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Shimrra Jamaane posted:You need to find a new lawyer. I thought the ability to convince yourself that obvious bullshit was true would be a good skill for a lawyer to have.
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Mar 19, 2012 16:06
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Z-Magic posted:I thought the ability to convince yourself that obvious bullshit was true would be a good skill for a lawyer to have. That's like a DC 120 skill check. That's some epic level poo poo there.
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Mar 19, 2012 16:14
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He's good at his job, but last time I went in he told me a 30 minute story about how he traveled to Egypt with his family and tried to convince his guide that the Koran says that there are three ways to be accepted into Islam: 1) Convert completely and follow all tenets set forth, even then you will not be accepted. 2) Give 40% of your income to the Islamic church and be ok with the fact that they can kill you at any time. 3) Become a slave (literal) to the church of Islam. He's crazy as hell.
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Mar 19, 2012 16:24
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Letting this man represent you in the legal arena is A Good Idea.
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Mar 19, 2012 16:36
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I read an article that was linked here (or perhaps the Republican primary thread) about how America's politically uneducated majority doesn't result in the best candidate and/or president, it only helps ensure that we don't get the worst candidates/despots. Thus, we're stuck with mediocrity. Does that ring a bell with anyone? A friend posted a comment on FB concerning this topic and I'd love to find that article again to show her. EDIT: Nevermind, found it! http://news.yahoo.com/people-arent-smart-enough-democracy-flourish-scientists-185601411.html Solaron fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Mar 19, 2012 |
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Mar 19, 2012 17:21
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I remember Obama said he'd stand with labor unions if things got ugly for them too, and we all saw how that worked out. 
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Mar 19, 2012 17:29
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The Rokstar posted:I remember Obama said he'd stand with labor unions if things got ugly for them too, and we all saw how that worked out. "I'll be there on that picket line" if I recall correctly.
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Mar 19, 2012 17:32
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Maybe the counter protest line.
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Mar 19, 2012 18:06
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Maybe the counter protest line. Nah, he'd offer tax incentives to corporations for hiring Pinkertons to bust up the picket line. Then go on TV and say he created a thousand new jobs. I really hate how cynical I've become.
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Mar 19, 2012 19:41
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synthetik posted:Here's the one I got today (from my laywer!) Don't take other people's word for what he wrote in his books; read them yourself. I did. Let me save to some time and tell you what he said.
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Mar 19, 2012 21:01
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Thank you Facebook for providing me with "the liberal definition of freedom." http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/409725_371493552870715_100000302202796_1225126_456787630_n.jpg
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Mar 19, 2012 22:45
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Asnorban posted:Thank you Facebook for providing me with "the liberal definition of freedom." Had you not said so, I would literally have no idea which side of the political spectrum posted that about the other side.
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Mar 19, 2012 22:46
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Not a forward but Facebook. Never really seen these from a left-wing view.
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Mar 21, 2012 14:13
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jojoinnit posted:Not a forward but Facebook. Never really seen these from a left-wing view. Anything given for free holds no value; that's why I pay my wife for sex.
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Mar 21, 2012 16:16
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Love, the most worthless thing you can give someone.
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Mar 21, 2012 16:19
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She must be in favor of a 100% inheritance tax.
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Mar 21, 2012 17:07
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quote:any thing given for free holds no value This is why I never give gifts to friends or family. They'll enjoy things much more if they work for them themselves.
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Mar 21, 2012 17:13
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TerminalSaint posted:This is why I never give gifts to friends or family. They'll enjoy things much more if they work for them themselves. Honestly a mom gives birth to their child for free. Far as I can tell they're in debt already, why do kids get given all this food and clothes?
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Mar 21, 2012 17:39
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The only other time I've heard that "given" line was in Starship Troopers. The teacher played by Micheal Ironsides says "something given has no value." Then talks about forces and military coups. It's like that person heard that and just didn't realize the context, at all, and just parrots it back without thinking about it at all.
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Mar 21, 2012 19:10
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A former employee still has his email attached to some super right wing poo poo. Every once in a while I scan our catchall to forward on people's misspelled email addresses. Just got this gem: http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/ "World's Leading Obama Eligibility Challenge Web Site!"
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Mar 22, 2012 04:29
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RagnarokAngel posted:Honestly a mom gives birth to their child for free. Far as I can tell they're in debt already, why do kids get given all this food and clothes? Kids are the ultimate leeches on society. Think about babies...they're the worst. Needing constant attention and care and what do they provide? Nothing. At least toddlers fall and hurt themselves a lot.
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Mar 22, 2012 08:21
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facebook shitheel posted:RT @cclaudiaa poo poo like OWS makes me embarrassed to be a new yorker like you're shaming our loving city. You are poor, get over it. quote:RT @OCongress Our legal system can arrest a person for setting up a tent in a park, but not a man who fatally shoots of a teenager? He can somehow mindlessly retweet two opposing opinions, within minutes of each other. Cognitive dissonance, y'all.
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Mar 22, 2012 15:45
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red19fire posted:He can somehow mindlessly retweet two opposing opinions, within minutes of each other. Cognitive dissonance, y'all. If their main view is "government bad, money good" and that's as much thought as they put into it, I can see how they could simultaneously agree with both tweets - the first being "gently caress poor people", the second being "lol government broken". Still stupid, though.
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Mar 22, 2012 16:00
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red19fire posted:He can somehow mindlessly retweet two opposing opinions, within minutes of each other. Cognitive dissonance, y'all.
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Mar 22, 2012 16:26
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Another reply from the only entertaining thing on my facebook. He posts a link about the media "attacking" the solider who shot 16 Iraqi civilians, quickly gets distracted by people calling it stupid, then starts a rant about completely unrelated poo poo. I try to wrap it up for him:I posted:America is exceptional despite the best efforts of sabotage by Obama and George Soros. These lamestream lie-bural media outlets are attacking soldiers by reporting on them murdering innocent civilians. Planned Parenthood and ACORN are fronts for radical muslim infiltration. The unemployed need to get off welfare and pick themselves up by their bootstraps, even if there are literally no jobs available to them. Did I miss anything? He posted:You forgot that this whole woman's reproductive rights debate was manufactured by the obama administration to distract us from his failures. Obama and most liberals hate jews, even though most jews are democrats. The media and democratic party give a pass for bigotry and sexism when it's aimed at black or female republicans. Liberals demand separation of church and state unless it's the state trying to destroy the church. Most liberals would abolish the Catholic church if given the chance even though its the largest charity in the world. I think that's most of it. So he somehow agrees with the crazy stuff I wrote, and then shovels more right on top of it.
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Mar 22, 2012 16:59
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K. Farb posted:Another reply from the only entertaining thing on my facebook. He posts a link about the media "attacking" the solider who shot 16 Iraqi civilians, quickly gets distracted by people calling it stupid, then starts a rant about completely unrelated poo poo. I try to wrap it up for him:
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Mar 22, 2012 17:06
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K. Farb posted:Another reply from the only entertaining thing on my facebook. He posts a link about the media "attacking" the solider who shot 16 Iraqi civilians, quickly gets distracted by people calling it stupid, then starts a rant about completely unrelated poo poo. I try to wrap it up for him: People believe this. People actually believe this. I'm torn between laughing, crying, and drinking.
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Mar 22, 2012 17:35
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These border security alerts are getting pretty crazy.
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Mar 22, 2012 22:22
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K. Farb posted:Another reply from the only entertaining thing on my facebook. He posts a link about the media "attacking" the solider who shot 16 Iraqi civilians Afghani
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Mar 22, 2012 22:29
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:These border security alerts are getting pretty crazy. I like how the people from China just showed up. The world's water availability and usage were perfected calibrated until these Chinese just teleported here from space.
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Mar 22, 2012 22:38
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:These border security alerts are getting pretty crazy. So China's coming for our water supply, but P.S. our water supply is messing up our sex drives? I've got an idea! Let's actually let the Chinese take our water. Then, when the bisphenol-a gets into their bodies they'll stop having sex. No sex, if you'll remember from high school biology, means less babies which means in a couple of years no more Chinese! Then we take our water back! Seriously though, what is this? Some fringe Minute Man newsletter?
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Mar 22, 2012 22:40
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Brennanite posted:I like how the people from China just showed up. The world's water availability and usage were perfected calibrated until these Chinese just teleported here from space. I also love how Great Slave and Great Bear Lakes are completely ignored despite being pretty well as unpolluted as you can get.
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Mar 22, 2012 22:42
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Riptor posted:Afghani I assumed his Facebook friend didn't know the difference.
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Mar 22, 2012 22:48
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:These border security alerts are getting pretty crazy. To be fair there are legitimate concerns around water shortages. But I don't think China is going to invade us for our water supplies any time soon...
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Mar 22, 2012 22:57
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Clean water clearly is an issue, but the biggest concern is that the US will invade Canada over our supply. 
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Mar 23, 2012 02:20
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Oh ffs, another one of these. First Person: How to Earn $100,000 and Still Feel Poor http://finance.yahoo.com/news/first-person-earn-more-100-000-still-feel-151200753.html
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Mar 23, 2012 02:26
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Oh ffs, another one of these. These are useful. You can segue these into "Imagine how a family making half that would suffer." I find these articles very frustrating as well, but I do think they can be used for a good end. Also who the hell spends a grand on food for a family of four? What the hell are they eating?
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Mar 23, 2012 02:43
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CCKeane posted:These are useful. You can segue these into "Imagine how a family making half that would suffer." Arugula and Grey Poupon 
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Those people love to talk about how they aren't rich on 100k a year, but they are able to do things us poors would never dream of like paying for their childrens college and saving a large chunk of money for retirement and spending 1500 loving dollars a month on gas and food. That rear end in a top hat spends almost as much on gas and food as I take home in a month. In conclusion, gently caress the author.
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