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Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/maxsparber/status/1243562388483379202

I really feel bad for Frum families who won't be able to avail of themselves of modern technology to even have a virtual big family Seder. :smith:

# ? Mar 28, 2020 01:00

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 07:09

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1243675568639483907

# ? Mar 28, 2020 01:54

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/1243438863554658305

# ? Mar 28, 2020 01:58

grittyreboot: Oct 2, 2012

This guy's doing more to help than the federal government
https://twitter.com/petershankman/status/1243611688659750914?s=09

# ? Mar 28, 2020 03:11

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

grittyreboot posted:

This guy's doing more to help than the federal government
https://twitter.com/petershankman/status/1243611688659750914?s=09

Pro. loving. Click.

# ? Mar 28, 2020 03:18

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Pro. loving. Click.

# ? Mar 28, 2020 03:23

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

grittyreboot posted:

This guy's doing more to help than the federal government
https://twitter.com/petershankman/status/1243611688659750914?s=09

https://twitter.com/DrNickMilne/status/1243557008546070528

# ? Mar 28, 2020 03:26

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

CommonShore posted:

https://twitter.com/DrNickMilne/status/1243557008546070528

Request denied

# ? Mar 28, 2020 03:32

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/JSJisDuke/status/1243299559968661504

Duke Nukem was the original toilet drinking challenger

# ? Mar 28, 2020 03:48

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/Ad_Inifinitum/status/1243675568639483907

Had to

# ? Mar 28, 2020 03:48

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/Jimllpaintit/status/1243554528680706049

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

why was this probated?

# ? Mar 28, 2020 03:54

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Alan Smithee posted:

why was this probated?

I think PotY was just handing out sixers to people that asked who wanted some synchronised swimming pictures on their rap sheet.

# ? Mar 28, 2020 03:56

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Alan Smithee posted:

why was this probated?

I guess it was my last post when I took advantage of this limited time offer:

Pastry of the Year posted:

Anyone who wants one of these wonderful, terrible images added to their rap sheet for the low price of a 6 hour probation, PM me.

e: bazaar closed for now, thank you for loving the gorgeous ladies of goofing off in the pool

# ? Mar 28, 2020 03:57

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

https://twitter.com/BUSSCRO/status/1243612170405007366?s=20

# ? Mar 28, 2020 03:58

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

https://twitter.com/uscpsc/status/1243734777158684674?s=21

# ? Mar 28, 2020 04:26

Mill Village: Jul 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/lmvtacab/status/1243203987945512964?s=21

# ? Mar 28, 2020 04:45

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

CommonShore posted:

https://twitter.com/DrNickMilne/status/1243557008546070528

gently caress off Nick

# ? Mar 28, 2020 04:46

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Mill Village posted:

https://twitter.com/lmvtacab/status/1243203987945512964?s=21

Had me in that first half, not going to lie.

# ? Mar 28, 2020 04:55

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Pththya-lyi posted:

https://twitter.com/dusttodigital/status/1243544004001701889

When she says "jurpitee" :3:

# ? Mar 28, 2020 05:00

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

mind the walrus posted:

gently caress off Nick

Agreed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N8G_3pF6qE

(edit: sry, forgot this was the Tweet thread. I don't use Twitter, but it seemed topical to the discussion.)

# ? Mar 28, 2020 05:00

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Memento posted:

Had me in that first half, not going to lie.

They don't realise you can have a trigger for the guillotine that is a safe distance away. You can maintain social distance quite easily while improving the world.

# ? Mar 28, 2020 05:05

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

Inceltown posted:

They don't realise you can have a trigger for the guillotine that is a safe distance away. You can maintain social distance quite easily while improving the world.

they aren't gonna march themselves into it tho

# ? Mar 28, 2020 05:23

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Inceltown posted:

They don't realise you can have a trigger for the guillotine that is a safe distance away. You can maintain social distance quite easily while improving the world.

That's fine for the executioner, but do you think the ruling class are going to just meekly walk up and stick their heads in the hole? Someone's going to have to frogmarch them in there, and that could expose that poor soul to the roni

E: f, b

# ? Mar 28, 2020 05:27

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

Mill Village posted:

https://twitter.com/lmvtacab/status/1243203987945512964?s=21

I won�t stand for this misinformation.

# ? Mar 28, 2020 05:27

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Inceltown posted:

Poor cumshitter, you'd really think he'd be more in demand in this time of crisis but here we are.

# ? Mar 28, 2020 06:13

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

we have been exalting the chad, and vilifying the incel

or vice versa

but point is you can't have a hot dog without the buns

# ? Mar 28, 2020 07:08

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

https://twitter.com/VellMack/status/1243456445972176896?s=20

# ? Mar 28, 2020 12:19

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/VellMack/status/1243456445972176896?s=20

He's so on edge and still gets surprised, lmao

# ? Mar 28, 2020 14:44

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/MI8Sec5/status/1243639586447818760

# ? Mar 28, 2020 17:56

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/1243945634446573568

# ? Mar 28, 2020 18:30

My Spirit Otter: Jun 15, 2006; CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/MI8Sec5/status/1243639586447818760

this all kinds of cool

# ? Mar 28, 2020 18:43

divabot: Jun 17, 2015; A polite little mouse!

https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1243710558312038400

# ? Mar 28, 2020 19:08

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/poregan/status/1243385672615858179

# ? Mar 28, 2020 19:10

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/foldablehuman/status/1243783691639250945?s=21

# ? Mar 28, 2020 19:12

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

# ? Mar 28, 2020 19:40

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/Durf/status/1243802680163618818

# ? Mar 29, 2020 00:10

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/sissypantz/status/1243894653881126912

https://twitter.com/DrSarahJWhite/status/1243474758169063424

Memento has a new favorite as of 01:13 on Mar 29, 2020

# ? Mar 29, 2020 00:31

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

https://mobile.twitter.com/tigersgoroooar/status/1243957551156297729

# ? Mar 29, 2020 01:56

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/henrymance/status/1243823429326905345

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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/lyta_gold/status/1243581727643230210?s=21

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