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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Spiderjelly posted:

FWIW, every time I see one of your posts, I go listen to crossroads.

Thank you. You know who else loves 90's hiphop? Marco Rubio.

I bet Marco knows all the verses to Straight Outta Compton.

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
New Trump ad pandering hard to New Hampshire: https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/videos/10156608890980725/

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

When is the next Republican tire fire of a debate? Any word yet on who will be there?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Not a Step posted:

When is the next Republican tire fire of a debate? Any word yet on who will be there?

Saturday, probably everyone still in the race except Fiorina and Gilmore.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Despera posted:

Rubio has some skeletons in his closet that haven't really come to light yet.

The rumors that I know of on Rubio are as follows:

- Was Gay for Pay in his youth.
- Best friends with a gay pornographer
- Has a family connection to coke dealers and used his place to give these people a leg up.
- Has multiple affairs with a parade of women including a lobbyist.
- Flew said lobbyist around on the GOP dime.
- Knocked up one of his mistresses and paid for her abortion.

The affairs/lobbyist/abortion rumors are being pushed by Ana Navarro a Bushite out of Florida, and a CNN 'analyst'.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

mastershakeman posted:

This has been said for years now and at some point you'd think they'd be revealed if it were possible to do so

Billionaires aren't in the habit of talking about their lovers

Edit: even if it isn't true I wouldn't put it past Cruz to Atwater Rubio on his sexuality

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Montasque posted:

The rumors that I know of on Rubio are as follows:

- Was Gay for Pay in his youth.
- Best friends with a gay pornographer
- Has a family connection to coke dealers and used his place to give these people a leg up.
- Has multiple affairs with a parade of women including a lobbyist.
- Flew said lobbyist around on the GOP dime.
- Knocked up one of his mistresses and paid for her abortion.

The affairs/lobbyist/abortion rumors are being pushed by Ana Navarro a Bushite out of Florida, and a CNN 'analyst'.

the reason none of the rumors will go anywhere is because they make Rubio seem exciting rather than the lameo he is

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
/pol/ is talking about all kinds of ways to ratfuck Rubio because they recognize he's the real threat. What I personally wonder though, is are we really ready for a president whose favorite kind of threesome is MMF?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Montasque posted:

The rumors that I know of on Rubio are as follows:

- Was Gay for Pay in his youth.
- Best friends with a gay pornographer
- Has a family connection to coke dealers and used his place to give these people a leg up.
- Has multiple affairs with a parade of women including a lobbyist.
- Flew said lobbyist around on the GOP dime.
- Knocked up one of his mistresses and paid for her abortion.

The affairs/lobbyist/abortion rumors are being pushed by Ana Navarro a Bushite out of Florida, and a CNN 'analyst'.

Those Latin guys, can't keep their dicks in their pants.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Just find some sound bite of Rubio sounding effete and say he'd be the GOP's first woman nominee

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Look, Rubio is just as straight as Rick Perry, ok?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Shear Modulus posted:

Those Latin guys, can't keep their dicks in their pants.

Basically it's a bunch of racist fevered dreams from the Bush camp. Of course the Cuban guy was a street hustler/serial cheater.

EDIT:

The new thing is saying Rubio has "gay face'. That's where the Bush camp is right now.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Coke dealer thing is true.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Jewel Repetition posted:

/pol/ is talking about all kinds of ways to ratfuck Rubio because they recognize he's the real threat. What I personally wonder though, is are we really ready for a president whose favorite kind of threesome is MMF?

Note: this doesn't disqualify Hillary, since she's been conditioned by Bill to like MFF.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Isn't there proof Rubio got his cokehead brother in law a realtor license or something?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Despera posted:

Coke dealer thing is true.

Well he is Cuban...

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Montasque posted:

The new thing is saying Rubio has "gay face'. That's where the Bush camp is right now.

They're not the least bit wrong.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
He's not gay, just a man who has sex with men

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I hope Bush is so bitter about Rubio that he endorses Trump and becomes his Salacious Crumb.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

He's not gay, just a man who has sex with men

He's Roy Cohen?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
They should go after Rubio for having really weird ears.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

He's not gay, just a man who has sex with men

This is what I'm saying. Republicans don't understand bisexuality or don't think it exists.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

rear end cobra posted:

They should go after Rubio for having really weird ears.

Republican Obama

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Montasque posted:

Well he is Cuban...

His in law was convicted, this isn't up for debate

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
:siren: MARCO RUBIO AT GAY MIAMI POOL PARTY :siren:

Based on the evidence of... hairline I guess.




Second one looks more like a buff Jerry Seinfeld than Marco Rubio

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Montasque posted:

The rumors that I know of on Rubio are as follows:

- Was Gay for Pay in his youth.
- Best friends with a gay pornographer
- Has a family connection to coke dealers and used his place to give these people a leg up.
- Has multiple affairs with a parade of women including a lobbyist.
- Flew said lobbyist around on the GOP dime.
- Knocked up one of his mistresses and paid for her abortion.

The affairs/lobbyist/abortion rumors are being pushed by Ana Navarro a Bushite out of Florida, and a CNN 'analyst'.

Wait those last three is that character from Alpha House literally based on him?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I remember when Rep. Trey Radel, the self-described "hip hop Republican" from south Florida, who said his favorite vacation spot was Cartagena Columbia was busted for coke a little over a year ago.

It came as quite a shock.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

District Selectman posted:

Trumps tailor does the same thing to his potato sack body, but with bomb rear end suits instead

It has been noted that Jeb! isn't very good at making decisions, or apparently anything else.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

TheTatteredKing posted:

Isn't there proof Rubio got his cokehead brother in law a realtor license or something?

His coke dealer brother-in-law. He wrote a letter (as majority whip in the Florida state house) urging the board to grant him a real estate license without mentioning that he was his brother-in-law. The brother-in-law needed the letter because convicted felons have to get special approval to have realtor licenses in Florida. In 1989, while Rubio was in high school, the brother-in-law was convicted of distributing $15 million of cocaine, the money was never found, and Rubio refuses to answer questions about him (including whether or not he helped finance Rubio's early campaigns). The brother-in-law still lives with Rubio's mother and his two sons have routinely held lucrative temp positions in Rubio PACs. It's all on the fringes of shady - not bad enough to be really bad, but you know there's something going on there.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

greatn posted:

Wait those last three is that character from Alpha House literally based on him?

That's what I'd always assumed.

Xenophon posted:

In 1989, while Rubio was in high school, the brother-in-law was convicted of distributing $15 million of cocaine

Goddamn but that's a lotta coke. :stare:

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Abner Cadaver II posted:

:siren: MARCO RUBIO AT GAY MIAMI POOL PARTY :siren:

Based on the evidence of... hairline I guess.




Second one looks more like a buff Jerry Seinfeld than Marco Rubio

The second one actually is Marco Rubio. In a high school talent show.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Joementum posted:

I remember when Rep. Trey Radel, the self-described "hip hop Republican" from south Florida, who said his favorite vacation spot was Cartagena Columbia was busted for coke a little over a year ago.

It came as quite a shock.

I think that guy was just on Bill Mahr

Arbitrary Coin
Feb 17, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Was Barbara Bush really popular or something? Why the hell is Jeb! pushing her as some sort of secret weapon? Did he watch Season 3 of House of Cards where the wife was some sort of secret primary weapon and thought he could do the same with his mom? Is he trying for the Asian filial piety vote???

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

TheTatteredKing posted:

I think that guy was just on Bill Mahr

He does PR and "crisis management" now, so he basically gets paid to tell people to not be as stupid as he was.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Arbitrary Coin posted:

Was Barbara Bush really popular or something? Why the hell is Jeb! pushing her as some sort of secret weapon? Did he watch Season 3 of House of Cards where the wife was some sort of secret primary weapon and thought he could do the same with his mom? Is he trying for the Asian filial piety vote???

It's because he's literally Buster Bluth

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/gov_gilmore/status/695675077086601217

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

quote:

Has a family connection to coke dealers and used his place to give these people a leg up.

As far as I've read that's not a rumor it's a fact that they characterize differently. Theres a paper trail on it.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
What is the fallout if Marco actually is gay or bi? He looks like a hypocrite for all his annulling gay marriage stuff. BUT, maybe it would be like a feel good story that he came out finally and it would give him a huge boost. Maybe the GOPe doesn't want this out there in the primary b/c obv the first one happens. But in the general this could be the unleashing of Chang.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Very important: Can Rubio trace his linage to Charlemagne?

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SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Arbitrary Coin posted:

Was Barbara Bush really popular or something? Why the hell is Jeb! pushing her as some sort of secret weapon? Did he watch Season 3 of House of Cards where the wife was some sort of secret primary weapon and thought he could do the same with his mom? Is he trying for the Asian filial piety vote???

She's the same age group as voters.

E: but no really. Jeb doesn't understand how tarnished the brand is

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