Cycle Pics: Hatsune Mikuni

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redscare: Aug 14, 2003

The Diavel looks a lot better in person

# ? Mar 27, 2011 18:07

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 14:09

hayden.: Sep 11, 2007; here's a goat on a pig or something

I've ridden a new VMax and the power was fun but it handled like absolute poo poo, one of the worst I've ever ridden.

# ? Mar 27, 2011 19:46

Lunchb0x: Nov 13, 2005; Jesus hates you

My legs felt cramped on the Diavel at six foot.

# ? Mar 27, 2011 22:12

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

I felt like I was sitting on my balls when I sat on one at the bike show.

# ? Mar 27, 2011 23:56

MrZig: Aug 13, 2005; I exist onl because of Parias'
LEGENDARY GENEROSITY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnJdEFigY2I

Rear wheel snaps off the hub. Woops!

# ? Mar 28, 2011 02:12

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Max Schaaf still owns

https://vimeo.com/21461901

# ? Mar 28, 2011 02:23

Coredump: Dec 1, 2002

HellForLeather posted:

Custom: RSD KTM 525 Cafe Moto

�60bhp, 250lbs, ultra sticky tires with great geometry and a moderately comfortable seating position. To ride a bike this light in anger is an absolute game changer. It makes you feel like Rossi, but at a quarter of the speed,� describes Roland Sands. This KTM 525 EXC was converted into a cafe racer with fully custom body work and radically lowered suspension.

Roland�s calling the concept behind this build �cafe moto.�

�It�s what we�re calling our continuous experimentation with motocross bikes modified for pavement use,� he tells us. �They closely resemble what people refer to as cafe racers, but borrow from many genre�s including supermoto, roadracing, streetfighters, flattrack and motocross with a little custom thrown in for seasoning.�

It�s sort of an evolution of the supersingle concept, just here looking pretty and tuned for street use instead of track. The whole idea is to go for a very light weight and accessible, involving performance, two things currently ignored by just about every stock motorcycle available in showrooms.

�If it was mine I would use it to drag my knee on my way to work,� continues Roland, who�s currently laid up with a broken leg. �Fortunately for my license it is not mine. We built it for a friends fianc�. I would like to think it will be used for a little thrashing in the canyons when she�s not looking. There really is nothing more fun on a second to third gear road. The tighter the better.�

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeLdi9i2uVI&

Coredump fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Mar 28, 2011

# ? Mar 28, 2011 17:22

frozenphil: Mar 13, 2003; YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!

Coredump posted:

beautiful beast

I would die/lose my license within an hour of putting a leg over it. Jesus.

# ? Mar 28, 2011 17:26

Z3n: Jul 21, 2007; I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

Coredump posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeLdi9i2uVI&

Goddamnit RSD, I've been kicking around the idea for a Metralla style single for a few weeks now and then you go and do it!

Man I bet that thing is a blast.

# ? Mar 28, 2011 17:47

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

Gnaghi posted:

I'm really tempted to try this in my mazda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQH5k4PD9gM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIqw4k2fDr8&NR=1

# ? Mar 28, 2011 17:52

Silver: May 12, 2001; Suzuki lover number one!

From PYF.

# ? Mar 28, 2011 18:38

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

Silver posted:

From PYF.

At first when I saw the white suit on the rider, I thought he was dressed as a storm trooper. Way to let me down.

# ? Mar 28, 2011 18:51

TheCosmicMuffet: Jun 21, 2009; by Shine

This is really the dumbest loving thing. Women 10 times as hard up do things 1/2 as dangerous for much more money.

gently caress. This is the internet too, so just knowing that video exists means there's entire Deviantart folders devoted to porn with that premise.

*tap* gush

and because it's devianart

+pregnant
+hemaphrodite
+robot
+furry
+scat
+goldenshower
+bleeding
+brokenbones
+tentacles

:smithicide:

Edit: gently caress that gif, I'm recapturing the thread's innocence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUtfmH949h0

# ? Mar 28, 2011 19:02

Deeters: Aug 21, 2007

I would've been more impressed if he did it without hitting her.

# ? Mar 28, 2011 19:15

Forty Two: Jun 8, 2007; 42

TheCosmicMuffet posted:

This is really the dumbest loving thing. Women 10 times as hard up do things 1/2 as dangerous for much more money.

gently caress. This is the internet too, so just knowing that video exists means there's entire Deviantart folders devoted to porn with that premise.

*tap* gush

and because it's devianart

+pregnant
+hemaphrodite
+robot
+furry
+scat
+goldenshower
+bleeding
+brokenbones
+tentacles

Edit: gently caress that gif, I'm recapturing the thread's innocence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUtfmH949h0

What the gently caress are you jabbering about?? I've read through your post about 5 times now and I still can't decipher it. Where does DeviantArt even come in to this!?!?!

# ? Mar 28, 2011 20:25

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

Coredump posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeLdi9i2uVI&

Oh my, I have found my perfect bike :swoon:

# ? Mar 28, 2011 20:28

def snow leppard: Sep 12, 2010

Forty Two posted:

What the gently caress are you jabbering about?? I've read through your post about 5 times now and I still can't decipher it. Where does DeviantArt even come in to this!?!?!

haha no kidding. what the gently caress?

# ? Mar 28, 2011 20:35

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I guess depraved internet porn finally broke him.

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Mar 28, 2011

# ? Mar 28, 2011 20:37

frozenphil: Mar 13, 2003; YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!

He's talking about the .GIF of the chick getting rear ended by the dude doing a stoppie.

# ? Mar 28, 2011 20:38

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

frozenphil posted:

He's talking about the .GIF of the chick getting rear ended by the dude doing a stoppie.

What's he so upset about then? The guy looks like a professional stunter at a big bike show, they do tricks like that all the time, what's the big deal. I think he clicked reply on the wrong forum.

# ? Mar 28, 2011 20:58

GlazedMcGuffin: Jan 26, 2004

I think he's talking about how it's really gross and creepy. Or, you know, whatever.

# ? Mar 28, 2011 21:06

BaKESAL3: Nov 7, 2010

How dare that stunter use motorcycles to objectify a woman. This is unheard of and repulsive.

# ? Mar 28, 2011 21:07

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

GlazedMcGuffin posted:

I think he's talking about how it's really gross and creepy. Or, you know, whatever.

He's talking about that if there's a gif or image of it, there's a deviantart group that has a fetish about it. The phrase I've heard is "If you can think of it, there's someone jerking off to it". Jesus, puppies, poop etc.

# ? Mar 28, 2011 21:22

sigtrap: Apr 14, 2002; MOIST

SaNChEzZ posted:

Jesus, puppies, poop etc.

*wipes sweat from brow, quietly closes door*

# ? Mar 28, 2011 23:27

Silver: May 12, 2001; Suzuki lover number one!

SaNChEzZ posted:

He's talking about that if there's a gif or image of it, there's a deviantart group that has a fetish about it. The phrase I've heard is "If you can think of it, there's someone jerking off to it". Jesus, puppies, poop etc.

It's called rule 34. If it exists, there's porn about it. Don't dig too deep into trying to think of weird poo poo and trying to find it either. The rabbit hole that drops down into is very very deep. As well as loving icky.

Anyhow, content...

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# ? Mar 29, 2011 00:30

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

Silver posted:

It's called rule 34.

Was talking to z3n about this, I used to have a rendered drawing of a ham sandwich having sex with a mountain dew can. It was awesome

# ? Mar 29, 2011 00:45

2ndclasscitizen: Jan 2, 2009; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Silver posted:

From PYF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKEuzxC4eGc#t=1m54s

# ? Mar 29, 2011 00:47

TheCosmicMuffet: Jun 21, 2009; by Shine

I'm sure there's balls-being-hit-by-motorcycle fetishes too. Some guys love a good stomp. I have no idea why.

Hardcore sportbike wipeout.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBZouQAdSWI

edit: also on this subject, I kind of want to buy a 'it is a mystery' emote that says 'it is a ducati'. I just don't know what the ghost would look like.

# ? Mar 29, 2011 03:53

Ziploc: Sep 19, 2006; MX-5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSVg3Gg4LmA

Gold Wing. Knee down.

# ? Mar 29, 2011 04:14

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

^ Pffft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrMQ3QwyPo

Chase bike is a goldwing, too.

# ? Mar 29, 2011 04:58

BradleyJamers: Jun 5, 2005; Ask me about my fitness log: PYF Not Workouts

Slim Pickens posted:

^ Pffft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrMQ3QwyPo

Chase bike is a goldwing, too.

Besides the painful scraping sounds, that is loving sweet.

# ? Mar 29, 2011 07:18

Pinny: Sep 8, 2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnJdEFigY2I

:stare:

# ? Mar 29, 2011 10:47

Armyman25: Sep 6, 2005

Y'know, a Rocket 3 is a pretty big bike to hoon about on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rla9KU0m808

# ? Mar 29, 2011 13:36

FlerpNerpin: Apr 17, 2006

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLuuWhK559A&t=0m35s

fun fun fun

# ? Mar 29, 2011 13:51

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

Armyman25 posted:

Y'know, a Rocket 3 is a pretty big bike to hoon about on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rla9KU0m808

I like how it just picks up the front end and wheelies like it was absolutely nothing. Then again, with a 2300cc bike engine, you would expect a shitton of torque.

# ? Mar 29, 2011 14:23

Z3n: Jul 21, 2007; I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqvqWSgxz2A

Whelp, I think that Torque and Biker Boyz have been displaced in one fell swoop. It goes amazing at about 2:45.

# ? Mar 29, 2011 18:00

BlackMK4: Aug 23, 2006; wat.; Megamarm

# ? Mar 29, 2011 18:23

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

BlackMK4 posted:

Betting a really fat pillion on a bike with way too much torque.

# ? Mar 29, 2011 18:44

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I'm guessing it's actually from the ducati privateer bike that lost its rear in the first donington park race. I don't think it's gonna be a major selling point for OZ.

# ? Mar 29, 2011 19:15

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 14:09

BlackMK4: Aug 23, 2006; wat.; Megamarm

^ Correct answer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnJdEFigY2I

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Mar 29, 2011

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