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peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

eonwe posted:

I want to see if someone can corrupt one of these robots like SmarterChild or that Microsoft bot
Keep in mind the things it's replacing kill humans frequently and increasingly randomly so it can only do SO bad

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

babypolis posted:

dont buy watches because they are a dumb worthless luxury

I buy watches that are solar-powered and automatically synchronize with atomic clocks, because I am a huge nerd. :spergin:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the mall cop robot can't actually do anything because they can only afford to make it a moving camera and skill keep its rental price less than minimum wage

turns out that human labor is.... efficient

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

resistentialism posted:

Maybe so people don't make off with them in a pickup or something.
It's a harsh world for robots out there


Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Gringostar posted:

there was that one time in irvine where a rich as gently caress lawyer couple set up some other woman as a drug dealer and they spend like a year investigating them

http://www.latimes.com/projects/la-me-framed/

quote:

Easter did his time without the luxury of anonymity. Inmates recognized him from TV, and some thought he ought to be taken down. One day, he said, two of them knocked him down and bloodied his nose. He cleaned floors and toilets, and read “Game of Thrones” paperbacks.

More than once, inmates asked him for legal advice. Some of them he liked. He had been an ardent Republican with little sympathy for lawbreakers, but now he pondered the colossal waste of time and talent exacted by the system.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol

https://twitter.com/bterris/status/887080913980596224

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/887083171384352768

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

jBrereton posted:

Keep in mind the things it's replacing kill humans frequently and increasingly randomly so it can only do SO bad

mall cops aren't the ones randomly shooting people

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

PostNouveau posted:

Why are the security robots so big if they're just cameras on wheels?

they're also vacuum cleaners and trash cans

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

babypolis posted:

dont buy watches because they are a dumb worthless luxury

gently caress you its the only jewelry im allowed to wear and im gonna wear the gently caress out of it

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

prefect posted:

I buy watches that are solar-powered and automatically synchronize with atomic clocks, because I am a huge nerd. :spergin:
whats the point of a watch that only works in day time jeeze

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ1LI-NTa2s

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

jBrereton posted:

Keep in mind the things it's replacing kill humans frequently and increasingly randomly so it can only do SO bad

it's not replacing cops it's just a snitch on wheels

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

jBrereton posted:

whats the point of a watch that only works in day time jeeze

if it's atomic it glows stupid

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

tell me i should run and when it all starts coming out, no donald you can't back out, we'll all go to jail donald, and now my wife fucken hates me and the fucken fbi, alright horsefucker, alright, how do like this

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Epic High Five posted:

A robot policeman zipping around screaming about the pernicious influence of the Jew as a couple of scrawny programmer nerds with taped glasses chase it around trying to stop it

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

Agrajag posted:

gently caress you its the only jewelry im allowed to wear and im gonna wear the gently caress out of it

you can wear a wedding ring if somebody likes you a lot

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

resistentialism posted:

Maybe so people don't make off with them in a pickup or something.

i've stolen mobility scooters and statues before

there's nothing that's too bulky for a motivated thief

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Gringostar posted:

if it's atomic it glows stupid
yeah but it doesn't have any power at night??

unless it glows as bright as the sun at night which sounds frankly disruptive

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

The Muppets On PCP posted:

i've stolen mobility scooters and statues before

there's nothing that's too bulky for a motivated thief

thieves also steal ATM's so yeah

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

peeonwe posted:

you can wear a wedding ring if somebody likes you a lot

you can wear a chain if you're really cool or insanely uncool

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

prefect posted:

I buy watches that are solar-powered and automatically synchronize with atomic clocks, because I am a huge nerd. :spergin:

yeah thats cool. dont buy expensive luxury watches

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

LGD posted:

you can wear a chain if you're really cool or insanely uncool

spotted the goon sporting a wallet chain

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

LGD posted:

you can wear a chain if you're really cool or insanely uncool

sucks that the new tool album hasn't come out yet, huh

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

why apologize for something that's true?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Hillary 2020 posted:

they're probably heavy as gently caress. A bit of oil on the wheels is likely to gently caress them though, as would putting a bag or tarp over their sensors. Basically whatever works on Daleks will work on security robots.

300 pounds of toddler crushing hardware

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa
Help I just got into a facebook debate with a trump voter.

They at one point said "I probably have more Islamic and gay friends than you."

k.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Agrajag posted:

thieves also steal ATM's so yeah

they do that by putting a chain around them and driving off

lol if you don't want to immediately do this with one of these snitch buttplugs

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I doubt he knows anyone that is Islamic and gay

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

CherryCola posted:

Help I just got into a facebook debate with a trump voter.

They at one point said "I probably have more Islamic and gay friends than you."

k.

i hope your response is that you have more canadian girlfriends / nintendo employee uncles than him

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the joke is he should have said or not and

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

CherryCola posted:

Help I just got into a facebook debate with a trump voter.

They at one point said "I probably have more Islamic and gay friends than you."

k.
The guy who was threatened by CNN also made the minority friends argument. Was he just loving around or did he think that argument works?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

CherryCola posted:

Help I just got into a facebook debate with a trump voter.

They at one point said "I probably have more Islamic and gay friends than you."

k.

so what now?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that wasn't a joke

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

CherryCola posted:

Help I just got into a facebook debate with a trump voter.

They at one point said "I probably have more Islamic and gay friends than you."

k.

lol u still using facebook

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

CherryCola posted:

Help I just got into a facebook debate with a trump voter.
y tho

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Samurai Sanders posted:

The guy who was threatened by CNN also made the minority friends argument. Was he just loving around or did he think that argument works?

They did a study and it turns out saying "I have black friends" really does make people think you're less racist.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

yeah this
punch that nazi in his/her loving face

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
even if u win a facebook argument u still a zuckcuck

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