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Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
The perfect summation of what people are talking about with Teodor is his panel in this strip. Everyone else is facing some sort of existential horror, while Teodor will... Never be in a band. (He was almost in Mister Band, on a tangent, but he was probably lucky to avoid that fate.)

Also, "DRACULA DON'T GOT MUCH MONEY THIS WEEK MWWWAH-HA-HA" is a great line.

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Lurdiak posted:

I'm Teodor tho.

yea we know

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Isn't Teodor the one who will never be in a band? If so, I am Teodor.

Edit: beaten. I am Teodor

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
RB is who people like to say they are, but Teodore is who people actually are.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

withak posted:

RB is who people like to say they are, but Teodore is who people actually are.

I figure it's more RB is who we feel like, Teodor is how we act

Personally in the night I worry I might be Lyle. A creaking, reeking mess of dependencies, hoping that today my bed will be closer than a ditch or a cell, tolerated by my friends only because the good days just about make up for the rest of them

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Lurdiak posted:

That is definitely the Roast Beefest strip.

I feel like the most Roast Beef strip is the one where he forgets Valentine's Day and Teodor yells at him for it. Alternatively, the one where he ponders asking Molly to marry him...while floating down a stream.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
All Goons are actually Lyle.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Crane Fist posted:

I figure it's more RB is who we feel like, Teodor is how we act

Personally in the night I worry I might be Lyle. A creaking, reeking mess of dependencies, hoping that today my bed will be closer than a ditch or a cell, tolerated by my friends only because the good days just about make up for the rest of them

And a career that will never much exceed minimum wage.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

All Goons are actually Lyle.

Drinkin' Island is inside each of us, my son.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Roland Jones posted:

The perfect summation of what people are talking about with Teodor is his panel in this strip. Everyone else is facing some sort of existential horror, while Teodor will... Never be in a band. (He was almost in Mister Band, on a tangent, but he was probably lucky to avoid that fate.)

Also, "DRACULA DON'T GOT MUCH MONEY THIS WEEK MWWWAH-HA-HA" is a great line.

Where is that capo? 8th fret? 10th?

Crane Fist posted:

I figure it's more RB is who we feel like, Teodor is how we act
http://achewood.com/index.php/index.php?date=01072010

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Apr 11, 2016

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
actually all goons are those two weird overweight guys that Roast Beef is friends with

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


little munchkin posted:

actually all goons are those two weird overweight guys that Roast Beef is friends with

not me.

I'm that weird British guy from The Great Outdoor Fight

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

not me.

I'm that weird British guy from The Great Outdoor Fight

So,I'm just wondering.....Why do you stuff your pants?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Im the drum machine manual lol

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




im rod

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
im uh...the drum manual XD

e:fb :negative:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Johnny Aztec posted:

So,I'm just wondering.....Why do you stuff your pants?

Don't judge him, you've not had his life.

Skrewtape
Sep 10, 2003
I like pie
:siren:New strip!:siren:

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Beef's got a real anger streak going lately.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
The voices for the characters have been really well-done lately, so I'm a little disappointed with how this one reads.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

The voices for the characters have been really well-done lately, so I'm a little disappointed with how this one reads.

I can fully imagine Roast Beef carrying around a sign that reads "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS", though. It seems like something that he would use a lot.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Too many men with rounded mandibles these days.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
The voicing seems off because he's talking to the audience about a newspaper but there's no audience stand in. This would've worked better with someone else reading it, making the first comment to Beef, and then the rest unchanged IMO

A disappointing last achewood

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Paramemetic posted:

A disappointing last achewood

Boooo, boo this man!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
I'm with Beef. gently caress Harvard. :colbert:

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

It doesn't have a funny joke.

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


The cartoon cats are distraught because they will never find love.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Which of you lovely ladies would like to tiptoe around my alcoholism 'til I ditch you for the slab?" is a pretty great line.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jerusalem posted:

"Which of you lovely ladies would like to tiptoe around my alcoholism 'til I ditch you for the slab?" is a pretty great line.

Yeah I wasn't a fan of the rest of this comic, but that line just hauls the rest up along with it

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

i give the cartoon characters voices 2 voice points out of a possible 5 voice points

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Beef has always had a mean streak underneath his depression and anxiety, product of being from Circumstances

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002
Did Molly ditch Beef or something? Last I looked, he found love so his bitching is misplaced. He should be raging that finding love didn't fix him.

Diet Poison
Jan 20, 2008

LICK MY ASS
Last panel is too drat wordy for something you'd say out loud to yourself in an annoyed fashion, I don't care how verbose you are.
The Ray line is great, but the strip should have ended after panel 5. Yelling Beef With Sign was the perfect punch line.

fake edit: I found this poo poo while googling the Maslow pyramid to remind myself of what I'll never have in life, and this seems exactly like something Beef would have made.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Atmus posted:

Did Molly ditch Beef or something? Last I looked, he found love so his bitching is misplaced. He should be raging that finding love didn't fix him.

Remember that long stretch where despite Roast Beef just getting married, the author was obviously going through a divorce

This is just a continuation of that

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

Shibawanko posted:

It doesn't have a funny joke.

The artist tells a joke so poorly his fans leave him.

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you
The joke is the people who are on the forums do not agree with the artist who is on the internet.

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you
We know that making art is hard, and that ruins the joke.

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

prefect posted:

I'm with Beef. gently caress Harvard. :colbert:

All sociology studies belong in the trash can.

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog

"Oh neat! Fifty bucks!" Is one of my favorite Ray moments

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Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
I spotted this strip on Tumblr, which was an Achewood I've never seen before. I don't know whether it's an authentic creation or a fan work, but either way, I got a chuckle out of it.

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