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Rolo posted:Sucks nothing bad ever happened to Ted but that’s life I guess. he's bald edit: might never get grandchildren
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Testikles posted:Nancy and Minh in their rankings of the men on Rainey Street put Boomhauer as their top pick, and marvel at Patch's comparable good looks. Yeah, Minh said Boomhauer was number one with his "tight little bod", Nancy said Dale was number two because "he's incredibly limber" and then they both said Hank and Bill were tied for third. 
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Yeah, Minh said Boomhauer was number one with his "tight little bod", Nancy said Dale was number two because "he's incredibly limber" and then they both said Hank and Bill were tied for third. Bill looks like poo poo but can you imagine how boring Hank would be in bed? Bill would do *anything* to please. Making them tied just makes sense because who wants to actually dwell on that.
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Give Hank supplemental testosterone and suddenly Nancy starts blushing, though...
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Jan 16, 2023 17:01
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Tumble posted:its got that japanese guy, Khan, so yes Chinese?
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GolfHole posted:edit: might never get grandchildren bobby goes nuts is such a great episode with an even better title
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bobjr posted:I thought Ted was more someone who put on a rich accent for presentation, compared to Kahn who we’re told comes from poverty. Ted must really hate Kahn to not be willing to bring him into his social circle in order to get access to Minh and her family who are very well connected.
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Zero One posted:Ted must really hate Kahn to not be willing to bring him into his social circle in order to get access to Minh and her family who are very well connected. Tbf kahn is not easy to like
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pixaal posted:Bill looks like poo poo but can you imagine how boring Hank would be in bed? Bill would do *anything* to please. Making them tied just makes sense because who wants to actually dwell on that. Hank would approach you with romantic intent 
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Sometimes all a lady needs is a firm handshake to get her blood flowing, I tell you what.
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Jan 16, 2023 18:07
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His narrow urethra makes it difficult to come so Hank probably goes for a while
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John Wick of Dogs posted:His narrow urethra makes it difficult to come so Hank probably goes for a while Bwaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
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John Wick of Dogs posted:His narrow urethra makes it difficult to come so Hank probably goes for a while 
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John Wick of Dogs posted:His narrow urethra makes it difficult to come so Hank probably goes for a while No you just get retrograde ejaculation into your bladder.
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Bum the Sad posted:No you just get retrograde ejaculation into your bladder. "Peggy! I just came from that new bookstore downtown and they had a book about new ....uh tantric methods."
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Iron Crowned posted:I just realized that King of the Hill is to Millennials, what The Flintstones was to Boomers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEZGaLlLfcY
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Jan 16, 2023 20:27
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That is some boomer poo poo. Just needs some of them complaining about hating their wives.
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Nooner posted:Hank would approach you with romantic intent Women really respond to formality 
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The Moon Monster posted:Women really respond to formality What was that joke that he said he'd be awfully fond of peggy at their wedding or something along those line
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Nooner posted:Hank would approach you with romantic intent He's want to eventually get to... you know.... the 'love'.
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Milo and POTUS posted:What was that joke that he said he'd be awfully fond of peggy at their wedding or something along those line
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Saalkin posted:The mail lady Boomhauer also had a woman sneaking out of his tent in the morning in the ep where they took Bobby and the other scouts camping.
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Are you suggesting Boomhauer also had a narrow urethra?
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Tumble posted:Kinda surprised they never did a "Woman from Boomhauers past shows up with a kid she claims is his" episode. dang ole snip snip yo no dang dirty diapers n "MY DADDYS HAVIN A HEART ATTACK! MY DADDYS HAVIN A HEART ATTACK!!!" just dang ole monthly beer money man, me myself and i
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Tumble posted:Kinda surprised they never did a "Woman from Boomhauers past shows up with a kid she claims is his" episode. they kinda did that story with john redcorn
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Jan 17, 2023 17:20
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Instead of Bill being Bobby’s dad the twist is Boomhaur is Luanne’s dad
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Another Bill posted:Are you suggesting Boomhauer also had a narrow urethra? Boomhauer had a vasectomy when he was 19.
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bobjr posted:Instead of Bill being Bobby’s dad the twist is Boomhaur is Luanne’s dad That certainly would explain Hank's horrified reaction in that one episode where Boomhauer and Luanne dated briefly
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I though her dad was known. The oil rig is just federal prison, which they still hide from her for some reason.
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bobjr posted:Instead of Bill being Bobby’s dad the twist is Boomhaur is Luanne’s dad  edit: sorta beaten Sydney Bottocks posted:That certainly would explain Hank's horrified reaction in that one episode where Boomhauer and Luanne dated briefly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAU_atZ45_Q&t=46s
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I watched today the episode where Arlen's softball rec league has a match with a charity show team and they tryhard the match ruining it for everyone. I have such mixed feelings about the episode. It's so good because Hank and the team are complete villains whose dumb plan to win against the Ace is foiled by the fact the Ace is/was a professional player who schools them. But then when they go to eat crow it turns out the Ace is a gigantic rear end in a top hat so they get away scot free.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Boomhauer had a vasectomy when he was 19. this is the least real thing in the entire show. as someone who tried to get one at 18 in ca it was literally impossible. drs wouldnt even do the reversable kind. i managed to get one at 24 but probably only because i had a 6 yr history of trying to get one constantly. tx even in the era of the show wouldnt let you get your poo poo sniped until you had kids + were older.
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snergle posted:this is the least real thing in the entire show. as someone who tried to get one at 18 in ca it was literally impossible. drs wouldnt even do the reversable kind. i managed to get one at 24 but probably only because i had a 6 yr history of trying to get one constantly. tx even in the era of the show wouldnt let you get your poo poo sniped until you had kids + were older. Yeah it was a joke, but I’ve heard if you lie and tell the doctor “Both of my parents are schizophrenic and I’m going to develop it any day now” then they’ll go for it.
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Hank’s approach to sex: “You know how much I love the fundamentals”
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SettingSun posted:I watched today the episode where Arlen's softball rec league has a match with a charity show team and they tryhard the match ruining it for everyone. I have such mixed feelings about the episode. It's so good because Hank and the team are complete villains whose dumb plan to win against the Ace is foiled by the fact the Ace is/was a professional player who schools them. But then when they go to eat crow it turns out the Ace is a gigantic rear end in a top hat so they get away scot free. Yeah this is def one of the low end episodes imo
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JAMOOOL posted:this show really did get weirdly horny after Season 6 or so "You don't keep a Ferrari in the garage!" 
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