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all the ladies say I
Aug 24, 2005



Acción de Espionaje Táctico
Friendly reminder that the piss tape is real but because it almost certainly feature underaged Russian prostitutes no one will get to see it (except roy moore who will slam the download button) and chuds will go if the rape exists where's the evidence :smugdog:

Edit: typo but it fits anyway

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Catastrophe posted:


lol a guy who couldn't figure out how Legos work runs the country

Was this a thing

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
trump loves piss in on and around his mouth

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mr.Tophat posted:

No, you see gettin' mad about mustard is important discourse because

It's because it wasn't the common working man's yellow mustard and was meant to otherize him and portray him as our of touch rather than the fact that he got mustard on the thing

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

eonwe posted:

i wake up every morning and see what dumb things our pisshog has said today

:same:

I find myself thinking, "Is the president awake yet?" during my afternoons. I enjoy drinking my coffee while catching up to the Republican party's fall. It's become part of my routine.

All I can think of is Nero playing the fiddle as Rome burns, but instead of Nero it's Trump playing with a truck as Puerto Rico dies with that expression

you know the one

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

bloom posted:

*hosed up psychological monster appears from the mist making inhuman noises*

hello mr president

Lol

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Blue Train posted:

It's because it wasn't the common working man's yellow mustard and was meant to otherize him and portray him as our of touch rather than the fact that he got mustard on the thing

Ya, I understand the character assassination attempt

If I saw someone putting american style mustard on beef I'd consider them out of touch, or maybe just touched in the head. What kind of loving idiot does that? English mustard or Dijon. That american mustard is for hot dogs.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
*is an american soldier about to enter the war front*

I'm nervous about going into battle, the commander in chief uses fancy mustard, I just don't feel okay about someone so out of touch giving me orders

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Ask not how well done you like your steak - ask how well done you can make a steak for your president

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Don't you forget to mention the arugula

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Power Khan posted:

Don't you forget to mention the arugula

there is no way trump eats anything green

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mr.Tophat posted:

*is an american soldier about to enter the war front*

I'm nervous about going into battle, the commander in chief uses fancy mustard, I just don't feel okay about someone so out of touch giving me orders

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Mr.Tophat posted:

*is an american soldier about to enter the war front*

I'm nervous about going into battle, the commander in chief uses fancy mustard, I just don't feel okay about someone so out of touch giving me orders

im glad the president is an everyman like me

he likes his spoons silver and his women grabbed by the pussy

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

eonwe posted:

there is no way trump eats anything green

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
*is a vehement communist*

*returns home from a busy day of seizing the means of production*

"Hello honey, I'm home!"

*walks in, sits down at dinner table, stares at the condiments*

"What the gently caress is this? Is this a loving joke? After all I do, after all I do, I have to fight here too? The bourgeoisie invade our home with this...filth!"

*picks up fancy mustard and beats entire family to death*

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

all the ladies say I posted:

Friendly reminder that the piss tape is real but because it almost certainly feature underaged Russian prostitutes no one will get to see it (except roy moore who will slam the download button) and chuds will go if the rape exists where's the evidence :smugdog:

Edit: typo but it fits anyway

It exists, features underaged prostitutes, and will be used as a honey trap to lure in chuds who want to Zapruder it.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Eat the rich (but don't use their condiments)

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mr.Tophat posted:

*is a vehement communist*

*returns home from a busy day of seizing the means of production*

"Hello honey, I'm home!"

*walks in, sits down at dinner table, stares at the condiments*

"What the gently caress is this? Is this a loving joke? After all I do, after all I do, I have to fight here too? The bourgeoisie invade our home with this...filth!"

*picks up fancy mustard and beats entire family to death*

lmao

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I wish trump would pardon me for some bullshit so I Can tell him I'm not thankful and eat the poo poo from my rear end in a top hat that would drive him up the wall lol

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
I never have dinner with the president (I like steaks rare)
I never have dinner with the president (I like steaks rare)
I never have dinner with the president (I like steaks rare)

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Lolling that rump's president

client
Aug 19, 2010

OWLS! posted:

Lolling that rump's president

president pawg

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Jesus, that poor man. Forced to salute president retard.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

old beast lunatic posted:

Jesus, that poor man. Forced to salute president retard.

It looks like Trump has just let rip and blown off the dude's hat lol

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


just so everyone knows the thing that lavar ball said that triggered trump so mightily?

when someone said trump got his son out of prison lavar said "who?"

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

client posted:

president pawg



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Haha the (few remaining) chuds are commiserating in the bad trump thread about not being taken seriously in their criticisms of the democratic party :allears:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

there's still chuds left?

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
source you are quotes

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

there's still chuds left?

There's a few un-perma'd chuds, yes. They eventually can't help themselves, though. Usually when there's a major bad day for Trump, say an indictment is handed down, they snap and go trump.mp4 on everyone.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

a lot of them dont have avatars anymore (i assume as a kind of evolved trait to fly under the perm radar)

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

there's still chuds left?

CHUDs are like Polio. Just when you think you've wiped it out, someone gets, again, the brilliant idea to poo poo in their hand and then eat it, and the whole thing kicks off again.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


You know what. I never thought of it.

We’re never going to see the piss tape.

Because the hookers are definitely underage, and it would be child porn.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

bloom posted:

*hosed up psychological monster appears from the mist making inhuman noises*

Monsters From The Id!

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Son of Rodney posted:

Every day. Every single loving day. This idiot fucker just wakes up and gives us some new stupid loving tweet.



Crooked Hillary Clinton is the worst (and biggest) loser of all time. She just can’t stop, which is so good for the Republican Party. Hillary, get on with your life and give it another try in three years!
          /

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Tiny Lowtax posted:

You know what. I never thought of it.

We’re never going to see the piss tape.

Because the hookers are definitely underage, and it would be child porn.

ugh i was hoping it'd be some old, obese babushkas. :(

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

client posted:

president pawg



It’s been seven years and I’ve just noticed the hat almost falling off the soldiers head, as if trump has just done a massive ...trump

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The news of the father's opinion wasn't even mainstream news. Only when he opened his mouth did he gently caress himself

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

lol they call him god emperor

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kingcom
Jun 23, 2012

GET MY BELT SON posted:

lol they call him god emperor

I mean the god emperor is a rotting corpse on a giant golden space toilet slowly dying while a bunch of insane religious fanatics worship him. So, not the worst analogy.

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