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SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It was probably a couple hundred guys but I don't have exact numbers.

Still impressive/horrifying to more or less break that amount with only a few compacted cans full of musket balls.

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bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

SeanBeansShako posted:

Like the whole active on the field regiment? like around at least 400-500 men?

There's actually a whole book about just this. I haven't read it but a buddy has, he liked it.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


I don't even want to see the kind of needle you'd need to save your life from a double canister shot

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Ainsley McTree posted:

I don't even want to see the kind of needle you'd need to save your life from a double canister shot

You will be lucky to get some bourbon and something to bite on to hold back the pain, unless you got one of those fancy modern doctors carrying that sleep medicine. Unless of course you were in the centre mass of the group to get hit then you are pretty much more lead than man.

Also quite dead.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

HEY GAIL posted:

the largest shotgun in the world

Technically the San Shikidan round doesn't count since it doesn't separate until after leaving the barrel, but it got up to 46cm in size.

Think skeet shooting with a battleship's main battery.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Hey is there anyone around who speaks... Serbian? Whatever this is written in (I remember the whole "these slavic languages aren't really different languages" thing from a few days ago so I hope I'm not stepping on any toes). Google translate did a poo poo job but the gist I got is that someone tried to blow something up (a rail line? a specific train?) and now various people with guns are very unhappy. I figured it's relevant because ~military~ (even if it is current events not history). Is this like an act-of-war, the Balkans are about to catch on fire again level event? Or is this just your normal Saturday? Somewhere in between? I'll admit I know almost nothing about the politics of the region these days.

http://www.blic.rs/vesti/politika/premijer-o-situaciji-na-kosovu-vucic-specijalci-rosu-hteli-da-miniraju-prugu-i-uhapse/tktrncn

Crazycryodude fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Jan 14, 2017

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Crazycryodude posted:

Hey is there anyone around who speaks... Serbian? Whatever this is written in (I remember the whole "these slavic languages aren't really different languages" thing from a few days ago so I hope I'm not stepping on any toes). Google translate did a poo poo job but the gist I got is that someone tried to blow something up (a rail line? a specific train?) and now various people with guns are very unhappy. I figured it's relevant because ~military~ (even if it is current events not history). Is this like an act-of-war, the Balkans are about to catch on fire again level event? Or is this just your normal Saturday? Somewhere in between? I'll admit I know almost nothing about the politics of the region these days.

http://www.blic.rs/vesti/politika/premijer-o-situaciji-na-kosovu-vucic-specijalci-rosu-hteli-da-miniraju-prugu-i-uhapse/tktrncn

Albanian Spetsnaz tried to blow up a train track, to provoke a conflict in the Balkans. The "Kosovo is Serbia" train was supposed to take that track. I can't make out if the train was blown up or not, but I don't think so.

Also I think we shy away from current events in this thread and this is more of a D&D sort of thing.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Ensign Expendable posted:

Also I think we shy away from current events in this thread and this is more of a D&D sort of thing.

Ah, sorry. First instinct was to come here because I knew there were a few frequent goons who could translate.

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

FastestGunAlive posted:

Drunk post don't care suck it non artillery suckers st babs shout out even if it's technically in December and we celebrate in January for whatever reason

We Artillerymen are indeed a very privileged group. In addition to the protection of our Patron Saint during life, we can look forward to our own special heaven after the sounding of TAPS. I refer, of course, to FIDDLER's GREEN.

Down through the ages, all purveyors of the fire, members of the ancient profession of stone hurlers, catapulters, rocketeers, and GUNNERs, better known as Field Artillerymen, have discussed this special place in the hereafter, where someday each of us will be privileged to roam. There are as many tales of the Green as there are old Artillerymen; stories rich with the smell of gunpowder and campfires; and flavored with a taste of Artillery Punch. Imagine, if you will, a starry night, many years ago...

In Gun Position 15 (which for you youngsters is now Artillery Firing Area 31) just after a coordinated illum mission, nestled in the shadows of the Regimental CP is a battery of smoothbore cannon camped for the night. As the campfires dim and the flasks of rum and lemon empty, the conversation turns to life in the hereafter. A rugged old section chief is surprised to learn that not all present have heard of supplies of GRID SQUARES, ST-1's, B-1-RD's; few have ever been sent to fetch a hundred meters of gun target line or for the combination to the firing lock; fewer still have been availed of the highest of knowledge; the greatest piece of Artillery lore; the Special Destiny awaiting all Artillerymen. As the young cannoneers listen intently, he shares with them the Legend of FIDDLER's GREEN.

It is generally conceded, he explains, that the souls of the departed eventually end up in Heaven or Hell. Heaven lies about six klicks down the dusty road to eternity and can be reached by turning left at the first crossroad. From that same junction, Hell is about eight or nine klicks straight ahead. The road is easy to identify; it's the one paved with good intentions. A little way down the road to Hell, there's a sign pointing to a trail that runs off to the right of the main road which reads:

When Artillerymen die, their souls form up in the battery area, where they are regrouped into gun sections. Then, they load their belongings onto a caisson or 5-Ton, whichever isn't deadlined, point their Advanced Party down that long road to Eternity and move out at the authorized speed limit (as set by the Regimental Motor Transport Officer). Like all crusty old Marines, Artillerymen face the call to eternal damnation calmly, and pass by the turnoff to heaven without a second glance... BUT, unlike the others, Artillerymen are met by a Gun Guide at the next turnoff--the road to FIDDLER's GREEN. The road to Hell, which continues beyond, is crowded with Engineers, Infantrymen, Aviators, and other miscreants, not to mention the droves of Sailors and Soldiers (of the non-redleg variety). It is at this point that Field Artillerymen bid farewell to their old comrades and wheel their teams down the trail to the Green.



The Green nestles in a large valley spotted with trees and crossed with many cool streams. One can see countless tents and several large buildings in the center. Laughter can be heard from afar off. At the entrance are several long picket lines for the prime movers as well as picket lines of another kind with members of the local chapter of the Environmental Protection Agency. Oh well, at least Arty Mechs are on hand to service the pieces after the long march.

There is a representative of the Almighty Great Gunner present to scan the rolls of the Orders of Saint Barbara and to attest to the fact that all who are seeking entrance are true Artillerymen. Once certified, true Artillerymen are met with open arms and immediately given a generous flask of that Immortal Nectar---Artillery Punch.

FIDDLER's GREEN is a unique place. It is believed to be the only Heaven claimed by a professional group as exclusively it's own. (However, our Marine Corps brethren, those who didn't serve the Field Artillery, guard the streets of someone else's Heaven and call us if they need reinforcing fires.)

The Green is a gathering place of rugged professionals. Their claim to fame is that they served their pieces well and selflessly while on earth. The souls of all departed Artillerymen are camped here, forever gathered in comradeship. In the center of their countless tents and campfires is an old exchange where liquor is free. There are Taverns and Dance Halls. Credit is good; no questions asked. There is always a glass, a friend, and a song. Daily routine consists of full time R&R. There isn't even a Command Duty roster. Everything is strictly non-regulation. The chow is plentiful and good, and.....there is no waiting in line. The main pastimes are dancing, drinking, and singing all day... and, well... dancing, drinking, and singing all night. The Green flows with rum, whiskey and pleasures known only to a few on earth. The Chiefs of Artillery, old Battery Commanders, Section Chiefs, and Gunners down through the Powder Man---they are all here.

Periodically, an Artilleryman feels a compulsion to continue down the road to Hell. He repacks his gear, fills his canteens with Artillery Punch, makes provisions for his horse (or tops off the HMMWV) and bids farewell to his comrades. He departs for the main road, turning South towards Hell. He was not forced to leave the Green, but felt he must go of his own accord. HAH, do not despair my friends! Not a single Artilleryman has ever made it all the way to Hell, because their canteens of Artillery Punch are empty long before they make it and they have to return to the Green for a refill---NEVER again to leave.

This then is the story of FIDDLER's GREEN. There are many versions. Of course, occasionally, stories circulate to the effect that the Green is shared with Sailors, Airmen, Soldiers, and Coast Guardsmen. Don't you believe it. Only the Officers and Men of the Noblest Arm, the King of Battle, the Field Artillery, could continue to enjoy the comradeship and spirit of their most honored occupation after death. Just as in life, where not all are privileged to be Field Artillerymen, so too after death, only these privileged few may enjoy the rewards of a special Heaven that is uniquely their own.

So, fellow Artillerymen, as we Close Station, March Order to decamp the gun postion of life, having occupied this position in service to our great nation, we contemplate our movement brief and proceed with confidence that, protected by Saint Barbara, we need fear nothing. And even if we should collide with the rocks of temptation or bog down in the quagmire of sin, remember....our comrades will be waiting for us by the campfire at FIDDLER's GREEN.

I thought Fiddler's Green was a Cav thing...

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Crazycryodude posted:

Hey is there anyone around who speaks... Serbian? Whatever this is written in (I remember the whole "these slavic languages aren't really different languages" thing from a few days ago so I hope I'm not stepping on any toes). Google translate did a poo poo job but the gist I got is that someone tried to blow something up (a rail line? a specific train?) and now various people with guns are very unhappy. I figured it's relevant because ~military~ (even if it is current events not history). Is this like an act-of-war, the Balkans are about to catch on fire again level event? Or is this just your normal Saturday? Somewhere in between? I'll admit I know almost nothing about the politics of the region these days.

http://www.blic.rs/vesti/politika/premijer-o-situaciji-na-kosovu-vucic-specijalci-rosu-hteli-da-miniraju-prugu-i-uhapse/tktrncn

There is an Eastern Europe thread in D&D, which is very chill, and more than happy to talk about current events with you.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Incidentally, the whole dynamic of incredibly similar languages being declared different for political/nationalist reasons is fairly common in certain scenarios, there's a similar deal with Hindi and Urdu in India and Pakistan being almost identical. To put it into perspective for English speakers, some linguists believe that if Scotland separated from the rest of Britain, then the Scottish dialect would become its own language, and others have said similar thing about English.

Maintaining a language barrier is a powerful nationalistic tool. Irish Gaelic was headed towards extinction when the country went independent of the UK, but the country ran a big campaign to revive it.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
KH-50 and LT vz. 34

Queue: PzIV, PzIII Ausf. A, PzIII Ausf. B through D, SR tanks

Available for request:

:911:
T2E1 Light Tank
M3A1
Combat Car M1
Howitzer Motor Carriage T-18

:britain:
A1E1 Independent
Infantry Tank Mk.I

:ussr:
LTP
T-37 with ShKAS
ZIK-20
T-12 and T-24
HTZ-16
Wartime modifications of the T-37 and T-38
SG-122
76 mm gun mod of the Matilda
Tank destroyers on the T-30 and T-40 chassis
45 mm M-42 gun
Soviet tractor tanks
02SS Aerosan
SU-76 prototype NEW

:sweden:
L-10 and L-30
Strv m/40
Strv m/42
Landsverk prototypes 1943-1951
EMIL and KRV

:poland:
Trials of the TKS and C2P in the USSR
37 mm anti-tank gun

:japan:
SR tanks

:france:
Renault NC
Renault D1
Renault R35
Renault D2
Renault R40
Char B1 bis
Char B1 ter
25 mm Hotchkiss gun

:godwin:
PzI Ausf. B
PzI Ausf. C
PzII Ausf. a though b
PzII Ausf. c through C
Pak 97/38
Pz.Sfl.IVb
7.5 cm Pak 41
Hummel NEW
s.FH. 18 NEW

:eurovision:
LT vz 35
CKD TNH and LTP (Tanque 39)

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

SlothfulCobra posted:

Incidentally, the whole dynamic of incredibly similar languages being declared different for political/nationalist reasons is fairly common in certain scenarios, there's a similar deal with Hindi and Urdu in India and Pakistan being almost identical. To put it into perspective for English speakers, some linguists believe that if Scotland separated from the rest of Britain, then the Scottish dialect would become its own language, and others have said similar thing about English.

To put it into further perspective the Scottish government has Scots as an official language right now, separately from English (and Gaelic).

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


To be fair Scottish and English are in fact mutually unintelligible

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
dialect_map_of_german.jpg

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

HEY GAIL posted:

dialect_map_of_german.jpg

Was about to say.

I know some language geek is going to come on here and yell at me, but I still think Dutch would be considered a German dialect if history hadn't led to them being a nation 400 years before the Germans.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

SimonCat posted:

I thought Fiddler's Green was a Cav thing...

Fiddler's Green is a place I've heard tell,
Where sailormen go if they don't go to hell...

hogmartin
Mar 27, 2007

Cyrano4747 posted:

Was about to say.

I know some language geek is going to come on here and yell at me, but I still think Dutch would be considered a German dialect if history hadn't led to them being a nation 400 years before the Germans.

I had a German professor (from Germany) get almost personally insulted and immediately dismissed the question when I asked about it. If you can read German, you can squint a bit and read maybe 60% of Dutch, but according to her, they are wholly distinct languages.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


What was the best pre-1871 point of departure for the area of today's Germany being several states? Was there a point where Bavaria could have gone and become similarly strong as Prussia so that they can't decide on a leader and stay seperate? Or something happens to the Confederation of the Rhine so that it persists and doesn't feel the need to unify with Prussia? Probably the relationship to France needs to take a different turn somewhere? Prussia gets weakened at some point somewhere and can't unify everything else under them? IIRC the rise of Prussia was a kinda unlikely story.

e: wow, Confederation of the Rhine is yuuuge

aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Jan 15, 2017

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
what about the relationship to what is now Austria? Like, i could see a bunch of the southern political entities going Austria-ward

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

aphid_licker posted:

What was the best pre-1871 point of departure for the area of today's Germany being several states? Was there a point where Bavaria could have gone and become similarly strong as Prussia so that they can't decide on a leader and stay seperate? Or something happens to the Confederation of the Rhine so that it persists and doesn't feel the need to unify with Prussia? Probably the relationship to France needs to take a different turn somewhere? Prussia gets weakened at some point somewhere and can't unify everything else under them? IIRC the rise of Prussia was a kinda unlikely story.

e: wow, Confederation of the Rhine is yuuuge

The Austro-Prussian war was that definite Rubicon that made only one model of German statehood possible.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

HEY GAIL posted:

what about the relationship to what is now Austria? Like, i could see a bunch of the southern political entities going Austria-ward

i guess there could have been some sort of austro-bavaria if the blutwurst eaters hadn't won in -66

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Yeah the argument about a big German (i.e. the whole German language area incl. Switzerland Austria etc) vs little German (what historically happened) solution for nationhood was a big thing in the 19th c.

All the small Germany advocates didn't want the non-German complications of austro-Hungary plus they tended to be people with interests in keeping power centered on Berlin not Vienna

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
and extremely freaking Catholic

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
In 1863 Austria presented their model of German Federation which would establish a confederation with a united defense policy, and a common executive body, the Federal Directorate, which would represent the largest states permanently + minor states on a rotating basis, but would effectively preserve the sovereignty of constituent states, EU style. This was killed off in 1866 by the defeat of Austria and the dissolution of the German Federation. The rest is history.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
could someone post about cavalry in the austro-prussian war

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
I don't mean to come off like a douchebag but could people use 4 digits for dates instead of just decade and year? Like 1482 instead of just '82. It's come up a few times over the past couple of pages. I appreciate that if you have a lot of familiarity with a particular period then it doesn't seem ambiguous at all, and normally it's simple enough to work out by context, but especially when there are several different conversations going on at once about wildly different periods, it trips me up a bit to not see the century too.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

The "Blic" is pro-government trash. Don't bother with their articles.

Our prime minister is paying the foreign policy tax while milking the situation for maximum personal gain. It's a big act of political performance art, and the train was intended to stop there. He gets to cry about being the reasonable man who saved the train, West gets to cry about evil Serbs and pretend they aren't maintaining a fairly tight grip on us on important matters like being their accomplices in arming the Saudi war machine, Russia gets to cry about evil West while ignoring that this whole thing was their idea, and Hashim Thaci gets to flex his muscles a bit, with our PM hoping that Thaci will sooner or later give in to being the murderous piece of poo poo he is and wipe out a Serb community or two so that our government can use that to further its policies.

steinrokkan posted:

There is an Eastern Europe thread in D&D, which is very chill, and more than happy to talk about current events with you.

I stopped following it (or the previous iteration of it, I forgot) when a couple of posters started celebrating the high HIV infection rate in Russia while some dude from the Clancy crowd ranted about how America should be permitted to coup the governments of NATO member nations that get uppity (though I made an exception that one time when I vented about Šešelj being released from the Hagues) When did it stop being trash?


e: All that having been said, yeah, there are threads about current events, and this one mostly isn't, especially when politics are involved. No, there won't be a war.

my dad fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Jan 15, 2017

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

aphid_licker posted:

What was the best pre-1871 point of departure for the area of today's Germany being several states? Was there a point where Bavaria could have gone and become similarly strong as Prussia so that they can't decide on a leader and stay seperate? Or something happens to the Confederation of the Rhine so that it persists and doesn't feel the need to unify with Prussia? Probably the relationship to France needs to take a different turn somewhere? Prussia gets weakened at some point somewhere and can't unify everything else under them? IIRC the rise of Prussia was a kinda unlikely story.

e: wow, Confederation of the Rhine is yuuuge

1989?

But yeah, I agree with everyone else that has highlighted the question of greater or lesser Germany. I think the easiest way to really mess up the timeline is to have Russia not intervene in the Hungarian Revolution of 1848. If Austria is just Austria and not Austria-Hungary, then the whole question of unification is different.

Alternatively, some sort of post-WWI scenario where France and Britain win without the US, and dismantle the German Empire into Prussian, Bavarian and maybe a Rhenish state of some sort.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

steinrokkan posted:

The Austro-Prussian war was that definite Rubicon that made only one model of German statehood possible.

"Bah I don't see what this lower German fuss is about with these guns you can load from the back lying dow-"

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

steinrokkan posted:

In 1863 Austria presented their model of German Federation which would establish a confederation with a united defense policy, and a common executive body, the Federal Directorate, which would represent the largest states permanently + minor states on a rotating basis, but would effectively preserve the sovereignty of constituent states, EU style. This was killed off in 1866 by the defeat of Austria and the dissolution of the German Federation. The rest is history.

I wonder if WWI would've been averted if this happened instead; hard to imagine Bismark's alliance structure happening or the Kaiser screwing things up in such a scenario.

If this includes the rest of Austria Hungary I can't see the Northerners wanting to expand into Yugoslavia.

On the other hand the whole organization is so large but also so obviously decentralized that I don't see France and Russia being as nervous with it as they were with the German Empire.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


There has got to be a way to get rid of the Saupreußn without getting stuck with any Schluchtenscheißer in the process. As-is this country is wack.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

steinrokkan posted:

In 1863 Austria presented their model of German Federation which would establish a confederation with a united defense policy, and a common executive body, the Federal Directorate, which would represent the largest states permanently + minor states on a rotating basis
i've found the one thing on earth that could have made the austro-hungarian parliament more entertaining

aphid_licker posted:

There has got to be a way to get rid of the Saupreußn without getting stuck with any Schluchtenscheißer in the process. As-is this country is wack.
that war over schleswig-holstein goes the other way for some reason. Denmark inherits the earth.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jan 15, 2017

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!

HEY GAIL posted:

that war over schleswig-holstein goes the other way for some reason. Denmark inherits the earth.

The problem with this is that militarily the only way it happens is some kind of Turtledove-style time travelers giving the Danish AK47s. Diplomatically the other major powers could have put more pressure on Prussia and caused them to back down (as happened the previous time the issue came up), but it's hard to believe Bismarck would have pressed forward if he didn't have his diplomatic ducks in a row. Possibly the Austrians could have realized that the long term effects would help Prussia a lot more than them but lol at post-1848 Austria having a coherent long term foreign policy.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

HEY GAIL posted:

i've found the one thing on earth that could have made the austro-hungarian parliament more entertaining

v0v That bit sounds exactly like the UN Security Council, might not be that bad :)

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Cyrano4747 posted:

Yeah the argument about a big German (i.e. the whole German language area incl. Switzerland Austria etc) vs little German (what historically happened)

Well, except for that little period in the 1930s of course!

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

feedmegin posted:

Well, except for that little period in the 1930s of course!
still not the entire Sprachgebiet

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

HEY GAIL posted:

still not the entire Sprachgebiet

Pretty much all of it though given the relevant bits of Poland, the Czech Republic etc. Basically just missing Switzerland and South Tyrol I think? Can't imagine they'd have lasted long if the Nazis had actually won.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
um, (flips through atlas) Eupen-Malmedy will rise again

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Raenir Salazar posted:

If this includes the rest of Austria Hungary I can't see the Northerners wanting to expand into Yugoslavia.
One of the reasons why Prussia was so strongly opposed to Austrian leadership in Germany was precisely that - they hated the idea of getting involved in Austrian imperialist adventures, or even just defensive wars in the Transleithania.

Joke's on them, they got involved anyway.

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