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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


"We don't serve your kind here." *Points to sign saying NO MEN ALLOWED gently caress THE PATRIARCHY*

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Peter Molyneux: “imagine a game where you a man fighting the patriarchy as a goose carries a no goose sign”

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Mr Interweb posted:

WKYK was great, not gonna apologize. one of my favorite skits:
Look at what she's wearing! It's purple!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
what mall is he going to lmfao

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

The dick and ball store

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Men’s Warehouse, where they store all the men for resale

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


the Rainforest Cafe is a hell of a lot more popular than the He-Man Woman Hater's Club for a few reasons

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Victory Position posted:

the Rainforest Cafe is a hell of a lot more popular than the He-Man Woman Hater's Club for a few reasons

i really enjoy experiencing extra humidity while eating

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Spergin Morlock posted:

i really enjoy experiencing extra humidity while eating

you can feel the mist out of the animatronic SJW's mouth when she yells at you

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Let me get my spreadsheet I developed counting the Game Stop to Yankee Candle ratio so I can get angry at the opposite sex

Haha jk that’s a dumb idea that only a loser would get upset about

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I haven't been to Rainforest Café in like 10 years+ but I remember their food being pretty drat good for a inside-the-mall place.

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
I went to one in Disney in my teens and it felt like the price vs quality wasn’t that great. The animatronics were cool though

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Scary! posted:

I went to one in Disney in my teens and it felt like the price vs quality wasn’t that great. The animatronics were cool though

I have to imagine there's some tourist premium being added to the price there though

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
When I was in my teens we went to Disneyland and ate at ESPN zone and my little brother was mad or sick or something and kept asking if we could just take our food back to the hotel and microwave it and me and him got into a huuuuuge argument about that being dumb and it's canon to this day in my family.

SpaceViking
Sep 2, 2011

Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.
The mall nearest to my parents has a larger Bass Pro Shop than probably every other store in the mall stacked on top of each other.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



men be shoppin

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

SpaceViking posted:

The mall nearest to my parents has a larger Bass Pro Shop than probably every other store in the mall stacked on top of each other.

I think about the Bass Pro Pyramid more than anyone really should

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

SpaceViking posted:

The mall nearest to my parents has a larger Bass Pro Shop than probably every other store in the mall stacked on top of each other.

Tacoma?

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Victory Position posted:

I think about the Bass Pro Pyramid more than anyone really should

Sporting goods stores like Bass Pro, Cabela's, and Lake and Stream seem to have a really bizarre monument complex where they have to make the most ostentatious building imaginable to sell camouflage and crossbows.

SpaceViking
Sep 2, 2011

Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.

Nah, Katy/Houston.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Warmachine posted:

Sporting goods stores like Bass Pro, Cabela's, and Lake and Stream seem to have a really bizarre monument complex where they have to make the most ostentatious building imaginable to sell camouflage and crossbows.

and the store actual people who live in the country go to is like Tractor Supply and Dollar General, which are in the cheapest buildings possible lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

SpaceViking posted:

Nah, Katy/Houston.

lol ok because it's the exact same down there

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bass Pro is neat, but it definitely feels more like it’s geared towards suburbanites

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
the job market is tough these days when you limit your searching to "retail jobs that serve men ONLY"

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Scary! posted:

Let me get my spreadsheet I developed counting the Game Stop to Yankee Candle ratio so I can get angry at the opposite sex

Haha jk that’s a dumb idea that only a loser would get upset about

for a store in the :females: column, Yankee Candle kinda sounds like a rustic old-fashioned euphemism for jacking off

"since my girl dumped me I've spent a lot of free time at yankee candle"

Pizza Segregationist
Jul 18, 2006

Cabela's and Bass Pro Shop also sometimes get tax breaks because they get their big taxidermy or aquarium displays counted as museum exhibits by the municipal gov

Billy Gnosis
May 18, 2006

Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Pizza Segregationist posted:

Cabela's and Bass Pro Shop also sometimes get tax breaks because they get their big taxidermy or aquarium displays counted as museum exhibits by the municipal gov

Man that's a hosed up thing I never knew about.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Billy Gnosis posted:

Man that's a hosed up thing I never knew about.

I think I vaguely remember this when they opened a big rear end Cabela's in Dundee Michigan, but I scrubbed it from my teenage brain and haven't had to think about it in 15 years.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Victory Position posted:

I think about the Bass Pro Pyramid more than anyone really should

this thing owns btw

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
i met some random chinese students whose summer "study abroad" type thing was about to end, and struck up a friendship, and so i struggled to come up with something to do in suburban texas that they'd like

settled on:

(1) gun range

(2) cabela's

they had a lot of fun

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
*me, brandishing a mosin-nagant*

"look, you can see the hammer and sickle stamped on it if you look really closely"

*they nod approvingly*

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/1218262378011353089

in true weirdass skullmask incel tradition they also planned to kill another member of their own crew

quote:


The alleged plan would focus on killing a Georgia couple who were “high-ranking Antifa members.” The defendants are also accused of discussing a separate plan to kill another The Base member who was aware of the plan, but was “too stupid” to keep quiet about it, the affidavit states.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
any reactions in the broader skullmask-sphere to the feds arresting a bunch of nazi salafists?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I love shooting at the range but I get some "high place phenomenon" feelings that I could probably get over if I was the only one there, but combined with a general paranoid distrust of other strangers around guns it's just not worth it.

I feel really bad because a close friend of mine is always saying they want to go with me but they've attempted suicide in the past and I know having all three of those things in my brain at the same time would make me want to barf.

:smith:


on the plus side I have a brother who goes out and shoots guns in the mountains and that sounds like something I could probably deal with.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



do none of these motherfuckers care about what is growing out the bottom of their heads? are they so proud of their ability to grow facial hair they must wear it at all times despite how hideous it actually looks?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Pizza Segregationist posted:

Cabela's and Bass Pro Shop also sometimes get tax breaks because they get their big taxidermy or aquarium displays counted as museum exhibits by the municipal gov
i was at the mall recently (still have one!) and they've been trying various gimmicks to fill stores and bring people in, and i was by some newfangled "american heroes" military museum-type thing where a gamestop or whatever used to be. very strange and probably taking advantage of some tax thing

Bullfrog posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/1218262378011353089

in true weirdass skullmask incel tradition they also planned to kill another member of their own crew
isn't that the opening scene from the dark knight where each masked bad guy shoots the next one in line after robbing the bank

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Encyclopedia Dramatica is a name I haven't heard in a long time

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Bullfrog posted:

https://twitter.com/TPM/status/1218262378011353089

in true weirdass skullmask incel tradition they also planned to kill another member of their own crew

Guy #3 on the right looks amazingly like the npc meme

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