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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I feel sick.

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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Why's that?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/MichelleFields/status/694341274875211776

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Nice!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Trump's crazy rear end in a top hat campaign spokesperson is on the phone with CBS and trying hard to spin this.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

FAUXTON posted:

Trump's crazy rear end in a top hat campaign spokesperson is on the phone with CBS and trying hard to spin this.

Its the half breeds again innit

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

FAUXTON posted:

Why's that?

Cruz leading. Trump at 30% on Predictit.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

where are the live results, or do only dems get that

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Its the half breeds again innit

That's not a very nice way to refer to the people of Iowa.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Its the half breeds again innit

It's "People went into this saying Trump shouldn't have even been in the race."

Yeah okay lady

Jewel Repetition posted:

Cruz leading. Trump at 30% on Predictit.

:lol: how much money did you piss away on this

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Feb 2, 2016

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Trump is behind, why do people think he's going to win?

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

NutritiousSnack posted:

Trump is behind, why do people think he's going to win?

Wishful thinking because Cruz is utterly terrifying.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

NutritiousSnack posted:

Trump is behind, why do people think he's going to win?

well clinton got off to a good start, then bernie closed it, so early results can be way off

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

PleasureKevin posted:

where are the live results, or do only dems get that

https://www.idpcaucuses.com/#/state
https://www.iagopcaucuses.com/#/state

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Chris Matthews: "a 97% rejection of the Bush family."

saints gambit
Apr 8, 2004
a donut with no holes is a danish
The important thing is that somewhere, Jeb! is trying to drown himself in lovely homemade guac.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

It's going to be a hell of a thing for Trump's campaign to navigate when it turns out your unhinged supporters speaking at caucus events manage to drive people away from your camp.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
This seems semi accurate. It's still not over with.

http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/2016/primaries/2016-02-01

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
:lol: Carson

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

fart blood posted:

Wishful thinking because Cruz is utterly terrifying.

true. but i think cruz would also do much worse in the general.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I am looking forward to hearing the tantrum Trump is going to throw over losing Iowa.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Dapper_Swindler posted:

true. but i think cruz would also do much worse in the primaries.

I'm upset Cruz was allowed to get as far as he has, to be honest.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

gently caress you Iowa.

You're really picking the boring retarded madman over the entertaining retarded one???

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

FAUXTON posted:

:lol: how much money did you piss away on this

None. The only money I've bet on this race is $10 on these very forums that Rubio will be the nominee.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I wonder what feeling you get when you said out loud you were gonna sleepwalk this thing, and then on Iowa caucus day be sitting at low singles watching Donald Trump goons try to spin five times your support because it wasn't good enough for them.

It's gotta be some weaponized form of bittersweet. Like you shoot a canister of that into Beirut and children will come out with wistful looks on their faces for 3 generations.

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Record setting turnout says CNN. ~150,000 Republicans caucusing tonight.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
When should everything be in ?? Seems like reporting is at like 50%.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

fart blood posted:

I'm upset Cruz was allowed to get as far as he has, to be honest.

i meant general. but i can believe it. I am curious to see if he does win iowa, how trump will react. its going to hurt trump somewhat.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
If Trump comes in 2nd to Cruz he's going to unleash Chang himself and it'll be epic. He'll get the Taiwanese animators to crank out Cruz butt chugging maple syrup and masturbating into Canadian flags.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
He's not leading by that much and it seems some haven't reported yet so I mean eh....

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Trump-san....

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
CNN is showing Rubio surging.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
HOW CAN TRUMP BE LOSING WHEN THERE'S SUCH HIGH TURNOUT :cry:

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Jewel Repetition posted:

HOW CAN TRUMP BE LOSING WHEN THERE'S SUCH HIGH TURNOUT :cry:

He scared a bunch of people into coming out for Mounty Cruz and Mario.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Burn Iowa to the ground. loving lol.
Who the gently caress votes for Cruz?

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Pohl posted:

Burn Iowa to the ground. loving lol.
Who the gently caress votes for Cruz?

About 30k dipshits.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
If Rubio beats Trump I'm just going to stay in long enough to see Trump's meltdown, maybe wait until he's eclipsed on predictwise, then go back to blissful apathy about primaries.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger
It is unfortunate that Trump is likely to lose Iowa but in the great scheme of things, it's just the first state out of 50.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Wrap it up trumpailures

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:lol: at the thread title already being updated.

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