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farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
I'm 90% certain they schedule press conferences around Shucks's birthday announcement schedule.

farraday fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Aug 24, 2017

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Caros
May 14, 2008

Kammat posted:

Is it just distorted audio or does she sound ready to cry at times?

It really does sound that way. Might be sick?

I miss Spicy.

Edit: gently caress, I'd been listening to it in a closed tab. Opened it up and I forgot how shark-eyed she is.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Mine son, who has sprung from mine loins, I write to thee today...

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Uh is she actually saying that a dad and son being brought into the same endless war is a good thing?

She knows about Big Boss and Snake.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Uh is she actually saying that a dad and son being brought into the same endless war is a good thing?

Well everyone liked how Leu-tenant Dan had someone from his famiky fight and die in every U.S. war right?

This is just as good!

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Lol utterly ducked the wall question.

Oooh pershing story...ducked it too, pansy

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Lol utterly ducked the wall question.

Oooh pershing story

She ducked that too. That's the classic Spicy/Sanders deflection.

Well, I dunno. I'd have to ask him.

*never gets back with an answer*

Javes
May 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT APPEARING OFFLINE SO I DON'T HAVE TO TELL FRIENDS THEY'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY VIDEO GAME TEAM.
Every reporters second question should be following up on a previous Sanders deflection.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Four question in a row that she's completely ducked on.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Javes posted:

Every reporters second question should be following up on a previous Sanders deflection.

They never did get a yes/no answer on if Trump himself believes climate change is real, despite reporters asking on multiple occasions. Guess they never had a chance to ask Trump, woops!

Beastie posted:

Four question in a row that she's completely ducked on.

that's hot it works until a reporter asks a pointed enough question that the press secretary starts yelling at them and calling them fake news

then POOF smokebomb SHuckS out

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I'm just glad that once this administration is over, no one who worked with it will ever hold another job in government.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

No Butt Stuff posted:

I'm just glad that once this administration is over, no one who worked with it will ever hold another job in government.

Checkmate Libtard. You can't work for it if it no longer exists!

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Press her about him omitting the "on many sides" comment at his Phoenix rally.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

I should be press secretary, I know just as much as Sanders.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


DreamShipWrecked posted:

I should be press secretary, I know just as much as Sanders.

Let me get back to you on that.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

No Butt Stuff posted:

I'm just glad that once this administration is over, no one who worked with it will ever hold another job in government.

Yeah they just go onto wingnut welfare and make six figures.

Rosalie_A
Oct 30, 2011

DreamShipWrecked posted:

I should be press secretary, I know just as much as Sanders.

Have some faith in yourself. You probably know more.

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost
id just like to reaffirm this administration's commitment to Forever War

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Arbitrary time tables. We've been at war for 16 years!

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

"the Taliban that protects our interest?"

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

DreamShipWrecked posted:

I should be press secretary, I know just as much as Sanders.

The function of the press secretary is supposed to be, you know, communicating between the WH and the press.

If the press sec doesn't know anything, they don't have to answer questions! :shrug:

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

sarah huckabee is a truly pitiful frankenstein monster of a person

Reik
Mar 8, 2004
"Mrs. Sanders, do you make sure there's always another person in the room when your brother is in the same room as your dogs?"

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
:arghfist::mad: ShuckS sucks!

What's that like the 4th dive on the wall question?

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Reik posted:

"Mrs. Sanders, do you make sure there's always another person in the room when your brother is in the same room as your dogs?"

I'm not able to comment on ongoing negotiations on dog safety, I'll have to get back to you on that.

Kale
May 14, 2010

I'm kind of sad Trump's twitter background isn't him making that absolutely ridiculous "Serious President Boss Man" face with all the nervous looking cabinet people standing around him.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Summary: gently caress you, we are building the wall

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

No one over seventy five should be able to vote

Statistically they're already dead. They have no skin in the game.

Eh, I'd rather impose maximum age limits on politicians. Make the people making decisions actually going to be affected by them and not senile/dying or incapable of adapting to changing social norms.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
"Could we be spending that $1 trillion in Afghanistan on something better?

"I don't think you can put a price tag on American lives."

So...universal health care when?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Mr. Crow posted:

Eh, I'd rather impose maximum age limits on politicians. Make the people making decisions actually going to be affected by them and not senile/dying or incapable of adapting to changing social norms.

Oh I'm just trying to move the overton window here

But yes we have mandatory retirement ages for judges for a reason, same deal with legislators and executives.

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair
God, Sander's briefings are so boring because she literally has no answers for anything.

Rosalie_A
Oct 30, 2011

Mr. Crow posted:

Eh, I'd rather impose maximum age limits on politicians. Make the people making decisions actually going to be affected by them and not senile/dying or incapable of adapting to changing social norms.

Counterpoint: Paul Ryan is 47. Unless we're gonna start Logan's Running politicians, maximum ages aren't gonna help.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

RiggenBlaque posted:

God, Sander's briefings are so boring because she literally has no answers for anything.

Spicer was the same way he just lost his temper and started yelling at FAKE NEWS JOHNATHON more easily

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe
Lol the press is wondering when Trump's husk is going to wither away.

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
At least they stopped doing the awful Skype call-in questions

SMOKEBOMB

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
LOL at anyone who honestly thought Mexico would ever pay a dime.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
None of those fuckers asked about the Phoenix rally. They dropped the ball.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Trasson posted:

Counterpoint: Paul Ryan is 47. Unless we're gonna start Logan's Running politicians, maximum ages aren't gonna help.

Another counterpoint: John Dingell should be president right now

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Your Taint posted:

LOL at anyone who honestly thought Mexico would ever pay a dime.

Mexico WILL pay!!!!!

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OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Trasson posted:

Counterpoint: Paul Ryan is 47. Unless we're gonna start Logan's Running politicians, maximum ages aren't gonna help.

It's kinda impressive that he still managed to look like an obnoxious college Republican at that age.

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