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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd/status/1246086521305907207

# ? Apr 3, 2020 17:30

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 02:29

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Cocaine Bear posted:

Local liquor store enforced a limit on customers in the store at once. It's not a very busy location so unless it's Friday night or the day before a holiday there's rarely more than half a dozen shoppers at once.

Well, the accomplished this buy hiring 3 rental guards and placing all 3 of them at the entrance. So to get in you had to pass between 3 dudes standing in a tight circle in from of the entrance.

I think someone realised how stupid that was as I only saw it once.

Were the dudes at least hot?

# ? Apr 3, 2020 17:31

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Good data visualization, not good news.

https://twitter.com/benrileysmith/status/1245787069076602880

So I'm guessing this is also pretty much charting financial ruin/bankruptcy/death at the same time?

# ? Apr 3, 2020 18:46

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/TheSpencerPerry/status/1245806836290183170

# ? Apr 3, 2020 20:50

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1246110925469310976

Although this clip is a strong contender for the top spot:

https://twitter.com/JayFaerber/status/1245880340553465856

# ? Apr 3, 2020 21:21

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Moon Slayer posted:

Although this clip is a strong contender for the top spot:

https://twitter.com/JayFaerber/status/1245880340553465856

Oh my God

https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/1246068550667612161?s=20

# ? Apr 3, 2020 21:26

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Good data visualization, not good news.

https://twitter.com/benrileysmith/status/1245787069076602880

https://twitter.com/DorsaAmir/status/1246077693889851392

# ? Apr 3, 2020 21:45

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/mauricioruiz135/status/1245842764174110724

# ? Apr 3, 2020 22:08

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/jherrerx/status/1246136395359383557

# ? Apr 3, 2020 22:09

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

come to eviction court hearing in next 6 hours if u want an rear end kicking

# ? Apr 3, 2020 23:03

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Moon Slayer posted:

https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1246110925469310976

Although this clip is a strong contender for the top spot:

https://twitter.com/JayFaerber/status/1245880340553465856

what the fuuuuuck

# ? Apr 3, 2020 23:57

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/christinelove/status/1246209589403693056

# ? Apr 4, 2020 00:06

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Moon Slayer posted:

https://twitter.com/JayFaerber/status/1245880340553465856

That did not go where I thought it was going to go.

https://twitter.com/ThePoke/status/1245661501026754561

# ? Apr 4, 2020 00:10

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/Bluboi98_/status/1245875577518776323?s=19

# ? Apr 4, 2020 00:32

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

ultrafilter posted:

That did not go where I thought it was going to go.

It... it went a lot of places. :psyduck:

# ? Apr 4, 2020 00:47

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/mollypriddy/status/1245845481013612545

# ? Apr 4, 2020 00:57

Shirec: Jul 29, 2009; How to cock it up, Fig. I

https://twitter.com/JasonGregor/status/1245407976598286337?s=20

# ? Apr 4, 2020 03:09

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/mrandrewcotter/status/1243539675031232519?s=21

# ? Apr 4, 2020 03:45

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/Terak404/status/1245943400618172417

# ? Apr 4, 2020 06:31

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Shirec posted:

https://twitter.com/JasonGregor/status/1245407976598286337?s=20

that fella at the end is doing good physical comedy

# ? Apr 4, 2020 06:58

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Shirec posted:

https://twitter.com/JasonGregor/status/1245407976598286337?s=20

I thought 1:06 (swinging the gate open, getting honked at) might have gone into the William Tell Overture Finale

Still good though

Content

https://twitter.com/Cromerty/status/1245830584150024193

Memento has a new favorite as of 13:27 on Apr 4, 2020

# ? Apr 4, 2020 07:02

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

https://twitter.com/timeoutalexc/status/1246246773565411328?s=19

# ? Apr 4, 2020 14:55

greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1245457818687283202

# ? Apr 4, 2020 15:07

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead/status/1246250080333676544

https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood/status/1246280559317241856

# ? Apr 4, 2020 16:24

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood/status/1246280559317241856

the cascade of "well, actually," posts is absurd.

I like this, though:

https://twitter.com/mik3caprio/status/1246393611576582144?s=20

stringless has a new favorite as of 16:36 on Apr 4, 2020

# ? Apr 4, 2020 16:30

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/miskeencore/status/1245879662288437248

# ? Apr 4, 2020 17:57

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/_akeenabeena/status/1246207365667524610?s=21

# ? Apr 4, 2020 19:29

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Apr 4, 2020 22:43

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

[quote="ultrafilter" post="503848583"]
https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead/status/1246250080333676544

Idgi

# ? Apr 4, 2020 22:54

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Son of Rodney posted:

[quote="ultrafilter" post="503848583"]
https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead/status/1246250080333676544

Idgi

It's just spooky. It's a thread.

# ? Apr 4, 2020 23:03

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/miskeencore/status/1245879662288437248

The episode where George Costanza pretended to be one

# ? Apr 4, 2020 23:49

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

That you're expected to have sex with the dolphins if your advisor tells you that you have to

# ? Apr 4, 2020 23:56

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Pick posted:

That you're expected to have sex with the dolphins if your advisor tells you that you have to

Buddy,

# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:08

Gravitee: Nov 20, 2003; I just put money in the Magic Fingers!

chitoryu12 posted:

It helps to know that this is Michigan's attorney general. She's cool.

# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:27

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/raaleh/status/1246428387352162305

# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:54

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/miskeencore/status/1245879662288437248

Oh goddamnit

# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:18

Yellow Ant: Feb 28, 2016

https://twitter.com/tiffstevenson/status/1246495303538262016?s=21

# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:34

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/ij_ford/status/1246407405178695683

https://twitter.com/itsdancrowd/status/1245939558899802113

Samuringa has a new favorite as of 01:44 on Apr 5, 2020

# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:37

Pilchenstein: May 17, 2012; So your plan is for half of us to die?; Hot Rope Guy

https://twitter.com/morgan_murphy/status/1246506375800184838

# ? Apr 5, 2020 02:55

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 02:29

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/_akeenabeena/status/1246207365667524610?s=21

If you've already gone through the trouble of mounting an anchor for a sex swing in the ceiling you might as well let the kids play on it when you aren't using it.

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:21

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