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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByQ968WuQzA&t=40s

(mod not a bug)

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Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Exact same bug just happened in Apex as well, which has also been a mess in regards to server performance after recent updates:

https://twitter.com/iCEEOps/status/1438887294166048771

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Cleretic posted:

I believe both do that, actually. It's just that 3 does it in a single cyberspace-focused mission, while 4's whole thing is cyberspace-focused so its playing with that is more spread-out.

And funnily enough, glitches are actually the one place where 'gently caress with you as the player' sanity effects would still work. And probably better than they used to, actually. Widespread mass common engine use of stuff like Unreal and Unity means that a lot of the vocabulary of glitches is more standardized; not only that, but the general gaming public is more familiar with that vocabulary now, so we can recognize stuff like t-posing, misaligned textures, value over/underflows, clipping out of bounds, stuff like that.

If I were a game developer today, I probably couldn't convince you that your TV was broken. But I could definitely convince you that your game is.

is that not exactly what that one visual novel does

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

alexandriao posted:

is that not exactly what that one visual novel does

Eternal Darkness is the canonical example of sanity effects, but you're probably thinking of Doki Doki Literature Club, where they're more a result of Monika breaking the game world more and more in an attempt to be your (the player's) object of affection.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Mercury_Storm posted:

Exact same bug just happened in Apex as well, which has also been a mess in regards to server performance after recent updates:

https://twitter.com/iCEEOps/status/1438887294166048771

There was a similar exploit in like Season 4 or 5 of Apex but it happened if you fired your weapon immediately after punching. So, you'd occasionally go up against someone who would fly through the air punching and shooting you super fast over and over.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Oops made halo fun

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Deltarune Chapter 2 features an optional boss that the player can attack with charged shots. A technique for spamming charged shots was discovered almost instantly and addressed almost as quickly with a patch, but instead of patching it out Toby Fox instead decided to nerf it by boosting the boss' attack whenever the player spams.

(spoilers for Deltarune Chapter 2, naturally)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1LRd4E18jk

His face goes red and he churns smoke if you spam, and after doing so but a few times his attack grows high enough to one-hit the player. Interestingly, this effect is increasingly nerfed the more the player dies to this boss, as if to say "okay, you can spam if you really need to."

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

alexandriao posted:

is that not exactly what that one visual novel does

Yes and no. Doki Doki Literature Club occasionally uses the language of glitches to show things going wrong, but it more uses it as just a small part of its greater arsenal of 'uncanny game horror'. It more typically likes subverting its own artstyle and genre conventions than pretending to be broken.

It does lean a lot on the very related angle of using the game's conventions and file structure to aid in telling the story, which is something you can do very well for PC games especially.

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
The physics in gas station sim are a lovely mess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtdC8pidKNY

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://i.imgur.com/u3A5LxO.mp4
Here's something I hadn't seen before in MGSV, shooting a wild dog caused it to flip into its default model pose. Sadly it didn't happen to anything else, I was kinda hoping to be able to shoot enemies into T-poses.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

The T-Pose gun sounds pretty reasonable. Nonlethal weapon that locks targets into a t-pose.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Sounds like a Cyberpunk 2077 weapon

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

gun that jams you into a t-pose, rips your pants off, and sticks you on a motorbike revving at full speed back towards enemy lines. talk about shock and awe

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Dragonwagon posted:

The physics in gas station sim are a lovely mess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtdC8pidKNY

Definitely one of his best in a while. Had several genuine laugh out loud moments.

I don't know why, but leaving the game running for over a thousand in-game days was just hilarious to me. It broke so many things because the developers never expected anyone to do that.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 11:58 on Sep 27, 2021

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The woman walking upside down to her car cracked me up.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's better when he breaks things than when he is gleefully sadistic to game characters.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


His schtick hurts to watch, also 100% schilling commitment

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Yeah, we should have warned people he starts his videos now with sponsor bullshit.

Most people wait until about halfway into the video.

Can't ever loving escape "here's a message from out sponsor".

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Capitalism is my least favourite glitch in the game of life.

Just RL dudes grinding more money than they'll ever need to be gleefully sadistic to the NPCs (Non-Portfolio Carrirs).

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Yeah, we should have warned people he starts his videos now with sponsor bullshit.

Most people wait until about halfway into the video.

Can't ever loving escape "here's a message from out sponsor".

Have you tried Sponsorblock? See if Sponsorblock is right for you!

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/tUjAGej.mp4

too spooky for him

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghSYodQcb2U

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Tag yourself, I'm the three identical "wah!"s on the way down.

Spikey
May 12, 2001

From my cold, dead hands!


Just ran into a funny bug in Lost Judgment.. I somehow managed to trigger a story cutscene and a sidequest cutscene at the same time. The result was Yagami getting confronted by a group of masked assassins but before the fight could start he got distracted by a kitty and ran off after it.

Edit: found a video of the glitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFovQBh8gqg

Spikey has a new favorite as of 12:31 on Oct 2, 2021

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Please developers never ever stop making in-game cutscenes like this.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



pros & cons of getting drunk indeed

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Spikey posted:

Just ran into a funny bug in Lost Judgment.. I somehow managed to trigger a story cutscene and a sidequest cutscene at the same time. The result was Yagami getting confronted by a group of masked assassins but before the fight could start he got distracted by a kitty and ran off after it.

Edit: found a video of the glitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFovQBh8gqg

Legit snort laugh. And who can blame him.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Spikey posted:

Just ran into a funny bug in Lost Judgment.. I somehow managed to trigger a story cutscene and a sidequest cutscene at the same time. The result was Yagami getting confronted by a group of masked assassins but before the fight could start he got distracted by a kitty and ran off after it.

Edit: found a video of the glitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFovQBh8gqg

The punchline that they just waited for him to come back and nothing in the game broke as a result is incredible.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



No shame, posting my own tweet:

https://twitter.com/GarbageDotNet/status/1445047454097764356

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://twitter.com/gabyo___n/status/1447172478099333122

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

C (sea) pose

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The Mole People Defense is pretty unorthodox but hell if it works it works

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I played soccer when I was a kid, and if you ask my dad, this is basically how I played every game.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Pretty sure I saw some handball going on there.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
This is from a few seasons ago in Destiny 2, but I recently checked it out and it's still there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dq5yV0eswg

If you go partially into a cave on Nessus and then backtrack until it zone loads, then blow yourself up with a grenade launcher, it'll spawn you in an empty version of the new Proving Grounds strike. Since the doors are locked, you can't go too far into the actual strike, but what you can do is jump up through the ceiling vents and explore outside the map. Not all of it is shown in the video, but there's some weird as hell geometry floating in the sky bordered by an invisible wall. You can't see it from inside the map, but from outside you get a one-way window into the Nessus Battlegrounds area and you can even snipe from there if you want to help other players.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





THE PITCH IS OURS

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ptxny1xnnh1vzel59.mp4

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
That seems normal to me. :shrug:

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Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



dialhforhero posted:

That seems normal to me. :shrug:

You should probably see a doctor about that.

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