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Quid posted:It isn't as bad as they want the narrative to say it is. I was going to say that there's this thing where, if you know how, you can tuck your balls up inside your body, and that I bet the monks are doing that. I went fact checking, and it turns out to be something made up by a James Bond book.
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If it's a genuine ball kick the male body has ways of shutting that down.
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If a ball kick is inevitable, you should just lie back and enjoy it.
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HopperUK posted:I have a similar theory that being kicked in the balls is actually no big deal and men are just acting super upset about it because they're wimps. I wonder if this guy would be willing to test it out. Haha my wife once told me she always wondered if dudes were overreacting to nut shots and then, seconds later, promptly nut tapped me. She was so apologetic but I still give her poo poo about it
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Hyperlynx posted:I was going to say that there's this thing where, if you know how, you can tuck your balls up inside your body, and that I bet the monks are doing that. You can tuck your balls up inside your body but it still crushes them if you get punted in the grundle. And also just walking around. Unless you can grow chitinous plates over your taint, that might help.
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I merely shield my balls with my giant dick. my penis is wide and flat as a shovel and women run away when they see it please help me
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Hazo posted:I was reading through some lovely tweet responses linked in this thread and audibly snorted at this example of how great twitter advertising is going since elmo took over No bones no probs
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Quid posted:It isn't as bad as they want the narrative to say it is.
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Hyperlynx posted:I was going to say that there's this thing where, if you know how, you can tuck your balls up inside your body, and that I bet the monks are doing that. No, you can absolutely do that. I've heard of people getting in motorcycle accidents and one of their testes ending up in their abdomen. And stimulating the inguinal canal (fingering the canal that the testes recedes through) is a somewhat reasonably well known sex thing.
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Generally can't do it on command, though. if you can, call me
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N. Senada posted:No bones no probs I assume that woman is a centaur.
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Mr. Sunshine posted:If it's a genuine ball kick the male body has ways of shutting down.
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Marcade posted:Generally can't do it on command, though. if you can, call me
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I always assumed those monks just have a cbt fetish.
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Marcade posted:Generally can't do it on command, though. if you can, call me It is literally what Tucking is. Trans women do it all the time. edit: I should have been more clear lol Tucking is the act of pushing/taping/making the balls recede into the inguinal canal so the penis can be tucked away, reducing the amount of visible genitalia. They shouldn't go fully into the abdomen but they COULD,, Muffing is the act of fingering the inguinal canal as a sex thing. Theres a shitton of nerves there and it can be kinda pleasurable + gender euphoric to do/experience. alexandriao has a new favorite as of 23:21 on Jul 16, 2023 |
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I used to be able to do it but like with putting my legs behind my head I'm not sure if I still can and don't want to try in case I get stuck like that.
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Hmm im not sure theres any permanent damage done if the testes ends up in the abdomen. Like it stops it from cooling down or w/e but you still have a spare right so,
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Hats Wouldnt Fly posted:I always assumed those monks just have a cbt fetish.
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No, they're literally just getting hit in the dick. The stance is to get the balls out of the way
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Yea. Their balls are like way up in the waist area. Dudes balls are way more vulnerable.
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marshmallow creep posted:I merely shield my balls with my giant dick. Babe, it’s time for your 4pm dick-flattening.
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The ideal penis has the same size, shape, and material properties as the shield on a maxim gun.
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I resent you all for reminding me that the pussy phrenologist exists
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*furiously adds pussy retrophrenologist to Tinder profile*
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Hyperlynx posted:I was going to say that there's this thing where, if you know how, you can tuck your balls up inside your body, and that I bet the monks are doing that. "Do you ekshpect me to tuck?"
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No Mr Bond, I expect you to tie...
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:No Mr Bond, I expect you to tie... lmao jesus christ
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Very feminine hands do not have the bones that let you write curves, therefore trans women can't write curves because... their hands are too feminine? This might be it, the stupidest thing I've ever read. Too stupid to even be coherent.
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Hyperlynx posted:Very feminine hands do not have the bones that let you write curves, therefore trans women can't write curves because... their hands are too feminine? No, trans women can only write curved lines, I think. And I guess cis women can only write straight lines, unless they have man hands?
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Emily Spinach posted:No, trans women can only write curved lines, I think. And I guess cis women can only write straight lines, unless they have man hands? Cis women can only communicate in Ogham runes, it's a well known fact.
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You know a statement is factual when it begins with “apparently”
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Who are you to question the folk wisdom of unspecified Asian countries?
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China. Japan. And the rest.
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