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A Stupid Baby posted:Well then chew on this: If terrorists truly wanted to bring down the United States, they could simply peacefully emigrate here, then once a month one of them could off a cop, leave some clues, then kill themselves in a hidden location forcing an expensive and fruitless manhunt with increasingly more complicated military hardware in a fruitless search for the culprit.
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varna posted:It would be be pretty funny if he just took a greyhound to Arizona and has been washing dishes at a restaurant for the last 3 weeks while all this has been going on.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 19:32 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:"Everybody! I have a message!! The police chief's forklift skidded on a diaper and went down over the Susquehanna River...It spun in...there were no survivors!"
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 20:44 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:"Everybody! I have a message!! The police chief's forklift skidded on a diaper and went down over the Susquehanna River...It spun in...there were no survivors!" I was actually thinking of the last episode of the series where the pretend marine that everyone loves is looking out the window waving goodbye to all his pretend marine friends and the diaper sniper is clearly visible like ten feet away and no one sees him.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 20:52 |
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A Stupid Baby posted:Well then chew on this: If terrorists truly wanted to bring down the United States, they could simply peacefully emigrate here, then once a month one of them could off a cop, leave some clues, then kill themselves in a hidden location forcing an expensive and fruitless manhunt with increasingly more complicated military hardware in a fruitless search for the culprit. i live in an ivory tower and LOVE when cops/olds die. i will chew on this post rest assured friend
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:34 |
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Ivory tower west coaster here chiming in to say I never buy anything made/manufactured in a non-coastal place. Just wouldn't be right.
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 21:55 |
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real talk though how would i go about acquiring the ivory tower i am owed as a left coast resident
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:22 |
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"Left coast"
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:24 |
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look uout, there's a crazy man up in that ivory tower, and he has a rifle!
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:31 |
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John Denver Hoxha posted:look uout, there's a crazy man up in that ivory tower, and he has a rifle! gently caress the pigs! left coast! *hurls soiled diaper from ivory tower*
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# ? Oct 8, 2014 22:38 |
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left coast worst coast
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Hungry Joe posted:Anyone saying this money would have been responsibly used for the betterment of the world if frein wasn't on the run is a loving moron. hth I think that people are generally good. *watches Cartoon Network*
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 02:22 |
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Stay safe diaper sniper.
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 02:30 |
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They found some diary entries from the guy. Among them: Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some statie wearing glowsticks, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 03:22 |
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El_Elegante posted:They found some diary entries from the guy. Hemmingway lives.
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 04:52 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:"Everybody! I have a message!! The police chief's forklift skidded on a diaper and went down over the Susquehanna River...It spun in...there were no survivors!" lmao
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 04:56 |
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The_Raven posted:I believe these are the Mighty Heroes you're looking for... at least one of them...
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 09:25 |
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quote:The Daily Show's senior correspondent Samantha Bee was planning on doing an in-depth piece on police shootings for Wednesday night's show, a piece which would begin with the data. http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/v4l2pe/a-shot-in-the-dark
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 09:26 |
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A Stupid Baby posted:I can't believe you morons are hero-worshiping some murderous thug for forcing the police to spend millions of dollars looking for him in this economic climate where old people are dying 10-20 years earlier than they need to because medical costs have ballooned and Medicaid doesn't cover poo poo anymore. So you'd have us buy rooks to carry around kid's dying, senile, great grandparents?
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Al Borland posted:So you'd have us buy rooks to carry around kid's dying, senile, great grandparents? Well, they'd need to be retrofit for civilian use, but yes.
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The_Raven posted:I believe these are the Mighty Heroes you're looking for... at least one of them... was epilepsy not a thing in the 70s or what
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PoconoHermit posted:Today's ride home in the ol' bagel truck: fuk yea perez prado is a boss. sorry about all the pests in your yard. if they're still around this weekend give out coffee with added laxatives. they won't take it back to the nest to kill their queen, but it will reduce their presence temporarily
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A Stupid Baby posted:I can't believe you morons are hero-worshiping some murderous thug for forcing the police to spend millions of dollars looking for him in this economic climate where old people are dying 10-20 years earlier than they need to because medical costs have ballooned and Medicaid doesn't cover poo poo anymore. actually this is good because nothing is really going to change one way or the other except maybe the police can crack down a bit more but at least we got some sick memes out of this ordeal
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 12:25 |
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"I can only describe Eric Frein's actions as pure evil," Bivens said after reading the letter. "Every so often, true evil rears its ugly head and we must deal with it." https://gma.yahoo.com/eric-frein-described-killing-trooper-handwritten-letter-police-205738132--abc-news-topstories.html
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 14:00 |
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the sun slowly rises as frein finishes eating some cold tuna and uncooked cup-noodles he removes his soiled diaper and places it next to his half-finshed breakfast the chill air causes his breath to hang in front of his face somewhere in the distance, a cop falls out of a tree frein's day begins
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 15:05 |
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CSI: Lehigh Valley is going to be amazing Forensic Examiner: Are you ever going to stop obsessing over these soiled diapers and catch this guy? I have 200 more of these to do in the back! Unflappable Detective: That...Depends *Pulls down night vision goggles, drives away on uparmored forklift*
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:47 |
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Robo Reagan posted:actually this is good because nothing is really going to change one way or the other except maybe the police can crack down a bit more but at least we got some sick memes out of this ordeal the memes are the good poo poo here. lets not lose sight of that fact.
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Lazyfire posted:CSI: Lehigh Valley is going to be amazing but to correct you its not a forklift its a bobcat
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 16:51 |
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Cream_Filling posted:
That is a loving forklift or a skid loader or whatever and costs $250k.
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 18:14 |
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Lazyfire posted:
the generic name is skid steer or track loader but bobcat is the most popular brand.
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 18:18 |
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so they said a thousand cops had him trapped in a 5 mile area like two weeks ago lol
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 18:53 |
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have any cops slipped on a banana peel yet?
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 18:56 |
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rezatahs posted:actually i have reconsider my hero criteria. the fact that he is making these gi joe wannabes waste millions of dollars as they stomp through the woods and probe lovely diapers that likely have no connection to him at all makes him a real american hero. lol its not the cops' money being wasted its the taxpayers'. cops are getting a massive payday from this with all that OT
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 19:40 |
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CharlestonJew posted:lol its not the cops' money being wasted its the taxpayers'. cops are getting a massive payday from this with all that OT jesus truly blsd this country
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 19:54 |
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CharlestonJew posted:lol its not the cops' money being wasted its the taxpayers'. cops are getting a massive payday from this with all that OT what if the cops murdered their own in a drunken argument and then framed frein, murdered him, and then said, "well gently caress it might as well clock a billion OT dollars"
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 20:29 |
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Frein was framed
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 20:48 |
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Miltank posted:Frein was framed There was a second pooper
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 21:04 |
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stay safe based diaper sniper
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# ? Oct 9, 2014 21:42 |
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i drove by a big Ring Power location today and was looking at their lot for a Rook but all their skid steers were yellow, i will have to drive by their Tactical Solutions office one day they list a brand new F550 with a huge two-axle fifth wheel trailer as an optional accessory for The Rook enziarro fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Oct 9, 2014 |
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Alas Boobylon posted:what if the cops murdered their own in a drunken argument and then framed frein, murdered him, and then said, "well gently caress it might as well clock a billion OT dollars" i guarantee 100% this is what happened now that you mention it.
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