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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - the unseemly duck asked him, hast thou aught of grapes?
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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
https://twitter.com/RedStethoscope/status/1246563124385320961

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1246869776942718976?s=19

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

MizPiz posted:

https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1246869776942718976?s=19

https://twitter.com/as_a_worker/status/1246885477212454913

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/Pandamoanimum/status/1246878639305752577?s=19

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/FredTaming/status/1246866930247634944

https://twitter.com/Jamberee13/status/1246465114456436739

https://twitter.com/KGolabMLS/status/1246275459438043136

* # ? Apr 6, 2020 05:42
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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
 https://twitter.com/cautionlazer/status/1246867913811861504?s=21

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/nakeyjakey/status/1246910662644772865?s=21

* # ? Apr 6, 2020 06:33
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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/nakeyjakey/status/1246910662644772865?s=21

Some fiercely cursed replies to this tweet right here

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

 Seems fine...seems fine...oh

* # ? Apr 6, 2020 07:54
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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Yeah that really uh went places

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 Holy poo poo do not share that thread on your screen with your zoom meeting or what ever it is you job havers do. That is some of the fastest derailing I've ever seen.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Inceltown posted:

Holy poo poo do not share that thread on your screen with your zoom meeting or what ever it is you job havers do. That is some of the fastest derailing I've ever seen.

you still have a job tho

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Flint_Paper posted:

Some fiercely cursed replies to this tweet right here

https://twitter.com/adam8331/status/1246930620359548929

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Alan Smithee posted:

you still have a job tho

My job is shitposting.

* # ? Apr 6, 2020 10:10
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/KRyan2014/status/1246690103847792643?s=20

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Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
The great thing about nobody being at work is that there's no such thing as nsfw anymore.

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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Beartaco posted:

The great thing about nobody being at work is that there's no such thing as nsfw anymore.

https://twitter.com/Brainmage/status/1247046850546479104?s=19

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/sammorril/status/1246974008110637056

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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Nothing crazy, just a solid burn.

https://twitter.com/mhdksafa/status/1246822725886320640?s=19

* # ? Apr 6, 2020 15:04
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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Beartaco posted:

The great thing about nobody being at work is that there's no such thing as nsfw anymore.

https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1239298486371151872

* # ? Apr 6, 2020 15:31
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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
https://mobile.twitter.com/cowgirl_beebop/status/1246999878628188160

* # ? Apr 6, 2020 16:18
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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
Stay safe, president birb

https://twitter.com/uscpsc/status/1246950422973218818?s=21

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
He’s not wrong. That bird is saving lives right there.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/DanielRosney/status/1247085420296450049

* # ? Apr 6, 2020 18:48
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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/counsellingkaz/status/1247108277110026243?s=21

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Sound on

https://twitter.com/AAAAAAGGHHHH/status/1246870912126853121?s=20

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Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

 https://mobile.twitter.com/anxious_herzog/status/1246845678619226112

* # ? Apr 7, 2020 00:34
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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
They cut out worm tongue getting killed so to make up for it the hobbit gave wormtongue 2 90 minutes of screen time and also did not kill him off

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Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

Hyrax Attack! posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/anxious_herzog/status/1246845678619226112

Just rewatched the extended edition and yeah, pretty much.

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

 https://twitter.com/nickturani/status/1247220990897278977

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/jmbooyah/status/1245537894732726273?s=21

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1247250038822223872

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/mgtmaryrose/status/1247140311123591169?s=21

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/_katerr/status/1246946998135263234

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1247307192383844354

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/se_bon_en_fait/status/1247242369403101186?s=21

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/mgtmaryrose/status/1247140311123591169?s=21

Dad+

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 Thread

https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1247343900475490304?s=21


Steak Um bless.

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Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Captain Monkey posted:

Thread

https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1247343900475490304?s=21


Steak Um bless.

The gently caress?

The most rational, calm and helpful treatise on the most significant topic of our time, comes from a company that makes this:
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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean it’s just an intern who probably has nothing really to do with he company

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Shut up Meg posted:

The gently caress?

The most rational, calm and helpful treatise on the most significant topic of our time, comes from a company that makes this:



Plenty of brand enragement in the replies.

https://twitter.com/ING2Firebrand/status/1247354456078942208?s=20

* # ? Apr 7, 2020 15:46
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