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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

hey red sox what the gently caress

# ? Jul 23, 2017 03:54

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 13:41

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Poque posted:

Beltre is 13 away from 3,000 hits. MLB is astonishingly quiet about this

I assume they'll start hyping it when he's within 5. Alternately, baseball will continue to fail to publicize Beltre and his adorable romance with Andrus because they are absolutely terrible at capitalizing on good personalities.

In related news, Albert is 3-3 on the night, which puts him at 2911 for his career.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 03:55

alpha_destroy: Mar 23, 2010; Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

Grittybeard posted:

Back to back jacks for the Royals.

Also KC will probably have three 20 homer guys this year if they don't trade anyone, which seems rare for this dumb team.

Five in the game. Three in an inning. Two by Moose.

This has to be the best power hitting team in franchise history.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 04:13

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Massive "Let's go Stros" chant at Camden

Finally I can be part of the rear end in a top hat road fandom

e: Altuve would have been dead to rights, glad he listened to the third base coach instead of Springer

# ? Jul 23, 2017 04:19

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

McCullers looks awful today

# ? Jul 23, 2017 19:16

The Berzerker: Feb 24, 2006; treat me like a dog

I kind of want the Jays to just lose nonstop until the end of the month so that maybe management does something drastic. I can't watch this poo poo anymore. It's not tanking, it's just bad-to-mediocre every single game, which is really boring and frustrating to watch.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 19:27

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Big Mean Jerk posted:

McCullers looks awful today

He's been pretty bad since the ASG. Something is up.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 19:52

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Aoki saw all these injuries and thought "This is my time to shine".

# ? Jul 23, 2017 20:45

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Just turned Braves/Dodgers on, what happened with Kershaw?

# ? Jul 23, 2017 21:46

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Braves broke Kershaw

Your welcome, rest of the NL.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Just turned Braves/Dodgers on, what happened with Kershaw?

Eh they are just saying he tweaked something but who knows with pitchers.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 21:47

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Wait was that back to back to back?

3 in the inning at least.

e: oh no, Escobar grounded out in between #2 and 3.

Holy poo poo I wasn't watching but the Royals actually did this today. Merrifield/Bonifacio/Hosmer back to back to back.

Merrifield of all people has two homers today.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 21:53

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Royals walk off again :unsmith:

# ? Jul 23, 2017 22:24

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Matt loving Adams

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:45

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Matt loving Adams

That was awesome, now the game is in the hands of our bullpen oh noooooo

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:49

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Strasburg out after two innings too.

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:51

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Is it to late to jump back on the braves bandwagon?

Asking for a friend

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:54

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

Is it to late to jump back on the braves bandwagon?

Asking for a friend

Yes gently caress you(r friend)

# ? Jul 23, 2017 23:57

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Matt loving Adams

that's not really something that happens against Kenley Jansen

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:00

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

elentar posted:

that's not really something that happens against Kenley Jansen

It ended a streak of 34 consecutive saves, loving hell Janesn is a monster. :stare:

Also lol the Cardinals gave up Adams for cash considerations and a lottery ticket.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:04

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

Is it to late to jump back on the braves bandwagon?

Asking for a friend

I saved you from disappointment you're welcome

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:16

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

I really loving hate Jim Johnson. He's too bad to trade so now we are stuck with him.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:16

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Eltoasto posted:

I really loving hate Jim Johnson. He's too bad to trade so now we are stuck with him.

Just a reminder we traded Kimbrel for two guys who are no longer on the team and Matt Wisler.

At the time he was tied with Baltimore's closer with the league lead at 50 saves.

Guess who that closer was?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:20

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Preemptive gently caress national broadcasts

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:52

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Preemptive gently caress national broadcasts

Who's worse fox or espn

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:53

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

bump_fn posted:

Who's worse fox or espn

tbs

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:55

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

bump_fn posted:

Who's worse fox or espn

Fox, so we're getting the lesser of two evils tonight

Bob James posted:

tbs

The correct answer

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:55

Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

bump_fn posted:

Who's worse fox or espn

yes

# ? Jul 24, 2017 00:58

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

At least we get Rossy back :unsmith:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:02

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

god drat it, Javy

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:11

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Oh so it's gonna be this kind of game

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:11

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

that tricky wrigley dirt

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:12

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Holy poo poo, Heyward :stonk:

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:12

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

nice send

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:16

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Carp is such a bad baserunner.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:16

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

that third base coach is retarded

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:16

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Lol beaten out by Kyle

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:16

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

lol

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:17

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

Carp is such a bad baserunner.

Do the Cardinals even have good base runners? I thought the TOOTBLAN was their gimmick this year.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:18

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Sydin posted:

Do the Cardinals even have good base runners? I thought the TOOTBLAN was their gimmick this year.

Pham is good. that's about it.

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:19

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 13:41

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Dex?

# ? Jul 24, 2017 01:21

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