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Serf
May 5, 2011


Matoi Ryuko posted:

When's the payoff? It doesn't seem at all like he's even feeling the slightest bit of heat from this whole thing. Or maybe they're just good at keeping up appearances?

the payoff is in 8 years when ivanka trump gets elected as our next president

ed balls

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Schnorkles posted:

Labrador is about as smart as a dog, tbf.

dogs are dumb as hell though

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Ramadu posted:

*flips through the constitution* nothin in the rulebook saying a dog cant be president!!!!

I can't believe there's no air bud movie where he becomes the president

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Iron Crowned posted:

If you're tired of this winning already, just you wait, we have 8 more years of winning ahead of us!

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Serf posted:

the payoff is in 8 years when ivanka trump gets elected as our next president

ed balls

[davy jones voice] RELEASE THE SEXTAPE

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Iron Crowned posted:

dogs are dumb as hell though

*nods*

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

They've cracked the trump code! Clapping is his weakness!

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Matoi Ryuko posted:

When's the payoff? It doesn't seem at all like he's even feeling the slightest bit of heat from this whole thing. Or maybe they're just good at keeping up appearances?

it's this

trump is a master of making people think he's better than he actually is

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Ramadu posted:

*flips through the constitution* nothin in the rulebook saying a dog cant be president!!!!

I eagerly await the supreme court decision re: dog years & constitutional eligibility for the office.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

zen death robot posted:

I don't think the Hulkster is a good look for anyone these days

:agreed: Have you seen Jesse Ventura lately?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


lol this is retarded

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/844943239341838336

if it passes the whole country is north carolina

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

my god the winning

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Flavius Belisarius posted:

C-SPAN should play this all day if they don't actually vote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLZoDvITzv8

:worship:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

:toot:

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Thoguh posted:

I eagerly await the supreme court decision re: dog years & constitutional eligibility for the office.

I'd vote for a dog over most of the dipshits in the House atm

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


can't get enough of baltimora lately

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

Turdfuzz posted:

get ur toxxes in now!

Mods permaban me if it passes

Serf
May 5, 2011


Augus posted:

lol this is retarded

you can keep repeating this for the next 8 years and it will remain relevant

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
this country has a major problem with hating poo poo and then voting for it anyway

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

and no one that votes for it will lose in 2018 because republican voters are stupid hick cucks

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


yeah but what do the incredibly rich think because that's literally all that matters

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

succ posted:

Mods permaban me if it passes

:rip:

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

you have to be 35 to be president and i don't think any dog lives that long. dog years aren't real

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Gringostar posted:

it's this

trump is a master of making people think he's better than he actually is

you might say he is a man that inspires... confidence. a confidence man, if you will.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

I'm sorry but that man is suffering from stage 4 neoliberalism. Symptoms include frequent retweets of Evan McMullin, Louise Mensch, and Rick Wilson.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Schnorkles posted:

my god the winning

the smell of FREEDOM is in the air

Serf
May 5, 2011



sad fuckers don't realize that we like in a plutocracy lol

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Has there ever been a lovely poll for something they are trying to pass?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


prefect posted:

When this passes, I want to hear apologies from all the assholes who were confident it was going nowhere. :mad:

When this bill passes I'm going to have the biggest longest orgasm of my life. I can't wait.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Serf posted:

you can keep repeating this for the next 8 years and it will remain relevant

like when hilldog's pinned tweet for the entire election was "The thing Trump just said is awful and disgusting" and it was always correct

Serf
May 5, 2011


Winkie01 posted:

Has there ever been a lovely poll for something they are trying to pass?

yes the presidential election

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
17% is down to like.. root canal approval ratings

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

oddium posted:

you have to be 35 to be president and i don't think any dog lives that long. dog years aren't real

thats why we gotta freeze it for a couple decades

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



trump's account just twootled again

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/844943801848414209

Serf
May 5, 2011


Fullhouse posted:

like when hilldog's pinned tweet for the entire election was "The thing Trump just said is awful and disgusting" and it was always correct

and yet

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


I'm constantly going back and forth between states of "lol nothing matters" and "i want to scream and smash a brick against my face"

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


oddium posted:

you have to be 35 to be president and i don't think any dog lives that long. dog years aren't real

there are rules for this tho. thats a flagrant 2 ur outta here mister

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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MaxxBot posted:

I'm sorry but that man is suffering from stage 4 neoliberalism. Symptoms include frequent retweets of Evan McMullin, Louise Mensch, and Rick Wilson.

lol

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Citizen Tayne posted:

When this bill passes I'm going to have the biggest longest orgasm of my life. I can't wait.

:same:

not even cumshitter would be able to contain me

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