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Mantis42 posted:

feel pretty stupid for loving once and never again, might have had magick powers

I'm 31, never had sex, I ain't got magic powers.

I managed to not turn into a hateful incel who hates women though so yay? :shrug:

Edit: gently caress, what a bad snipe.

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old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
jfc guys

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

MonsieurChoc posted:

I'm 31, never had sex, I ain't got magic powers.

I managed to not turn into a hateful incel who hates women though so yay? :shrug:

Edit: gently caress, what a bad snipe.

you masturbated too much, smh

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Shitposting to own myself.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
he who does not gently caress for fear of Cuck has already Cucked himself

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Spergin Morlock posted:

also richard branson throwing a concert there.



who was it that posted a caption for this pic along the lines of

"hello, CIA? hey can you come pick me up? the coup is over. no, I lost. they saw you dropping me off and did a pretty devastating rhyme about it"

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

https://twitter.com/DanRather/status/796153070786924544?s=19

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



I'd Rather.......... Not :frogc00l:

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat


he threw away his shot

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
lol I got all sorts of texts from Dem volunteers turning out votes and of course was like "duh."

in the shell shock of Wednesday morning I cheered myself up by replying to them with "thanks for the reminder, going to vote right now!"

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

mooyashi posted:

lol I got all sorts of texts from Dem volunteers turning out votes and of course was like "duh."

in the shell shock of Wednesday morning I cheered myself up by replying to them with "thanks for the reminder, going to vote right now!"

lol

Popular Human
Jul 17, 2005

and if it's a lie, terrorists made me say it
Barack Obama cried during a Sandy Hook press conference and conservative pundits spent a week insisting he’d faked it by putting drops in his eyes.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Popular Human posted:

Barack Obama cried during a Sandy Hook press conference and conservative pundits spent a week insisting he’d faked it by putting drops in his eyes.

thanks for reminding me of glenn beck's fake tears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m692Tqbnbxo

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
John Ashcroft spent $8000 on drapes to hide the titties on a DoJ statue

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
when people thought this account was real

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/1146751095756197888

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

lmao

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
a gaggle of adorable 7 year olds brought their hand turkeys and earth day macaroni dioramas to diane feinsteins office and she individually wrenched each of them by the wrist over to the nearby stair case and threw them down it, spitting after them and having their teacher thrown in jail

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

when people thought this account was real



But it is op

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
Michael Avenatti is going to win

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Feldegast42 posted:

But it is op

im p sure if it was real it'd be adderall & piss play

crack & dicksucking is more of a rob ford type idea

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Krankenstyle posted:

im p sure if it was real it'd be adderall & piss play

crack & dicksucking is more of a rob ford type idea

thanks for reminding me about rob ford

lol

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
There was a rebuttal to "Eve of Destruction" called "Dawn of Correction" released in 1965:

quote:

The western world has a common dedication
To keep free people from Red domination
And maybe you can't vote, boy, but man your battle stations
Or there'll be no need for votin' in future generations

So over and over again, you keep sayin' it's the end
But I say you're wrong, we're just on the dawn of correction

There are buttons to push in two mighty nations
But who's crazy enough to risk annihilation?
The buttons are there to ensure negotiation
So don't be afraid, boy, it's our only salvation

[chorus]

You tell me that marches won't bring integration
But look what it's done for the voter registration
Be thankful our country allows demonstrations
Instead of condemnin', make some recommendations
I don't understand the cause of your aggravation
You mean to tell me, boy, it's not a better situation?

[chorus]

You missed all the good in your evaluation
What about the things that deserve commendation?
Where there once was no cure, there's vaccination
Where there once was a desert, there's vegetation
Self-government's replacing colonization
What about the Peace Corp. organization?
Don't forget the work of the United Nations

[chorus]

[chorus]

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Action Jacktion posted:

There was a rebuttal to "Eve of Destruction" called "Dawn of Correction" released in 1965:

even the lovely right wing reactionary pop culture was more progressive than today’s. They praise decolonization, Peace corps and the UN

no dad im not gay!
Jan 30, 2007

When Zuckerberg was for sure building up to a presidential run lol

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

paul_soccer10 posted:

a gaggle of adorable 7 year olds brought their hand turkeys and earth day macaroni dioramas to diane feinsteins office and she individually wrenched each of them by the wrist over to the nearby stair case and threw them down it, spitting after them and having their teacher thrown in jail

is this even a joke?

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

no dad im not gay! posted:

When Zuckerberg was for sure building up to a presidential run lol

Zuck sending his mii to Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

no dad im not gay! posted:

When Zuckerberg was for sure building up to a presidential run lol

building up cushions to testify before congress

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Accident Underwater posted:

Zuck sending his mii to Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria

Zuck eating a dry piece of toast

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DoubleDonut posted:

Zuck eating a dry piece of toast

Zuck taking the toast from the toaster, placing it on a plate, then immediately picking it up again to eat it

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/Y9UCF88.gifv

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

building up cushions to testify before congress

https://www.twitter.com/uwebollocks/status/1062861830933151745

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

building up cushions to testify before congress

https://i.imgur.com/WdCbAxF.mp4

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
lol remember zuckerberg's booster seat?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Tulip posted:

thanks for reminding me about rob ford

lol

reminder that the happy go lucky crackhead politician also savagely beat his wife and child

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/766246213079498752?lang=en

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


mooyashi posted:

lol I got all sorts of texts from Dem volunteers turning out votes and of course was like "duh."

in the shell shock of Wednesday morning I cheered myself up by replying to them with "thanks for the reminder, going to vote right now!"

lmao

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/449322143235735553?s=19

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cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Zuck only ever wearing a grey shirt and jeans

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