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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > TV IV > The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy
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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MondayHotDog posted:

My eyes have been soiled.

I am never washing these eyes again.

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

I am never washing these eyes again.
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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

And now they're out there somewhere, naked as the day God made them! :stonk:

Hey Drink-Mix, I can see your doodle!

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

I am never washing these eyes again.
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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
I don't get all this eyeball stuff! What are they supposed to represent, eyeballs?

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

IMJack posted:

If that mafia guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel. :heysexy:

Oh, it's just a mob war. Go back to sleep, honey.

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Oh, it's just a mob war. Go back to sleep, honey.

Wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you'll be there.

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ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
 Well, fellow posters, for a forum with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good quote thread.

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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien

jscolon2.0 posted:

Oh, it's just a mob war. Go back to sleep, honey.
But jscolon2.0, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him! He's gonna do something and you know it's gonna be good.

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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Lord Hydronium posted:

But jscolon2.0, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him! He's gonna do something and you know it's gonna be good.

Permit me to demonstrate. Hydronium, shut your eyes. Soon you will be at peace...
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gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

jscolon2.0 posted:

Oh, it's just a mob war. Go back to sleep, honey.

That's our chef... Christopher...

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Lord Hydronium posted:

But jscolon2.0, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him! He's gonna do something and you know it's gonna be good.



Lord Hydronium, can we trade? I don't trust these guys.

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

I am never washing these eyes again.


The goggles, they do nothing! :gonk:

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees

Root Bear posted:

The goggles, they do nothing! :gonk:

Hey, how're ya doing? Welcome to Something Awful, and remember your visit with a googly-eyed walnut.

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gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Root Bear posted:

The goggles, they do nothing! :gonk:

Root Beer have you been hiding other men in this thread? Radioactive men?

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees

gingerberger posted:

Root Beer have you been hiding other men in this thread? Radioactive men?

It's raining men!?

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gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's raining men!?

Oh my god, this mans my exact double! Huh! That dog has a puffy tail!

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

gingerberger posted:

Root Bear have you been hiding other men in this thread? Radioactive men?




Seamless, eh? :smuggo:

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ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

gingerberger posted:

Oh my god, this mans my exact double! Huh! That dog has a puffy tail!

Hey, wait a minute, dogs can't talk!

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's raining men!?

Yeah not no more it ain't.

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Hey, wait a minute, dogs can't talk!

Free to loving home: world's most brilliant dog. Says "I love you" on command.

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Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Free to loving home: world's most brilliant dog. Says "I love you" on command.

Hey, that's a half-truth!

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Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Free to loving home: world's most brilliant dog. Says "I love you" on command.

Drink-Mix Man, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Class3KillStorm posted:

Drink-Mix Man, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

I am a new tie wearink.

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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Free to loving home: world's most brilliant dog. Says "I love you" on command.

This one writes mystery novels under the pen name "J.D. MacGregor."

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

Hey, wait a minute, dogs can't talk!
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Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

TMMadman posted:



In doggie hell, there's oh, uh... Hitler's dog... and that dog Nixon had, what's his name, um, Chester...Checkers.

One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one! The one who mauled Timmy!

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ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

In doggie hell, there's oh, uh... Hitler's dog... and that dog Nixon had, what's his name, um, Chester...Checkers.

One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one! The one who mauled Timmy!

No jury in the world would convict a baby! Well, maybe Texas.

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gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Class3KillStorm posted:

Drink-Mix Man, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

Look closer Lenny.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

gingerberger posted:

Look closer Lenny.

Not Lenny! NOT LENNY!!

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Not Lenny! NOT LENNY!!
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BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Not Lenny! NOT LENNY!!

Well, Lenny's reign of terror is over.

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:
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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:



Well, whatever, just tell Wendell I said bye.

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gingerberger
Jun 20, 2014

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, whatever, just tell Wendell I said bye.

They want a name, not a vague description

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ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

gingerberger posted:

They want a name, not a vague description

I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willie.

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willie.

If I don't save the wee turtles, who will!?

...

Aah! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me!

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

gingerberger posted:

They want a name, not a vague description

Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little weiner...

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

gingerberger posted:

They want a name, not a vague description

The guy... the violin guy!

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

The guy... the violin guy!

Strada-who-vius?

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